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    Return of Simon

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2569280

    Not that this has any real newsworth information, but Randall Simon is back.

    The main point of me posting this is to have you guys read the headline
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    Quote Originally Posted by nojoke
    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2569280

    Not that this has any real newsworth information, but Randall Simon is back.

    The main point of me posting this is to have you guys read the headline
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    That was great, but I think this probably could have been put in the "Interesting Baseball News Items That Do Not Warrant Their Own Thread."
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    Cheesesteaks all over Philly are quaking with fear.
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    Re: Return of Simon

    Phillies acquire former sausage-beater from Rangers
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    Re: Return of Simon

    I bought a t-shirt in Milwaukee that said 'Don't Whack Our Weiners' shortly after the incident.
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    Re: Return of Simon

    Quote Originally Posted by cubhater
    I bought a t-shirt in Milwaukee that said 'Don't Whack Our Weiners' shortly after the incident.
    haha, thats great
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    Re: Return of Simon

    No packaged meat is safe !!

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    Phillies acquire former sausage-beater from Rangers
    Absolutely, hands-down the best headline I've read this season. I remember when he hit that sausage too! He's in the National League again though, so he still has a chance to beat the meat in Milwaukee right? Sorry I couldn't help it!

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    So long as he doesn't beat the meat in public again, I'll be happy.
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    Re: Return of Simon

    Quote Originally Posted by nojoke
    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2569280

    The main point of me posting this is to have you guys read the headline
    LMFAO
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