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    One Mo Vaughn for sale!!!!

    Does anyone want the worthless, obese sloth who's taking up my Util slot and doing absolutely nothing? He's hitting close to .200 and he's ALREADY hit 3 HRs! He only strikes out about once every FOUR at bats and can occasionally take two bases on a double or even field a ground ball!!! Just because he can't even come close to getting around on a fastball, or any other kind of pitch for that matter since he's...large, doesn't mean that you shouldn't pick him up!!! The best part of him is that when he's injured, like now, his production BARELY drops from when he's actually playing! Also, you might be able to switch him over to your Fantasy Football team later this year, since he'd be much more at home there. So please, if there's anyone in the market for a worthless, overrated sloth who can barely move, much less swing and shouldn't be playing major league baseball, even as a DH, just let me know. I'd be looking for a quality pitcher in return.

    I'd even be willing to exchange him for cash, just Paypal me fifty cents, or a simple button for that matter.



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    I'll trade for him. I think I have a broken pitch count clicker.....

    just kidding. Drop that bastard. Pick up Conine or something. i think he's available.
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    Originally posted by Hitman23
    Drop that bastard.
    Good advice. I had Mo in one of my other leagues, and recently gave him his unconditional release.

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    Originally posted by Big_E
    Good advice. I had Mo in one of my other leagues, and recently gave him his unconditional release.
    You'd think the Mets would do the same thing. Mo belongs in the AL as a DH. He can't play the field for ................ and in that stadium his 305 ft home runs don't exist. Shea is a tough ballpark.

    and BTW, I think Mo is available in 99% of fantasy leagues now. Every person I know in a leage has told me he was dropped by whoever drafted him.
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    Originally posted by Hitman23
    Every person I know in a leage has told me he was dropped by whoever drafted him.
    Except this one.

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    Originally posted by Hitman23


    You'd think the Mets would do the same thing. Mo belongs in the AL as a DH. He can't play the field for ................ and in that stadium his 305 ft home runs don't exist. Shea is a tough ballpark.

    and BTW, I think Mo is available in 99% of fantasy leagues now. Every person I know in a leage has told me he was dropped by whoever drafted him.
    See, the thing is that HE CAN'T HIT EITHER. He can't even catch up with a fastball. I'm just hoping he comes around, but I'm gonna drop him relatively soon, or at least bench him.
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    Originally posted by Soriambi
    See, the thing is that HE CAN'T HIT EITHER. He can't even catch up with a fastball. I'm just hoping he comes around, but I'm gonna drop him relatively soon, or at least bench him.
    I'm thinking Acevedo my have the same fate on my team. But I'm going to wait it out a little bit longer.

    Unless someone wants to trade. I know as soon as he's off my team he'll be racking up holds like there's no tomorrow
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    ONE MO VAUGHN CUT

    I finally cut him. So long, thanks for nothing.
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    Re: ONE MO VAUGHN CUT

    Originally posted by Soriambi
    I finally cut him. So long, thanks for nothing.
    I did the same thing with Acevedo. Been contemplating for a week now.
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