Woman marries dolphin

[gdn]

Yep. No joke. Sort of...

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back. In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.

[NYYBombshell]

Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.

[JDPNYY]

Yep. No joke. Sort of...

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Int...74907-sun.html




What that story doesn't mention is that the dolphin's name was Cindy.

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.p...ostcount=59363

[gdn]

Yet another person who went off their meds. Someone put that ditzy broad on a Thorazine drip.

I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.

[gdn]

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showpost.p...ostcount=59363

A$$.

[Sam18]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[JDPNYY]

A$$.

Whoa. You called me an ass?

[gdn]

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0103/5819891_400X300.jpg

[NYYBombshell]

I just saw news footage of this. The woman was all dressed up in a wedding dress, veil and all.

Okay.............smack her over the head with a cast-iron skillet and then give her the Thorazine drip.

[gdn]

Whoa. You called me an ass?

Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.

[RobRiv]

In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

[JDPNYY]

Nope. I called you Adollarsigndollarsign.

I think you better reread the Community Standards.

[Sheff_Rod]

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0103/5819891_400X300.jpg

That's a fine looking dolphin.

[gdn]

I think you better reread the Community Standards.

I was only kidding

[Sam18]

In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.

[yankeesAZ]

Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?

[RobRiv]

It was all Snatch and Buckeye's doing, they control the whole contest.

It is morally reprehensible for men to judge the appeal of a dolphin based on looks. However, I'm pleased that she advanced to the next round. Go Flip-er, go Flip-er!

[Jersey Yankee]

Well there are only two species in the world that have sex for fun and they are humans and dolphins. Did the dolphin get a prenup?

On ownership of property, or on keepin' "gettin' some" later on?

[hardrain]

When I read this thread title I thought:
Jeez, what had Ricky Williams gone and done now?

[Archer1979]

Once you go flipper, you never go back.

[ChocolateGirl]

Boy, what has this world come to.

[English Yankee]

Boy, what has this world come to.

That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.

[Archer1979]

Sorry Charlie.

[ChocolateGirl]

That's what happens when you legalise gay marriage. Elton John gets married and five minutes later people are marrying dolphins.

Elton John got married then this? So what do you think will happen next?

[MiamiKat]

"Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring."

How romantic.

[NYYBombshell]

"Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring."

How romantic.

Nothing says "I Love You" quite like a herring.

[gdn]

Nothing says "I Love You" quite like a herring.

Unless it's red.

[yankeesAZ]

On ownership of property, or on keepin' "gettin' some" later on?

Property I just threw the other factoid out there.

[ALR83]

In a related story, equally as disturbing, Flipper was just voted the Hottest Female Celebrity in a poll on NYYFans.com.

*uproar ensues with all kinds of Flipper name calling*

[Sam18]

So who's gonna wear the strap on?

[DeputyFife]

So who's gonna wear the strap on?

Have you seen the snout on that thing? And the dolphins got a bit snout too.

[yankeesAZ]

Has she met the in-laws yet?

[yankeeschic12324]

What a way to start the New Year...

[SuperMario66]

Can I just say what the f*ck?

[allybear]

When you think you've heard it all, you find out you're not even close...

[Bub]

I can't in words say just how stupid this is.

[shutout]

There is something fishy about this......

Anyway: THIS IS FREAKING WEIRD! Really that 'thing' should be institutionalized. Oh; and the dolphin should be let free, because this is real animal abuse

[gdn]

There is something fishy about this......

Anyway: THIS IS FREAKING WEIRD! Really that 'thing' should be institutionalized. Oh; and the dolphin should be let free, because this is real animal abuse

Unless the dolphin likes it

[shutout]

Unless the dolphin likes it

LOL that's true.

[Boricua21]

....ooookkkkaaayyyy......

[JWHIII]

Congratulations to both of them.

[fredgmuggs]

I can't in words say just how stupid this is.

I think you just did it very nicely.

[WashingtonYankee]

Wow, people are just weird.

[mr. baskums]

[DiMaggio5CF]

"If we allow gay marriage, people will want to marry animals"

Yeah, that was a real stupid argument.

Not that it's the same thing or that I'm trying to move this discussion to another topic -- I've never even made that argument myself -- but I find it funny how that statement was ridiculed because people would never marry animals. And I know that it's not an official ceremony, but still.

[Jersey Yankee]

Sorry Charlie.

Speaking of which, she'll likely not be eating any tuna sandwiches, to protect the dolphins.

Now what if there's a whole school of 'em trying to get some?

[Jersey Yankee]

"If we allow gay marriage, people will want to marry animals"

Yeah, that was a real stupid argument.

Not that it's the same thing or that I'm trying to move this discussion to another topic -- I've never even made that argument myself -- but I find it funny how that statement was ridiculed because people would never marry animals. And I know that it's not an official ceremony, but still.

So are you saying that the "people will next marry animals" argument is valid, or are you ridiculing it? I'm not sure what you're saying here.

[DiMaggio5CF]

So are you saying that the "people will next marry animals" argument is valid, or are you ridiculing it? I'm not sure what you're saying here.

I'm not saying that it's a valid argument, but I am saying that the standard "that will never happen" isn't a valid response, either. Because obviously it will happen.

[Jersey Yankee]

I'm not saying that it's a valid argument, but I am saying that the standard "that will never happen" isn't a valid response, either. Because obviously it will happen.

More like did happen. I'm sure it's happened before, but what next? People marrying their cars? Lord only knows there are enough people married to their jobs!!!

[Sillycon]

Blech.... http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html