The biggest shock of my life....

[StaceyRosie]

Triplets!!?!?!?

[RhodeyYankee2638]

No. I don't even like the name Stacey and would like to smack my mo for giving it to me.

People from foreign lands may pronounce it Steaky, and thats no friend of yours

[Evil Empire]

People from foreign lands may pronounce it Steaky, and thats no friend of yours

[StaceyRosie]

My friend called me Tasty because she couldn't say Stacey. Actually it was more like Tasey. So to this day I hate the word "tasty". It makes me cringe.

[Evil Empire]

My friend called me Tasty because she couldn't say Stacey. Actually it was more like Tasey. So to this day I hate the word "tasty". It makes me cringe.

What a tasty story.

[StaceyRosie]

What a tasty story.

Smartass

[wexy]

Remember to be careful of initials no Alison Sue Simmons and her initials will be ASS
Watch middle names as well my mother's name was Hilda Baer and her middle name was Rose. Hilda Rose Baer as in Hilda Rose Bare and the kids used to tease her about standing up naked.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

My friend called me Tasty because she couldn't say Stacey. Actually it was more like Tasey. So to this day I hate the word "tasty". It makes me cringe.

Stacey is a very difficult name to pronouce. At the strip club I frequent nightly, theres these triplets named Tasty, Stacey and Casey, so its like having a mouth full of marbles while trying to pronounce african names

[Archer1979]

Congratulations Steve!!!

My wife and I have twins, a boy and a girl.

The first six months were tough because of the feedings at night. The important thing is to keep them on the same schedule. Also, don't plan any projects around the house. Just keep the routine going. There are going to be days where it feels like you're caught in a continuous four-hour loop and that's because... well you are.

Invest in a CostCo card or whatever warehouse-type store is there. It will pay for itself in Enfamil in about two weeks.

Get lots of bottles. And pillows.

If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know.

One funny story when my wife was pregnant. She had heard about "Twins" magazine. One night, she sent me out to find a copy. I went everywhere. Finally, I ended up at a WaldenBooks or something in a mall. I couldn't find it, so I gave in and asked this cute little high school girl behind the counter if she could look up and see if a magazine named "Twins" exists. About thirty seconds later, she turns beet red and looks me and says, "You'll have to try an adult book store for that sir."

My wife still laughs at that story.

Anyway, congratulations and good luck.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.

[StaceyRosie]

Stacey is a very difficult name to pronouce. At the strip club I frequent nightly, theres these triplets named Tasty, Stacey and Casey, so its like having a mouth full of marbles while trying to pronounce african names

I've been called all three of those names!

[Evil Empire]

Congratulations Steve!!!

My wife and I have twins, a boy and a girl.

The first six months were tough because of the feedings at night. The important thing is to keep them on the same schedule. Also, don't plan any projects around the house. Just keep the routine going. There are going to be days where it feels like you're caught in a continuous four-hour loop and that's because... well you are.

Invest in a CostCo card or whatever warehouse-type store is there. It will pay for itself in Enfamil in about two weeks.

Get lots of bottles. And pillows.

If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know.

One funny story when my wife was pregnant. She had heard about "Twins" magazine. One night, she sent me out to find a copy. I went everywhere. Finally, I ended up at a WaldenBooks or something in a mall. I couldn't find it, so I gave in and asked this cute little high school girl behind the counter if she could look up and see if a magazine named "Twins" exists. About thirty seconds later, she turns beet red and looks me and says, "You'll have to try an adult book store for that sir."

My wife still laughs at that story.

Anyway, congratulations and good luck.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.

This too is a tasty story.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Congratulations Steve!!!

My wife and I have twins, a boy and a girl.

The first six months were tough because of the feedings at night. The important thing is to keep them on the same schedule. Also, don't plan any projects around the house. Just keep the routine going. There are going to be days where it feels like you're caught in a continuous four-hour loop and that's because... well you are.

Invest in a CostCo card or whatever warehouse-type store is there. It will pay for itself in Enfamil in about two weeks.

Get lots of bottles. And pillows.

If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know.

One funny story when my wife was pregnant. She had heard about "Twins" magazine. One night, she sent me out to find a copy. I went everywhere. Finally, I ended up at a WaldenBooks or something in a mall. I couldn't find it, so I gave in and asked this cute little high school girl behind the counter if she could look up and see if a magazine named "Twins" exists. About thirty seconds later, she turns beet red and looks me and says, "You'll have to try an adult book store for that sir."

My wife still laughs at that story.

Anyway, congratulations and good luck.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.

I assume you went to the adult book store?

[yankeesrule2000]

Whats wrong with the name Stacey, i like that name, i think it is nice..

[StaceyRosie]

Whats wrong with the name Stacey, i like that name, i think it is nice..

I don't think it's a pretty girl name. All of the pretty girls are named Melissa, Jennifer, Julie etc.

[Evil Empire]

Whats wrong with the name Stacey, i like that name, i think it is nice..

It sounds like tasty, which is a horrible, horrible word, that I will never say again.

[fredgmuggs]

Whats wrong with the name Stacey, i like that name, i think it is nice..

I don't think it's a pretty girl name. All of the pretty girls are named Melissa, Jennifer, Julie etc.

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as sweet."

[yankeesrule2000]

It sounds like tasty, which is a horrible, horrible word, that I will never say again.

LOL...

[StaceyRosie]

It sounds like tasty, which is a horrible, horrible word, that I will never say again.

You fargen bastige!

[NJ Fan]

I don't think it's a pretty girl name. All of the pretty girls are named Melissa, Jennifer, Julie etc.

Awww---I'm honored!

[StaceyRosie]

Awww---I'm honored!

Glad to be of service

Another pretty girl name, Jessica.

[yankeesrule2000]

Glad to be of service

Another pretty girl name, Jessica.

Idk why, i dont even know anyone with this name, but i think a nice name is Kayla...

[StaceyRosie]

Idk why, i dont even know anyone with this name, but i think a nice name is Kayla...

I know one and she is the most beautiful 4 year old ever. Seriously. She is going to be a knockout when she is older.

[patrick.o]

Congrats, Steve!

[NYYBombshell]

No. I don't even like the name Stacey and would like to smack my mom for giving it to me.

Is Stacey your birth name or is it short for something? Like, I know someone who goes by Stacey, but her name is Anastasia.

[Sam18]

cute little high school girl behind the counter

Why'd you put that in the story?

[LilChief]

Congrats on the Twins! I have a few friends who have twins, and while they have their own challenges, they also have their own blessings...enjoy!
Find out where the local chapter of the Twins Club is and meet some of its members. They will have a world of knowledge for you! Maybe you can find that Twins magazine Archer talked about too, without going into an adult book store?

[StaceyRosie]

Is Stacey your birth name or is it short for something? Like, I know someone who goes by Stacey, but her name is Anastasia.

My dad wanted Anastacia but that combined with my last name would have made me sound like a skin disease or something.

[silverdsl]

Congratulations Steve! Very awesome news!

-Deborah

[RhodyYanksFan]

my wife thinks he'll get picked on and be called avenue or boulevard or whatever.

I wanted to use Logan, but we both know a Logan and then his head would swell.

My gf is a teacher and almost every week she tells me another name she could never name her kid because it would remind her of some stinky or rotten kid.

[mr. baskums]

Congratulations Steve! My Dad was a twin and my brother had twin daughters who are now 25 years old. You'll be amazed at how twins grow and develop together. My nieces had their own language when they started to talk. They would speak gibberish but could understand each other perfectly.

Also there was a time when one of them lost a dollar bill and the other ripped hers in half to give to her sister. They were only about 2 or 3 years old at the time.

[Hitman23]

Congratulations Steve!!!

My wife and I have twins, a boy and a girl.

The first six months were tough because of the feedings at night. The important thing is to keep them on the same schedule. Also, don't plan any projects around the house. Just keep the routine going. There are going to be days where it feels like you're caught in a continuous four-hour loop and that's because... well you are.

Invest in a CostCo card or whatever warehouse-type store is there. It will pay for itself in Enfamil in about two weeks.

Get lots of bottles. And pillows.

If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know.

One funny story when my wife was pregnant. She had heard about "Twins" magazine. One night, she sent me out to find a copy. I went everywhere. Finally, I ended up at a WaldenBooks or something in a mall. I couldn't find it, so I gave in and asked this cute little high school girl behind the counter if she could look up and see if a magazine named "Twins" exists. About thirty seconds later, she turns beet red and looks me and says, "You'll have to try an adult book store for that sir."

My wife still laughs at that story.

Anyway, congratulations and good luck.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.

Thanks for the advice man. We are already going for the Cosco card this weekend. I really appreciate everything you wrote. The more info i get the better. I've been a dad of a newborn, but this is gonna be hell.

Man, the fact that it was some lhigh school girl that had to tell you makes that story hilarious. You're a dirty old man!

Thanks to everyone else who wished their congrats!!

[#1PaFan]

Man, I don't even want to think about raising twin daughters. Not with some of the thoughts that have gone thru this twisted mind; I know how these pig males think.

I'd be a real mean bastard when some snot-nosed punk came a'calling...

[Archer1979]

I'd be a real mean bastard...

Quick show of hands... whose imagination is stretched at this concept.

[Tifoso]

During my wife's first sonogram this week the doctor tells us we have a suprise. Twins!!



I'm so numb to this I can't even tell if I'm nervous yet. maybe I am, I dunno.... I guess.

Two of everything!

I'm happy as hell, but I just can't believe it.

Congrats!!

[Archer1979]

Thanks for the advice man. We are already going for the Cosco card this weekend. I really appreciate everything you wrote. The more info i get the better. I've been a dad of a newborn, but this is gonna be hell.

Man, the fact that it was some lhigh school girl that had to tell you makes that story hilarious. You're a dirty old man!

Thanks to everyone else who wished their congrats!!

No problem.

One other thing...car seats. If you have two vehicles, try to get the car seats that have bases that you can buy separately. It will save you from having to buy two sets of car seats.

And cop as many newborn diapers from the hospital that you can. Twins tend to be smaller and take longer to get into the normal size 1's.

If your wife delivers early, don't freak out. For some reason twins are better equipped to handle premature births that single births.

And don't be shy about going to the doctor for the simplest of pains. My wife had to be disabled at Week 24.

If you need any advice, PM me.

[Tifoso]

No problem.

One other thing...car seats. If you have two vehicles, try to get the car seats that have bases that you can buy separately. It will save you from having to buy two sets of car seats.

And cop as many newborn diapers from the hospital that you can. Twins tend to be smaller and take longer to get into the normal size 1's.

If your wife delivers early, don't freak out. For some reason twins are better equipped to handle premature births that single births.

And don't be shy about going to the doctor for the simplest of pains. My wife had to be disabled at Week 24.

If you need any advice, PM me.

Almost as if someone planned it that way.

[Sam18]

Almost as if someone planned it that way.

*coughevolutioncough*

[Tifoso]

*coughhowdidthemistakessurvivebeforetheyevolvedcough*

[Archer1979]

*coughhowdidthemistakessurvivebeforetheyevolvedcough*

*coughSomebodyNamedThemSamcough*

[Tifoso]

coughcough

[Sam18]

*coughhowdidthemistakessurvivebeforetheyevolvedcough*

*coughtheydidn'tbutlet'sdropthisconversationcuzitcanonlyleadtotroublecough*

[#1PaFan]

Quick show of hands... whose imagination is stretched at this concept.

Hey, I believe it's nice to be nice to the nice. Even to the occasional Pink Sox fan that can't seem to find his way home.

[Yankchic22]

Wow, I have been away for awhile. Steve's having babies.......

I think I need time to process this.

Congrats, babe. I know how much you deserve this happiness.

[Mezmerize]

Steve -

Great news! I am really happy for you! Congratulations and good luck with the preparation!

[Hitman23]

Wow, I have been away for awhile. Steve's having babies.......

I think I need time to process this.

Congrats, babe. I know how much you deserve this happiness.

Yeah they came as a nice suprise. I have to do my duty and continue to populate the Yankee fanbase.


thanks Randi.

[Hitman23]

Steve -

Great news! I am really happy for you! Congratulations and good luck with the preparation!

Thanks bro. We've really got little or no preparation though. Our family and friends won't let us do or buy anything. Not that I'm complaining.

[b-ball-lunachick]

ahh two more Yankee fans, instead of one!! Very cool...congrats to you and your wife Steve -- that's great news...they're lucky to have a dad like you.

[Arod for President]

Double the trouble.

[DaBomber25]

Wow, I have been away for awhile. Steve's having babies.......

I think I need time to process this.

Congrats, babe. I know how much you deserve this happiness.

Do you hibernate or something? Or just disappear for months at a time for no reason?

[ChocolateGirl]

During my wife's first sonogram this week the doctor tells us we have a suprise. Twins!!



I'm so numb to this I can't even tell if I'm nervous yet. maybe I am, I dunno.... I guess.

Two of everything!

I'm happy as hell, but I just can't believe it.

Then comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the BABIES IN THE BABIES' CARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow Steve, congrats!! Did you do something out of the normal to create this twin miracle? Count your blessings on being so lucky because they are a lot of people still praying for their 1st child. Hope the pregnancy goes well.