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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_E
    I can't imagine getting rid of one of the big gimmics so quickly. I think tribal councils are going to be great this year with such small dynamics. But challenges will be interesting, since normally the team with more players has to sit someone out...If the older women lose a couple more immunity challenges we could be down to one-on-one challenges soon.
    The previews lead me to believe there is some kind of merge. Cirie is commenting one on one to the cameraman on the guy who wants to possibly quit. He's not on her tribe anyway unless they merged the same age groups together. I hope that the 4 tribe thing is not a short lived gimmick, since they have been promoting it for weeks now.

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    Week 2 - InGame Play By Play 1st Half

    Corwd filing inside the Reality TV Arena...

    I'm still mad at those stupid old chicks for getting rid of LumberJill, I want them to all be voted out ASAP.

    I hadn't noticed Jeff's hair last week with that stupid hat on but jeez, it looks like he's got shoe polish in his hair. He looks ridiculous

    A Bruce fan in the front row wired for sound: My faves so far are still Bruce and Sally. :thumbsup: I can't wait to see Shane have his nic-fit.

    Ok does anyone think Shane is really going to play up the smoking thing to get more face time? He's an actor, I think he's gonna try and create more drama than there really is, to get more air time.

    I can't wait for Cirie to find some creepy crawlers under the leaves.

    Yeah, ones that come INTO their "shelter".

    Looks like the younger men at least got A shelter built at some point. :thumbsup:

    A Survivor insider in press row: If someone outright insults you to your face in tribal, and you also have a chance to ensure a gratified reaction from the one who is suddenly "saved", why wouldn't you take it?

    Plus, these people aren't (that much) stupider than us. They must suspect, off-camera of course, that four person tribes can't last very long as a structure. I mean how long did it take for all of us to conclude it can't last? Five seconds after they announced it? So why not focus on strong alliances rather than figuring out the best workhorse? You stand just as much chance of losing the workhorse as the ally in a shuffle, but the ally might help you down the line.

    Ha ha! Rain on them! Punish these punks, oh Panama! Yes, I simultanously want to see them punished for dumping the competant chick, even as I defend the decision! I'm contrary like that!

    Geez - the rain really turned the camp into a swamp.

    InShane complains that he's a three-pack a day smoker and he's already going bananas without having had a cigarette in 31 hours.

    I hope those old witches never make fire. Freeze to death! They're the heels of the show so far. They gave Tina the jacknife power bomb through thumbtacks.

    lol Not as easy for the older women as Lumberjill made it look.

    Ha ha ha! The old chicks can't start a fire without Tina Logroller! Crowd chants: YOU F'ED UP! to the old ladies.

    What the hell is all over Misty's arms?

    WHAT is all over Misty's arms? Looks like chickenpox or something. Crowd chants: holy sh*t!

    And Shane is just standing around again doing nothing...Crowd chanting: LARD ASS! LARD ASS to Shane.

    Looks like a few DID notice Misty's arm.

    A Sally fan in the upperdeck: Misty has a fungus. Ewww.

    Merge...

    Oh here we go, tribe shuffle already!

    Yawn.

    Insta-reshuffle.

    Yawn.

    Shane??? cool????

    Boy she's gonna regret that

    Go Sally and Bruce! Get on a good tribe!

    I still don't get Shane's "paragraph tattoos"

    A Bobby fan in the luxury box seats: He must not have spoken enough lines tonight, then, that's all. Trust me, once you hear him speak more than three sentences, you'll detest InShane as much as I do.

    He's annoying, he's hyperactive, he speaks without thinking, he's sexist, he's selfish, he's immature, he's flighty, and he's an attention-seeker. Are those enough reasons for you to detest him, too?

    Let me know, 'cause I'm sure I could come up with many more reasons.

    Shane whining already on Day 4 is really pathetic.

    Okay... Circe wasn't picked last?!?!?!? wierd!

    The person picking her didn't know anything about her.

    Hee! Pecking order already.

    An Aras fan in the upperdeck: they scared me with Bruce. Woohoo!

    HEE! Bruce gets immunity, and exiled.

    Hee hee. They don't pick Bruce, but he's safe on Exile Island for the next vote!

    Hilarious! Odd man out is immune. I bet they are mad now!

    Crowd chants: holy sh*t! after the twist.

    now that's a good twist

    Neat, Bruce gets a reprieve from schoolyard pick stupdity.

    At least Bruce can survive alone for 4 days

    Oh goody snakes and Cirie. This should be GOOD!

    That was an interesting twist.. Cirie looked pissed.

    Those wooden snakes look damn creepy.

    Another Survivor insider: A pit of LEAVES? Cirie will never make it.

    A die-hard Survivor fan outside the Arena: Oh no, this challenge involves SNAKES!!!

    I cannot watch this one, no way. Not if they show those nasty-looking snakes.

    Reward is fishing gear? Nick and Courtney are the "snake-wranglers".

    Aw rats, fake snakes. I bet Cirie can't even touch them anyway. Crowd boos.

    Cirie just slammed into that guy's head. Ouch.

    La Mina (Bruce, Dan, Shane, and Terry) wins.

    La Mina is my fave tribe based on most of whom they chose during "picks" except Shane, but let the story play out.

    The La Mina team looks a lot more athletic than the other team. Some of the picks had me scratching my head but then again I have more information than the pickers did.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 2 InGame Play By Play 2nd Half

    A Survivor TV Play-By-Play man: Say what you will but Cirie was right in there pulling hard for the team.

    She could be standing on her head while juggling with her feet, I still want her gone as soon as it can be arranged.

    But wait til they have to eat bugs. LOL!

    Why oh why can't they have used real snakes?

    Another Survivor fan in the lowerbowl seats: At this point I still can't render opinions on these insta-tribes. I haven't really absorbed yet who is in which one. There can't by definition be much of a gender disparity (one tribe will have one less woman, right?), but did an age disparity develop. Anyone figure it out?

    I see Burnett wasn't any more impressed with the 4 tribes idea than I was. At least it hopefully didn't have a noticeable impact on the game.

    A Cirie fan in the skybox seats: I am going to be in the minority this season....I like Cirie. She did what she had to do to save her own skin.

    Another Cirie fan in the upperdeck: I'm with you on that one. I find her hilarious! (Yet I was when Jeff said the last part of that challenge was to dig around in a leaf pit)

    "I'm 34 going on 12" - Shane

    A Peanut vendor in the upperdeck: CircleBoobs and InShane are on the same tribe?

    Poor tribe.

    Anyone figure out the age spreads on these new tribes yet?

    Oh, one of the New Age Wacko girls is there too. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Hmm... Shane, Cirie and Melinda on the same team.

    Notice that after Shane said that he hadn't thought about leaving, they cut straight to boobs in a bikini.

    Hee. Cirie gets a few points back from me for making fun of Courtney. Crowd chants: scaredycat towards Cirie.

    Where did Cirie find that top? I want to make sure never to shop there.

    Cirie and Melinda were the ones sticking out as not belonging last week, too.

    Here's the new tribes if anyone missed it:

    Casaya (Purple) - Danielle, Shane, Courtney, Aras, Cirie, Bobby, Melinda
    La Mina (Orange) - Terry, Sally, Austin, Misty, Nick, Ruth Marie, Dan

    No Melinda, YOUR the only one thats screwed ha!

    A Cirie fan in the Reality TV Bar: I don't have an issue with Cirie, either.

    Uh oh. Shane's trying to plot.

    Not the swear on my son's life...how long does that last

    So this is the drama tribe?

    InShane is swearing on his son's life? Sweeeeeeeeeet.

    He's trying to make a shallow people alliance.

    So Shane's like the leader of this younger tribe. Comforting?

    Here goes the big "three way swear on their lives that they trust each other in the second episode stuff". It's a time honored idiot tradition on Survivor.

    Another Survivor insider in press row: One tribe splits by age, the other by gender. Now I don't like the misogynist guys. No wimmens allowed in 'r' clubhouse!

    Dang alliances right off the bat and everyone is looking for one. This could bite them in the butt. Things change quickly.

    Everybody's making alliances. I predict with Shane as a leader, and Courtney out in space somewhere that alliance will be one of the least effective ones in history.

    A Shane fan in the front row: Bruce is freaking me out.

    I don't think the editors intend to let us KNOW who finds the idol until they use it!

    Bruce karate chops the bad old Outcast Exile Island! Take that Island!

    Cool storm time...isn't this where the previews show Shane getting smacked in the head?

    This makes La Mina the older tribe, doesn't it? And I think maybe the smarter one.

    I added the average ages to my original post.

    Casaya ranges in age from 24 to 35 with an average of 30.4.
    La Mina ranges in age from 24 to 52 with an average of 35.1.
    Lonely Bruce is 58.

    They might be older overall, but a lot more capable, I think.

    Bruce should have been building a shelter instead of playing Ninja with his imaginary friends.

    Where did Jeff say that Bruce fits in when he returns from Exile Island?

    He replaces whoever gets voted out tonight

    Bruce looked like he could totally kick the crap out of his imaginary friends, though.

    The old "some idiot loses the spear" plotline. Guess we know the obvious boot for that team now.

    Oh no. Sally lost the spear.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 2 - InGame Play By Play Overtime

    Don't worry about it, you only threw away the reward

    I'm soooo sorry, I loooost it, I'm soooo sorry. Vote her out! Crowd chanting: What Was That?

    Can we nickname it "The Spear of Destiny" now?

    A Sally fan in the upperdeck: Sally is one of my picks...sigh

    They'll all be nice about it, but losing that spear is huge.

    This should haunt Sally from now on.

    A Stephenie fan in the Reality TV Bar: GOod grief, who's the chick with the enormous rack?!

    The young good looking girl with implants or the old homely one with droop?

    Doomsday Shane again. Crowd chanting: crybaby! to Shane.

    Memo to Shane: please shut the (bleep) up

    I think Shane is trying to blow smoke up the other team

    Any challenge involving a giant zombie head is instantly about 500% better.

    Zombie heads on zombie bodies. That's hilarious.

    Zombie head? Aren't zombies supposed to be like living dead or something? Arena music: living dead girl by Rob Zombie.

    If they are smart (and few Survivors have ever been smart) they will vote out Shane if they lose the challenge.

    Immunity challenge time. Bailing boats, dragging heavy crap underwater.

    Well Shane made zero because he is a ZERO

    They don't know how to bail out water...geez

    Jeff: Shane makes ZERO progress in the water. {snerk}

    Probst informs us that Casaya is "absolutely inept". Way to cheerlead there Jeff! Crowd chanting: OMG!

    Laughing at Jeff's "totally inept" comment

    "Casaya is absolutely inept." I suspect we'll be hearing that a few more times before this is over.

    La Mina wins immunity. Silly Sally is safe.
    (Say that 3 times fast.)

    LaMina wins immunity, which means Bruce has to join the loser team.

    Shane is pissed but he was so worthless. Crowd chanting: SHANE sucks.

    Maybe Cirie will be gone. I can hope....

    Get that anchor to the shore?

    Was probst talking about Shane? Circe? Or that spacey girl?

    La Mina wins. Good. But does that mean that Bruce goes to Casaya? I'm not clear on what they meant by what they told him.

    Another die-hard Survivor fan in the upperdeck: Well either Melinda or Cirie goes, they others won't see who should really go. They are looking at age/bodies.

    Well, Sally will probably be okay over the spear, now. Tribes have short memories over something like that. A new drama will take its place before they go. But damn, that was a dumb move of hers. Don't offer to go fishing if you can't hold onto the spear.

    I don't see Casaya doing very well at all. Not too many deep thinkers, perhaps getting Bruce next week might help them.
    Maybe Bruce will kick their butts.

    And I'm guessing they won't see Bruce's value and will dump him ASAP.

    A Suvivor color commentator: LaMina. Stupid name. I'm gonna call them Laminate. Makes about as much sense as LaMina but I can remember it.

    These people seem stupid in their alliance forming. Let's grab the first 4 people that are alone together and form an alliance! Doesn't look like any of them thought it through for a second

    Shane hates to lose but he's such a loser.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 2 - Inside Tribal Council

    Lol, quitting because you need a cigarette and coffee That takes the cake

    Danielle's boobs are another tribe member, I swear.

    Maybe they could get voted off.

    Flip-flopper Shane wants to stay now. Well by all means.

    A Dan fan in the upperdeck: Personally I think Shane is doing all this for attention. I see a need for him to be the center of everything.

    fake drama from Shane about quitting

    Man I hope we don't have to listen to Shane whine for long

    Shane's alliance members see their brilliance in bringing him into their alliance

    Yep Shane has to be the center of the universe. This was all fake. Crowd chanting: That was fake!

    If Shane's dumb alliance members had any brain they would boot Shane out of their alliance and recruit Bobby real quick.

    Why hasn't this idiot had water in 2 days? It's going to be hard to bounce back from that.

    A die-hard Survivor fan in a sports bar: Shane just wants attention! He's like a whipped (wimpy) puppy.

    Oh, look. An idiot who is discussing who he wants to oust publicly. Has he SEEN this show before?

    Who elected Aras as tribe President?

    Ok these 2 men are complete IDIOTS, vote one of the off.

    This is the stupidest tribe ever. This tribe just keeps gettin' nuttier and nuttier.

    Wow, Aras really just pops off with whatever is on his mind. So does Shane.

    I hope they don't vote out Yoga eye candy boy for taking charge.

    Well, smart girl, if you don't like it, don't vote for them you bloody idiot.

    Heavens! Courtney seems to have one of the better brains in this tribe. First impressions aren't all that true, I guess. Just get rid of Shane.

    If you feel so awful, then don't vote with the 2 males. (not going to call them men any more, they are ignorant)

    They should get rid of Shane with his drama and big mouth. These people are unbelievable

    Shane just told everyone they have an alliance and that whoever between Cirie and Melinda that doesn't go now will go next time. This idiot doesn't realize that the other 4 (when Bruce comes back) will now know they will be picked off one by one if they don't band together.

    I hope they vote out Shane or Aras for that stupid stunt. They both just proved that they have the diplomacy of a bull in a china shop.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 2 - The Verdict

    Cool tribal council setup.

    I can see this team getting picked off one by one, losing immunities one after the other.

    In other words Jeff, I'm a complete brat

    Shane STILL cannot shut up. Unbelieveable! Crowd chants: a****le towards Shane.

    That was a really Sh**y thing Aras and Shane did.

    A Survivor beat writer: Cirie brings up the alliance of 4. Good move.

    I hope they kick either Shane or Aras out. Heck, I want both gone.

    Yes, tell Bruce everything

    Can they kick both of them out?

    I hope Bruce found immunity.

    Crying? That's a bit much.

    A Beer vendor in the lower bowl seats:
    Awww Cirie and Melinda will feel SOOOOOOO disappointed if they're booted. But of course, Tina didn't feel any of that. Why have such hurt feelings about what you didn't mind doing to someone else?

    Yeah, they did it to LumberJill without a thought, and they were smug about it! Hypocrites. I'm glad she got voted out and next it should be Cirie's turn.

    Time to vote. Melinda votes for Shane. Because she promised.

    I love what Melinda said! "I don't break my promise"

    The problem I see is the 4 "young" members do not have 1 brain between them.

    "This tribe ia all over the map" That's an understatement.

    I don't blame Cirie for being that upset, that whole thing sucked.

    Melinda seems less useless than Cirie.

    Ronnie Wood, err... I mean Shane... stays.

    The tally:

    Shane - 2
    Melinda - 4

    Cirie squeaks by again.

    Crowd chants: bullsh*t!

    A Melinda fan: I would turn around and smack Shane if he had touched me then

    A dejected Survivor fan in the front row: I didn't even like her and I'm so pissed on her behalf. I HATE it when someone says they want to quit when there are people that would LOVE to go there.

    Why not Cirie at least? Melinda was harmless.

    Don't settle in too much Bruce, you might be the third one to go.

    They are picking off the older women.

    I just wish Bruce didn't end up with those losers!

    Bruce is pretty smart, I bet he can take control from Aras

    The addition of Bruce to Casaya raises their average age from 30.4 to 34.1 and effectively doubles their I.Q.

    I usually want the quitters gone, and I wouldn't mind seeing Shane getting it. Melinda and Cirie, though, are more objectionable to me.

    Maybe Bruce can use Shane as his punching bag now.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Next Week on Survivor:

    Aras and Shane were a couple of real d*cks this episode. Why is he saying right out loud who is going? And then Shane pipes in? They are some of the stupidest people ever. Shane was faking with alot of his crap. If they think he's unstable and a big mouth now, it's only going to get worse.

    I'm glad Melinda got the boot, she deserved it but Shane is a bigger liability. Did he find some Poppy plants on the island or something? He's an even bigger loser than we all thought preshow

    Next week: Casaya finds out why keeping Shane was a mistake.

    Neither Melinda or Cirie wanted to quit, Shane was pleading to be voted out and being a whiny bitch.

    Casaya is going to implode if they keep it up. Melinda is happy she gets to go home and eat food!

    I didn't care for Melinda one way or another so no feelings on her boot, but I really wish Shane would have gone. He and Aras are so arrogant and obnoxious. I hope Probst doesn't start toting him as a "great character" for this season.

    And next week we get an extra dose of InShanity.

    Bruce will probably just lie low. There's no easy power play for him.
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    im tellin you, bruce is gonna start bashin skulls in soon
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 2 - Postgame Analysis

    Can we see the nuttiest tribe ever this season?
    Casaya (Purple) - Danielle, Shane, Courtney, Aras, Cirie, Bobby, Melinda
    Melinda and Cirie were crying. Shane whining and pouting and Aras along with Shane were complete d*cks this week battling for power. This tribe is pathetic. I feel bad for Bruce joining this tribe with no disclipine. Shane is the whining, wussbag heel. Aras is also a heel. Cirie is safe, but I still depise her and Melinda for booting off Tina in Week 1. Bruce is in no-man's land right now.

    I say La Mina (Orange)- Terry, Sally, Austin, Misty, Nick, Ruth Marie, Dan is the best team right now. They're so cohesive as a unit right now.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    im tellin you, bruce is gonna start bashin skulls in soon
    You damn right he'll bash some skulls. In fact, he can bash Shane and Aras right now with a coconut. Or use them as a chopping board for coconuts.
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    Shane is certainly this season's villian. What a dick!

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    Wow, Casaya is screwed.

    One of the major rules in Survivor - You don't out your alliances and openly discuss who is going to be voted out in front of the people you are going to vote out!!!

    Stupid move by Shane and Aras. I'd vote them out tomorrow if the rest of their tribe wasn't a bunch of losers. It could be Palau all over, but I think this tribe can actually win a few challenges.

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    Oh Lordy. The good news is that alliances made this early in the game usually don't hold out which I hope holds especially true here. Talk about a couple of asshats.

    I love Bruce. He was my early fave so I felt bad that he got stuck with this group. Hopefully he gets them turned around in a jiffy.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Luvtino
    Oh Lordy. The good news is that alliances made this early in the game usually don't hold out which I hope holds especially true here. Talk about a couple of asshats.

    I love Bruce. He was my early fave so I felt bad that he got stuck with this group. Hopefully he gets them turned around in a jiffy.
    Shane and Aras are the dirty, cheap shot heels this season. If Melinda and Cirie are not good teammates, Shane and Aras are no better.

    Bruce will have his hands full with Casaya.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SI Baseballman
    Wow, Casaya is screwed.

    One of the major rules in Survivor - You don't out your alliances and openly discuss who is going to be voted out in front of the people you are going to vote out!!!

    Stupid move by Shane and Aras. I'd vote them out tomorrow if the rest of their tribe wasn't a bunch of losers. It could be Palau all over, but I think this tribe can actually win a few challenges.
    Yes sir!

    If Casaya have to win a few challenges, I expect Bruce to carry the team on his back.
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    I want to kick Shane in the balls. He doesn't want to go home to see his family and get a drink - he wants to leave so he can have a cigarette.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMario66
    I want to kick Shane in the balls. He doesn't want to go home to see his family and get a drink - he wants to leave so he can have a cigarette.
    Well too bad. Shane has to suffer without cigarettes. What a jerkhole.

    Cigarettes are bad for him.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMario66
    I want to kick Shane in the balls. He doesn't want to go home to see his family and get a drink - he wants to leave so he can have a cigarette.

    I picked Shane to win this thing, however I am not sure that he can do it. I am still going to be rooting for the guy. He is this year's Lex and for the matter that guy Terry is this year's Tom.
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    I like Terry too. I was hoping Bruce ended up with him. They would have been a good team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    I hope that the 4 tribe thing is not a short lived gimmick, since they have been promoting it for weeks now.
    I guess we're both disappointed. I can't believe after all the hype about four tribes, it lasted all of one episode.

    Very lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_E
    I guess we're both disappointed. I can't believe after all the hype about four tribes, it lasted all of one episode.

    Very lame.
    Yeah. It is pretty dumb that they switched so early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayBomber55
    Yes sir!

    If Casaya have to win a few challenges, I expect Bruce to carry the team on his back.
    Bruce should have asked Probst at Tribal Council if he could just go back to Exile Island. That would be great TV!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    Bruce should have asked Probst at Tribal Council if he could just go back to Exile Island. That would be great TV!
    I agree. Exile Island didn't phase Bruce at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayBomber55
    I agree. Exile Island didn't phase Bruce at all.
    The show is off to a really good start after two weeks. Once again the "please vote me off" strategy worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luvtino
    I like Terry too. I was hoping Bruce ended up with him. They would have been a good team.
    I also like Terry as well. I agree about the Bruce-Terry combo.
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    2-1 odds Bruce found the immunity idol. they never showed him once looking for it, that to me tells me he found it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    2-1 odds Bruce found the immunity idol. they never showed him once looking for it, that to me tells me he found it.
    I agree, but he's really keeping a secret about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayBomber55
    I agree, but he's really keeping a secret about it.

    when that first lady was on exile island, they showed lots of footage of her being uncomfortable and such. they had no footage of Bruce, who's gettinng ready to pound skulls
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    I thought last night was a good episode. My pick of Shane doesn't look to good right.

    I have to admit, I am a fan of the show, but I have really enjoyed the first two episodes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RhodeyYankee2638
    when that first lady was on exile island, they showed lots of footage of her being uncomfortable and such. they had no footage of Bruce, who's gettinng ready to pound skulls
    Didn't they show him sleeping in the rain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_E
    Didn't they show him sleeping in the rain?
    thats it, like 2 seconds out of his 3 days on the island
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play 1st Half

    Crowd filing inside the Reality TV Arena...

    I can't wait to see how Bruce gets on with his new team mates.

    I wonder what Shane will freak out about this week? It's always something with this guy....

    "I'm so bored" "I don't want to work" "I need a cigarette" "I miss my kids"

    Bruce looked like he wanted to snap Shane like a twig in TC.

    And you know he could

    A Terry fan in the upperdeck wired for sound: I am really ready for Shane to go this week. I don't know if I can handle another episode with him whining.

    Hey look - a full moon! Has it ever not been full on Survivor? You know what happens...crazy things happen in a full moon.

    WOW Bobby can talk! Is that his first confessional?

    Melinda down, two more Old Chicks to go. I hope another of them bites the dust tonight.

    A Survivor insider on press row: It doesn't seem fair that this loser tribe, who lost the challenge, gets rewarded by receiving Bruce.

    Shane thinks Bruce is neurotic. Uhhhh-kay. Crowd chants: crybaby towards Shane.

    Man.... Bruce is tooting his own horn a tad too much. tsk tsk

    Hee, SHANE wants Bruce to shut up. Look in the mirror, dork! Crowd chants: a****le towards Shane.

    A die-hard Survivor fan in the front row seats: What the....?? You can't purify water by pouring it through tshirts!! What about bacteria?

    Bruce is setting himself up as a leader of the tribe and likely target for Shane's band of idiots.

    Mmmmm....snail stew. Tasty. Some of the crowd is reaching for a puke bucket.

    Poor team, living on escargot and crab legs

    Yikes! One of the rewards should be access to a dermatologist.

    The loss of the spear is really hurting La Mina.

    Time again to wonder, WHY no one learns to make fish traps before the game begins? Morons.

    Why can't they eat puffer fish? Are they poisonous?

    Don't get the puffer!!!!!

    At least they know the puffer fish are poisonous. I bet they had to be told. {snerk}

    Danielle says Bruce is their "Saviah".

    Gah, Bruce is willing to take the lead on everything. Bye bye Bruce?
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    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play 2nd Half

    Forget the bacteria -- what about the B.O.???

    I couldn't stand to drink water that tastes or smells like B.O. -- no way!!!

    Reward challenge: tarps, lanterns, fuel, pillows.

    Danielle was raised in Boston, now from Florida.

    La Mina is leading the challenge.

    Well, Shane is actually pulling his weight in this challenge.

    Aras should have had that one for the win

    He'll try and blame Casia

    La Mina wins reward. And they get to pick who goes to Exile Island: Bruce. But this time it doesn't give him immunity. Crowd chants: WHAT?!

    Terry is on fire. He almost singlehandedly won this challenge. Crowd really likes Terry so far.

    I guess they shouldn't answer Jeff's questions about how things are going. Not truthfully, anyway. Poor Bruce.

    La Mina backwards is aniMaL.

    Another Survivor insider on press row: I guarantee Shane and his band of idiots will not blame Aras for the loss but New Age boy is the reason as he should have caught that ball when they were up 4 to 3.

    Gee... yet another Survivor first: a torrential downpour!

    Rainstorm. The tarp couldn't have come at a better time.

    Another chance for Bruce to find the immunity idol

    Only if he doesn't drown while trying to find it.

    Casaya backwards A-ya-sac (pronounced suck)

    Is that Courtney who's trying to pick up a pot of boiling water with 2 sticks? An accident waiting to happen. Can't she roll up a couple t-shirts?

    What a freak! Can't he joke around with people?

    Shane just proves to his team he is psychotic. He goes into a yelling fit. Crowd chants: a****le again to Shane.

    Shane, plop your butt down on your thinking seat and think about what an ass you are!
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play Extra Time

    Vote Shane off just for forcing CBS to fuzz out his 'unenchanted forest'.

    They won't vote Bruce out now. They'll all feel sorry for him.

    I still don't like Cirie, but I am getting a kick out of her glee over the fighting in the alliance.

    She is the lunatic??

    Will someone please feed Shane a Puffer fish.

    Shane calls Courtney a lunatic? He needs to go tonight!

    But only if La Mina wins immunity. Else we'll be stuck with InShane another week.

    A Bobby fan in the skybox seats: Shane thinks Courtney is loony? Pot, meet kettle....

    Sally and Misty try to break up the boy's club over at La Mina.

    "Some people are born with it." Give me a break!

    "Would you like a shoulder rub?" She's not obvious about it. The girl's got subtle moves.

    For once we have smart bimbos on Survivor Crowd chants: holy sh*t!

    Misty's being a devious little thing already. Cool.

    Another die-hard Survivor fan in the Reality TV Bar: Should they change the name of Exile Island to Bruce's Place?

    Bag wrestling?

    Return of the Dragon: Bruce is back.

    Immunity Challenge: dig up a bag, battle for the bags, first tribe to 3 wins.

    Cirie sits on Sally. Cirie with the Banzai Drop

    Oh yeah! Crowd chants: This is awesome!

    Stevie Wonder could see through Misty's weak game, but guys on Survivor tend to loose their mind after a few days so it might work on Nick and Austin

    A Courtney fan in the skybox: I think the guys are enjoying this a bit too much.

    "Tastes great!"

    "Less Filling!"

    "Aaaahhh!"

    Wow... Cirie really fought for that one. Good for her!

    Joe Rogan: Man! Cerie is scrappy!! What an animal.

    Casaya gets the first point. Boy's turn.

    Nobody can dig because they're holding onto each other.

    Nick goes for the touchdown and the score is tied.

    I thought psycho Shane going to hurt poor little Dan with the GORE!

    Austin has a bit of trouble but finally beats Shane.

    This is everything we thought it will be and more...

    Did they just cut out part of the struggle between Shane and Austin?

    LOL DID YOU SEE THAT?! Cirie threw Misty like a rag doll with the Black Hole Slam! That was brutal! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

    Next round gets dirty and Aras scores. Tied again. Last round. Crowd chants: holy sh*t!

    Crowd chanting: TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!

    Dan's whiter than a corpse

    Bob in the last round -- he's tough. His team could win.

    A Nick fan from the lower bowl seats leading a chant: Danielle flashes some boobs! woohoo Crowd chants: SHOW YOUR HOOTERS!

    Ruth Marie can't outrun Bobby.

    That was a fun challenge Casaya wins. La Mina goes to TC.

    Damn. Ruth Marie almost had it, but Bobby takes her down with the German Suplex. Bobby held the bag and jumped on his square.

    Crowd boos at Shane.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play Inside Tribal Council

    Everyone in La Mina is trying to get an alliance going, except Ruth Marie. She doesn't seem to be included in any of them. Foreshadowing?

    Between Danielle's boobs and Bobby's butt, the fuzzy blob guy was working overtime.

    Well, the boys decide to vote off Misty, regardless of her massaging prowess. But things can change in the next few minutes.

    A peanut vendor: Damn... RM has a nice set of abs! WOW

    A Survivor Color Commentator: If Terry & Dan was smart they would have already recruited Ruth Marie given that they know that Misty is trying to use her feminine charms to entice Nick and Austin.

    Austin's dilemma: ally himself with the young folks, or with the men.

    Tribal council is pretty civil. Probst brings up the spear of course.

    Sure, Jeff, remind them Sally lost the spear It was classy of him ( I missed who) to say it wasn't lucky and not point fingers.

    It was Austin. I thought it was pretty nice of him not to call Sally out on it.

    Ruth Marie admits she feels vulnerable. Nick admits he's voting with a group. Why do these people always tell Jeff their secrets?

    Ruth Marie reminds me of Michelle Pfeiffer a bit -- if Michelle Pfeiffer looked like HELL, that is.
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    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play The Verdict

    And we have Jeff's tally:

    Ruth Marie - 2
    Misty - 4

    And Misty doesn't have the idol. Buh-bye Misty.

    I guess Misty doesn't have much of a career as an massage therapist

    Sorry Misty.

    The guys turn out to be smarter than first appeared.

    Now, look the guys all want Misty's phone number...

    Guys chanting: PLAYBOY'S CALLING on Misty.

    So her amazing flirting skills and her massage got her exactly zilch.

    his sort of leaves Sally out on her own, doesn't it? She has to know that her "alliance" screwed her over.

    Sally and Ruth Marie better get something going or they will be picked off with the guys. Had to Laugh, Sally and Misty were pretty sure they were manipulating the younger guys well, what a wake up call for Sally.

    Next week - more fighting and stupidity from Shane and the lunatic tribe. Come on, people.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Week 3 - InGame Play By Play After the Game PostMortem

    What an amazing immunity challenge this week. Casaya wins this week with Bobby securing the win. Bag wrestling at its finest.

    La Mina voted out Misty. Misty tried to use her charm to stay, but failed. Nice try, Misty, but you're at the wrong place at the wrong time. The guys in the crowd inside the Reality TV Arena chanting: PLAYBOY'S CALLING!

    Sally and Misty trying the Jenna/Heidi flirt your way to the merge strategy, but it backfired.

    Shane has gotten even more psychotic and he's tryin' to get under the skin of the Casaya tribe.

    Sally and Ruth Marie have to get together and do something to stay in the game of the guys of La Mina will vote them out.

    Things will get interesting next week with Shane whining again.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Why do the hot ones always have to leave so soon?

    Poor Bruce gets double duty on Exile Island. The fact that his tribe needs him pretty much guarantees him a ticket into the merge. Also, he's the only person who hasn't been to Tribal Council yet (except as a spectator).

    I was actually shocked with the Misty vote off. I figured they'd go with Ruth Marie, all but killing the older woman tribe.

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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SI Baseballman
    Why do the hot ones always have to leave so soon?

    Poor Bruce gets double duty on Exile Island. The fact that his tribe needs him pretty much guarantees him a ticket into the merge. Also, he's the only person who hasn't been to Tribal Council yet (except as a spectator).

    I was actually shocked with the Misty vote off. I figured they'd go with Ruth Marie, all but killing the older woman tribe.
    I'm also bummed that the hot ones always leave soon. Wanna give Misty a call for a massage?

    I also thought Ruth Marie was a goner.

    I agree on Bruce, because if he keeps going into Exile Island, he may find the Immunity Idol and have his ticket into the merge.

    Can Misty be on Playboy?!
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Tonight's vote was a very good, stategic decision. One of those guys will be able to buy a lot of massages (and more) with their prize money.

    The immunity challenge was great tonight. The only thing missing was a little "TLC" (Tables, Ladders, Chairs-Oh My!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    Tonight's vote was a very good, stategic decision. One of those guys will be able to buy a lot of massages (and more) with their prize money.

    The immunity challenge was great tonight. The only thing missing was a little "TLC" (Tables, Ladders, Chairs-Oh My!).
    I also agree. Not only we're missing TLC. We're also missing thumbtacks and barbed wire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayBomber55
    I also agree. Not only we're missing TLC. We're also missing thumbtacks and barbed wire.
    It was quite a "slobberknocker" tonight!

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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    It was quite a "slobberknocker" tonight!
    I was chanting "This is Awesome" and "holy sh*t" all night long after watching a lot of brutal takedowns from that immunity challenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayBomber55
    I was chanting "This is Awesome" and "holy sh*t" all night long after watching a lot of brutal takedowns from that immunity challenge.
    Tops were flying off! This is what Vinnie Mac has in mind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeesAZ
    Tops were flying off! This is what Vinnie Mac has in mind!
    Heck, let's throw Trish, Ashley Massaro, Mickie James, and Torrie Wilson in there. Why not? Add Melina in the mix.
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    Re: Survivor Panama Exile Island Thread

    One of the best challenges I have seen in a while.

    I think this is a very likeable cast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boo_427
    One of the best challenges I have seen in a while.

    I think this is a very likeable cast.
    Agreed. It's nice to have 16 new, unknown people.

    The only slight change I would have made to the immunity challenge is on the 5th and deciding round, I would have sent everyone out there to get the bag. The would have been quite a battle.

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    Bruce is kicking ass and taking names. he is amazing
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    I can't f*cking believe they voted off the single hottest contestant in the history of the show. Don't bother trying to argue with me on this one. She's a brunette, kickin body, and a f*cking rocket scientist.

    F*cking f*ckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BronxByTheBay
    I can't f*cking believe they voted off the single hottest contestant in the history of the show. Don't bother trying to argue with me on this one. She's a brunette, kickin body, and a f*cking rocket scientist.

    F*cking f*ckers.
    She was indeed. It was one of those situations where she either goes now or she make the final 4. The military guy was smart to see how smart she was and thus a big threat in the game. Misty almost pulled it off and I thought after the back rub the young guys would take the bait, but didn't.

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