Wedding Crashers

[Bozidar]

The thing is, I can't get in because it's rated R.

Well, I feel for you, but the boobs were worth it!

I feel the same way as most about this movie, LOVED it, and was shocked it was so good. Hilarious stuff.

[Bozidar]

I couldn't agree more.

I actually think that the "Hat girl just eye-................ed me" was probably top of my list..

[DaBomber25]

I actually think that the "Hat girl just eye-................ed me" was probably top of my list..

"The girl in the proper hat just eye-f*cked the sh*t outta me." - Sorry, just saw it last night and it's fresh in my mind.

[Bozidar]

"The girl in the proper hat just eye-f*cked the sh*t outta me." - Sorry, just saw it last night and it's fresh in my mind.

That's fine Great stuff..

[Snatch Catch]

I actually think that the "Hat girl just eye-................ed me" was probably top of my list..

(it was actually a bit better than that- he said "Yeah, well hat girl just eye-f*cked the SH*T out of me.")

The follow up had me laughing even more, after everyone turned around, and Wilson scolded him, he says something like "I'm sorry, I can't help it, I'm a cocksman, thats what I do."




I'm still very partial, too, to the whole

"Soft mattress? Maybe. Or maybe it was the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that went on in my room last night..."

[DaBomber25]

PG-13?!?!? I didn't even knew it existed- I saw the R version both times...

I guess I wasn't clear. I meant that they were glad that there was finally a raunchy R-rated comedy that didn't hold back. All this PG-13 crap that's usually released and doesn't push the envelope.

[yanksrule69]

So, Snatch, did you scream at your monitor or what?

[DaBomber25]

(it was actually a bit better than that- he said "Yeah, well hat girl just eye-f*cked the SH*T out of me.")

I've already posted it, and it was "GIRL IN THE PROPER HAT" dammit! Get your sh*t together, brah.

[DaBomber25]

So, Snatch, did you scream at your monitor or what?

So, yanksrule69, do you ever keep quiet or what?

[Snatch Catch]

So, Snatch, did you scream at your monitor or what?

I had picked up my phone to call a Private Eye who would track down this "jason" character, when I luckily scrolled down and saw that he was kidding.

[Snatch Catch]

I've already posted it, and it was "GIRL IN THE PROPER HAT" dammit! Get your sh*t together, brah.

Very true.

But you forgot about the "cocksman" part. Both times I saw it, so many people missed that line because the entire theater was laughing so hard.

[DaBomber25]

I could've done without Will Ferrell's cameo. Seemed like they just needed to force him in there somehow.

The football scene was pretty damn funny, too.

[Bozidar]

Very true.

But you forgot about the "cocksman" part. Both times I saw it, so many people missed that line because the entire theater was laughing so hard.

Owen had a good line that followed too.. Terets.

I was laughing at the whole thing.. great scene

[Snatch Catch]

Another great part:

"I saw you at the wedding"

"Really? What'd you see?"

"You were crying..."

"Oh SH*T. You weren't supposed to see that. Now you're going to think I'm a p*ssy."

[DaBomber25]

"She was my first Asian!" - Jeremy

"He's a homo." - Grandma

"Make me a bicycle clown!" - Little Boy

[Snatch Catch]

The football scene was pretty damn funny, too.

"Crabcakes and football, thats all Maryland does! WOOOOO!!"

[Barb51850]

Lower-back tattoo? Might as well be a bullseye.

Oh, yeah, an older women made you feel her cans? Try getting jacked off at the dinner table in front of the whole family.

John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?
Jeremy Klein: Soft mattress? Maybe, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around in all day, played football, *sweated* in, stuffed in my mouth and duct taped in! I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk to me

Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Todd, the painting was a gift and I'm keeping it.

Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination.
Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a ................ing problem with that?
Jeremy Grey: Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched.

She took me below deck for forty-five minutes, I have no bodily fluids left.

[#1PaFan]

Mr & Mrs #1PaFan saw it last night. I was amused. So was the Ball & Chain! She was laughing her slightly crippled Ass off.

I'd leave my wife in a minute for Grandma! THAT'S my kind of Woman!!!

[Snatch Catch]

Mr & Mrs #1PaFan saw it last night. I was amused. So was the Ball & Chain! She was laughing her slightly crippled Ass off.

I'd leave my wife in a minute for Grandma! THAT'S my kind of Woman!!!

Did you play Just The Tip later?

[#1PaFan]

Did you play Just The Tip later?

Hey, with me, that's all there is, man!

[Snatch Catch]

Hey, with me, that's all there is, man!

[RSoxHater]

Saw it with the wife after taking delivery of the new car today. Had me and her the whole way through.

[Jete&Tino42]

Just got back from seeing it. This movie had me laughing out loud throughout the entire thing. It was hillarious!

[Sam2448]

I saw it for the 2nd time yesterday. It might have been even better the 2nd time

[Boricua21]

I will be there next weekend. Huge Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson fan. I can't wait to laugh.

[Bozidar]

I could've done without Will Ferrell's cameo. Seemed like they just needed to force him in there somehow.

I disagree. I thought his part was perfectly short, and hilarious. They didn't turn it into the Will Ferrell Show (Old School), and his comedy added a nice kick when the movie hit a slow and depressed stage of the story..

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Listen, i've change. I crashed a funeral this morning....

[Sam2448]

Listen, i've change. I crashed a funeral this morning....

...I was dragged to it by Chaz who you forgot to tell me is completely insane. But he may be a genius, it actually does work...

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Who was shocked by the sweet ol lady from the Wedding Singer spouting off homophobic comments about Eleanor Roosevelt?

[Snatch Catch]

"You SHUT YOUR MOUTH when you talk to me!"

[RhodeyYankee2638]

"Jeremy made sexual advances on me"

[Snatch Catch]

"I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night."

[yanksrule69]

I'm going to see this again tonight, but I'm not going to lie I wasn't overly impressed the first time.

[Snatch Catch]

I'm going to see this again tonight, but I'm not going to lie I wasn't overly impressed the first time.

Then don't take sedatives again this time.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Can't we be from Vermont and be in the maple syrup business?

[Snatch Catch]

Can't we be from Vermont and be in the maple syrup business?

Did you laugh when he called him "Count Chocula"?

For some reason I was DYING when he randomly droppped that in there.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Did you laugh when he called him "Count Chocula"?

For some reason I was DYING when he randomly droppped that in there.

I didnt laugh at all, boring movie

[PettittesPrincess]

It was pretty good, kinda dragged though.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

It was pretty good, kinda dragged though.

I thought it was a 90 minute movie. True story: about 10 minutes into the film i hadda go to the bathroom. There was no way I wanted to miss a scene, i hate doing it. I thought it would be over in about 80 minutes. Needless to say, i almost pee'd myself, but got entertained in the process

[RhodeyYankee2638]

"He is going to Rhode Island School of Design"

When i heard this, i almost lost it. Todd would fit in well with the whack jobs up there

[Snatch Catch]

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

[sox jedi 14]

This thread is cracking me up, and I've already seen the movie twice. Although this movie was much funnier than Zoolander, its similar in that repeating the lines to your friends makes it even better.

Did you motorboat it? Did ya? You did, you motorboatin' son of a b***h.

[DaBomber25]

This thread is cracking me up, and I've already seen the movie twice. Although this movie was much funnier than Zoolander, its similar in that repeating the lines to your friends makes it even better.

Did you motorboat it? Did ya? You did, you motorboatin' son of a b***h.

"It"? Was there one singular breast?

[RhodyYanksFan]

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Did you see it that many times and memorize it, or is the scrip somewhere online?? Either way...thanks, I got my new AIM profile

[deranged2005]

Mom The Meatloaf! F&@#!

[Snatch Catch]

Mom The Meatloaf! F&@#!

I didn't laugh at this the first time, but the second time I was dying.

"I don't know what she does back there..."

[yanksrule69]

I think this thread overhyped it for me. It was funny but I was expecting something outrageously hilarious. If I had gone without reading this or other reviews first I probably would have liked it more but it didn't live up to the expectations I had for it.

[cubswin]

It's hilarious how kids can't get into movies with an R rating, yet kids have been getting into bars underaged for years and years now... it's tough. I couldn't figure out how to get into a rated R movie when I was underaged either.. they really enforced it at the theatre near my house and even took my fake ID

I'm very disappointed in you. Couldn't outsmart the movie theatre folks? b/t sneaking in through the exit door or behind people's backs (literally), or knowing people, that was never much of a problem

[DaBomber25]

I think this thread overhyped it for me. It was funny but I was expecting something outrageously hilarious. If I had gone without reading this or other reviews first I probably would have liked it more but it didn't live up to the expectations I had for it.

The best surprise I ever got from a movie was "Something About Mary". I'd seen maybe one commercial and knew next to nothing about it and laughed my f'n ass off. There were elderly women in the theater having laughing fits.

[Snatch Catch]

I think this thread overhyped it for me. It was funny but I was expecting something outrageously hilarious. If I had gone without reading this or other reviews first I probably would have liked it more but it didn't live up to the expectations I had for it.

This post saddens me.