The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter

[coalcracker]

Received this in an E-Mail recently. Can't verify it, or if it's been around, but if any of you guys or gals receive one, in the military or not, you may want to put it to use. It's a good one.


An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was
there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the
letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while
he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wanted
pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger did what any squared away Ranger would do. He
went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25
pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

Thank you."

[JetersQueen]

Doh!

[Yankchic22]

Thats fabulous!

[rightfielder21]

serves her right...

[# 21 Forever]

That's great, CC!

[NYYRules#1]

Damn, that's something I would do!!!!!!

[Gehrig]

Now thats brilliant !!

[Buckeye Yank]

Originally posted by coalcracker
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

This guy.....whoever he is.....is my new idol!!!!!!!

[Yankchic22]

Originally posted by Buckeye Yank


This guy.....whoever he is.....is my new idol!!!!!!!

Not suprising

[Hitman23]

Great idea!

[VINCENZO]

I'm still laughing. I was also in the Army, BUT I MARRIED HER BEFORE I WENT IN. She came with me for a year and a half. We had a baby during that time. She had to go home when I got orders to go to Cambodia.
Happy to say that the boy we had is now on the radio with his own sports show. 3 hours every day.
I think this story beats getting a 'Dear John' letter.

[Big_E]

Originally posted by coalcracker
Received this in an E-Mail recently. Can't verify it, or if it's been around, but if any of you guys or gals receive one, in the military or not, you may want to put it to use. It's a good one.


An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was
there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the
letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while
he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wanted
pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger did what any squared away Ranger would do. He
went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25
pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

Thank you."

This was an episode of M*A*S*H around 30 years ago. :rolleyes: And as a final zing to the lady in M*A*S*H, the soldier sent the package to her postage due.

[krystl]

Episode of M*A*S*H or not, still a funny, appropriate response.

[ZYANK]

That is so cold, but funny!