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    Is that the first time in organizational history that they have had solid contact with leather?

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    Oh boy, wait'll PETA gets a load of this!!! I'm wondering if Gateway will sue!!!

    Jim, sure this isn't from the Onion?

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    Damn, for a second, I thought the D-Rays took care of David Wells for us! j/k

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    Originally posted by Looie #19
    Damn, for a second, I thought the D-Rays took care of David Wells for us! j/k
    Dude, don't go about insultin' no cows, man!!! Or would that be "Have a cow, man?!!!"

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    I can't believe Tampa Bay would deplete their "farm" system like this...

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    Is that the first time in organizational history that they have had solid contact with leather?


    I hope everyone(including the cow) is okay.

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    Was the cow mooving or was it standing still?

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    It actually was a Gateway box...

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    Originally posted by NYYFAN
    It actually was a Gateway box...
    Actually, they were filming a commercial!!!

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    Originally posted by wexy
    Was the cow mooving or was it standing still?
    I think that question is mooot.

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    that's udderly ridiculous.

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    Who said the D-Rays can't hit?

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    "a van carrying the team's equipment for a spring training game struck a cow."




    What happened to the cow?


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    Did Sweet Lou throw the mother of all tantrums? Film at 11!!!

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    AHHHH, so many corny jokes in this thread!!! ::
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    Originally posted by Soriambi
    AHHHH, so many corny jokes in this thread!!! ::
    Yeah, you're right. I can't stomach how they've milked this thread f/all it's worth!!!

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    Hmm...this might explain why the glove I just bought had tire tracks on it!

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    Originally posted by Jersey Yankee
    Yeah, you're right. I can't stomach how they've milked this thread f/all it's worth!!!
    Yeah, stop the corny jokes or Elsie!

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    poor cow! i'm preety sure they weren't trying to hit it.

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    Originally posted by Bub
    Yeah, stop the corny jokes or Elsie!
    Or Elmer I'll glue its butt to the grill, and cook me some ribs!!!

    Ya gots a beef about dat, Bub?!!!
    Originally posted by SorianoFanHFW
    poor cow! i'm preety sure they weren't trying to hit it.
    Dude, the _ONLY_ time the DRays hit anything is when they weren't try to hit it!!!

    Unfortunately, it must've just mooved outta da way, and that ain't no bull either!!!

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    Gee, I wonder what Scooter would've said about the DRays' big hit?

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    This just in:

    Selig approves veterinary payments from D-Ray luxury tax revenue

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    Originally posted by Sandman
    This just in:

    Selig approves veterinary payments from D-Ray luxury tax revenue
    Holy Cow!!!

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