Definition of Sucks...
...85 years and counting of misery... nice job by mr lowe today... 2 ininings, 63 pitches SIX HITS, SEVEN EARNED RUNS and THREE WALKS...
don't worry christopher, that dan duquette type stud, robert person should be back soon to save your staff era which was 5.22 before today's BLOW OUT to the mighty rangers... wow 5.22 team era... that was worse than the tigers era before todays BLOW OUT to the mighty rangers...
hey but you guys got mendoza, you know the kid w/ a few rings on his fingers to solidify your pen and hopefully teach ya a thing or two about winning... what's that, his era is 11.81 and the pen's ear os 5.64... sweet... good job today ramiro, 1.2 inning 3 hits 2 earned runs.. way to pad that era... i can hear the sux faithful begging lil theo to bring back el guapo now... keep it up doza and i'm sure steinny will send a nice fat bonus check for ya next christmas...
and what's this??? shnozmar had an 0-fer... no way... what's that, his batting average fell to .269... ahh don't worry, he'll be ok, prolly too much hamm sandwhiches fer lunch...
ahh yes, another year of baseball, another year of sox fans and the ny envy whining till the early days of august when they fade away silently, humbly, tails between their legs into the night w/ the sudden realization that this will once again be a year w/ no world series... maybe you guys should shrink wrap that 1918 banner and donate it to the smithsonian or something, before it disintegrates and no one is alive to prove youz ever won squat...