"Snakes on a Plane" -- Could this turn out to be one of the worst movies ever?

[SubwayFanatic]

My brother was telling me about this movie today. I thought he was kidding. Much to my surprise this movie is for real.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

Lord help us all.

By the way -- I think you have to be registered to read the posts -- but check out some of the threads on the message board for this movie. It's hilarious stuff.

[Sam18]

Samuel L. Jackson's in it, you just know its gonna be good.
"Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake" < Best sequal ever.

[sox jedi 14]

Can't be any worse than this .

Plot Outline: A dark comedy about a character actor whose wish to be a leading man comes true when he magically begins to photograph as John Stamos, provoking the unholy wrath of Stamos.

I didn't see it, but it just has to be fantastic.

[NYYBombshell]

Nothing could be worse than Fever Pitch.

[Sam18]

The worst movie of all time was "U.S. Seals II". Nothing can compare

[SuperMario66]

We had a thread about this a while back. Same sentiment on terribleness.

[JfromJersey]

Can it be worse than "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"?

[JWHIII]

Sometimes a movie is so bad, I actually kind of enjoy it. This certainly sounds like it could be one of those. Samuel L. running around a plane trying to kill snakes and whatnot, dropping one-liners, calling the snakes motherf***ers. Does this make sense to anyone?

[Sam18]

Sometimes a movie is so bad, I actually kind of enjoy it. This certainly sounds like it could be one of those. Samuel L. running around a plane trying to kill snakes and whatnot, dropping one-liners, calling the snakes motherf***ers. Does this make sense to anyone?

YES! Yes it does.

[Evil Empire]

Couldn't be worse than Sandlot 2



I am Stamos

[Stupid Flanders]

This is hillarious. Look at the thread I made last month.

Potential greatest movie of all-time

[Stupid Flanders]

I even named all my fantasy teams "Snakes on a Plane"

[thecaptain]

I saw Samuel L. Jackson on a talk show and they were going to change the name. He told them he took the movie because he liked the name.

[YankeePride1967]

Standard 2000's type movie. If it's not a remake it's one with no story. Hollywood is out of ideas.

[Yankees13]

Wow what happened to Samuel L Jackson's career, lol.

[SubwayFanatic]

This is hillarious. Look at the thread I made last month.

Potential greatest movie of all-time

I had no clue you made that post last month. Did not see it. Guess great minds think alike.

Anyway, this movie I think could be pretty decent, if they had made it a dark comedy. But it appears it is serious, which means it will probably be a complete and utter trainwreck.

[yankees2nyy]

Well Darryl Quon is the "man in suit" so this has oscar potentional to me.

[Evil Empire]

I actually wanna see the Stamos movie now...

[Stupid Flanders]

I had no clue you made that post last month. Did not see it. Guess great minds think alike.

Actually I really want to see this movie. I think it will be awesome.

[Stupid Flanders]

I actually wanna see the Stamos movie now...

http://movies.aol.com/short_film_festival

[sorigirl]

Samuel L. Jackson's in it, you just know its gonna be good.....

EXACTLY.

[in MO I trust 42]

Samuel L. Jackson's in it, you just know its gonna be good.
"Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake" < Best sequal ever.

funniest thing everrrr

[Kulish29]

The worst movie of all time was "U.S. Seals II". Nothing can compare

Carnisaur 3. Worst. Ever.

[DontHateOnNumber2]

Holy sh-t. Samuel L. Jackson? Rachel Blanchard? These are actors I've heard of...in a movie that sounds like Fear Factor. I'd rather watch Samuel L. get pissed off and curse people out. IT'S HIS BEER! By the messages on the boards it seems like no one else thinks too highly of this film either.

[RhodyYanksFan]

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...-SNAKES-DC.XML

This just in...New Line has listened to the fans. There's now a point in "Snakes on a Plane" where Samuel Jackson in his best Sam Jackson voice screams: "Get these mothaf***in snakes off this mothaf***in plane!"

[PeteRFNY]

"Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake" < Best sequal ever.

Now I have to clean all that spit coffee off my monitor...

[Mark19]

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...-SNAKES-DC.XML

This just in...New Line has listened to the fans. There's now a point in "Snakes on a Plane" where Samuel Jackson in his best Sam Jackson voice screams: "Get these mothaf***in snakes off this mothaf***in plane!"

I might pay $12 just to see him say that line

[RhodyYanksFan]

This thread should be changed to "could this turn out to be one of the best movies ever"

[Bozidar]

Samuel L. Jackson's in it, you just know its gonna be good.

That's exactly right. I don't think i've seen a single Sam Jackson movie that I haven't liked at least moderately. He's had his own personal stinkers, but compared to some other actor's stinkers, they're pretty good.

[Arod for President]

A Samuel L. Jackson movie. Big Surprise didnt he also do some corny shark movie too?

[LongLiveBernie51!]

A Samuel L. Jackson movie. Big Surprise didnt he also do some corny shark movie too?

Deep Blue Sea....where a shark defied the laws of physics to fly out of the water and eat him in a most gruesome death.

[RhodyYanksFan]

Deep Blue Sea....where a shark defied the laws of physics to fly out of the water and eat him in a most gruesome death.

That scene scared the s*it out of me the first time I saw it. Nobody saw that coming.

[DiMaggio5CF]

This movie will be really scary to me, but just because of my extreme phobia of snakes.

If it was anything else, I would be with you guys on how terrible it would be. But with snakes, I really will be scared.

I guess I'm like Indiana Jones.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

[RhodyYanksFan]

This movie will be really scary to me, but just because of my extreme phobia of snakes.

If it was anything else, I would be with you guys on how terrible it would be. But with snakes, I really will be scared.

I guess I'm like Indiana Jones.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Snakes are scary, but I'm much more scared of bugs. I can't even watch that scene in "Temple of Doom"

[brosiusbuddy]

I can't believe what I'm reading in these posts. I can't believe that you guys think this movie will be anything short of brilliant. Its the most original idea in years and the lead role is filled by one of the finest actors of our time. Snakes on a Plane will likely go down as one of the finest films in the history of film making.

[Bozidar]

Deep Blue Sea....where a shark defied the laws of physics to fly out of the water and eat him in a most gruesome death.

Sharks actually can and do jump out of the ocean. They have documented it, and i've seen it on Shark Week. It's awesome.

I'm not saying the scene in the movie was realistic, but those were GENIUS sharks!

[RhodyYanksFan]

I can't believe what I'm reading in these posts. I can't believe that you guys think this movie will be anything short of brilliant. Its the most original idea in years and the lead role is filled by one of the finest actors of our time. Snakes on a Plane will likely go down as one of the finest films in the history of film making.

I'm not bashing it. I haven't been to the movies yet in 2006, but there's no way I'm not seeing SoaP on the big screen.

[PeteRFNY]

Of course, if this move becomes a surprise hit, we can expect a bevvy of copycat movies...

Fish On a Ferry
Snails On a Subway
Sharks On a Ship
Trout On a Trolley
Cats On a Cruise
Tuna On a Tram
Slugs On a Ship
Starfish On a Steamboat
Sharks On a Shanty
Jellyfish On a Junk
Alligators On an Airship

All, of course, starring Samuel L. Jackson...

[RhodeyYankee2638]

If you saw the preview, you saw Sam Jackson whipping a guy with a snake. If thats not worth the price of admission, i dont know what is

[PeteRFNY]

Snakes are scary, but I'm much more scared of bugs.

I take you won't be seeing "Bugs On a Bus" then.

[Smithers]

the cult following of this PoS is going to be mind-blowing.

[The Yankee Kahuna]

"They ate me, a mothaf***in snake ate me."
"Buy Sam Jacksom beer. It will get you drunk"

[RhodyYanksFan]

the cult following of this PoS is going to be mind-blowing.

Just like how people seem to love Napoleon Dynamite...another POS movie.

[brosiusbuddy]

Just like how people seem to love Napoleon Dynamite...another POS movie.

Napoleon is fu*kin funny man

[Smithers]

Just like how people seem to love Napoleon Dynamite...another POS movie.

don't talk about NP to my brother. he saw it in theatres and loved it, but now that everyone doesn't shut up about it, he can't stand the damn movie. he smashed his DVD with a hammer.

[NYYRules#1]

Just like how people seem to love Napoleon Dynamite...another POS movie.

Finally someone else realizes how dumb Napoleon Dynamite was. If I hear one more Napoleon quote that everyone think is hilarious but is idiotic, I might go on a shooting spree.

[Sam18]

Somewhere John is crying.

[brosiusbuddy]

Finally someone else realizes how dumb Napoleon Dynamite was. If I hear one more Napoleon quote that everyone think is hilarious but is idiotic, I might go on a shooting spree.

Are you gonna eat your tots?

[RhodyYanksFan]

Finally someone else realizes how dumb Napoleon Dynamite was. If I hear one more Napoleon quote that everyone think is hilarious but is idiotic, I might go on a shooting spree.

Finally someone else agrees with me! I thought I was the only hater.

[NYYRules#1]

Are you gonna eat your tots?

I hate that tots joke more than any other one from that movie! Sorry, saying "tots" in a weird voice is not funny! I was going to mention how I extra-hate that one, but I figured people would just start mentioning it left and right to drive me up a wall... but it still gets mentioned! Ahhhhh, I'm drowning in the Napoleon Dynamite crap!!!!!

NOOOOO TOTS!!!!!!! DEATH TO TOTS!!!!!!!


(...and the funny thing is I actually love tots in real life, I just hate that damn joke out of that damn movie )