"Aw honey, you're so pretty. But you've always made decisions like an ugly girl" (US of Tara)
Is that the first time in organizational history that they have had solid contact with leather?
Oh boy, wait'll PETA gets a load of this!!! I'm wondering if Gateway will sue!!!
Jim, sure this isn't from the Onion?
Damn, for a second, I thought the D-Rays took care of David Wells for us!![]()
j/k
Dude, don't go about insultin' no cows, man!!! Or would that be "Have a cow, man?!!!"Originally posted by Looie #19
Damn, for a second, I thought the D-Rays took care of David Wells for us!![]()
j/k
I can't believe Tampa Bay would deplete their "farm" system like this...
Originally posted by Jeter&Johnson
Is that the first time in organizational history that they have had solid contact with leather?![]()
I hope everyone(including the cow) is okay.![]()
Was the cow mooving or was it standing still?
Actually, they were filming a commercial!!!Originally posted by NYYFAN
It actually was a Gateway box...![]()
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I think that question is mooot.Originally posted by wexy
Was the cow mooving or was it standing still?

Who said the D-Rays can't hit?
"a van carrying the team's equipment for a spring training game struck a cow."
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What happened to the cow?
Did Sweet Lou throw the mother of all tantrums? Film at 11!!!
AHHHH, so many corny jokes in this thread!!! ::
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Yeah, you're right. I can't stomach how they've milked this thread f/all it's worth!!!Originally posted by Soriambi
AHHHH, so many corny jokes in this thread!!! ::
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Hmm...this might explain why the glove I just bought had tire tracks on it!
James
Yeah, stop the corny jokes or Elsie!Originally posted by Jersey Yankee
Yeah, you're right. I can't stomach how they've milked this thread f/all it's worth!!!![]()
poor cow! i'm preety sure they weren't trying to hit it.
Or Elmer I'll glue its butt to the grill, and cook me some ribs!!!Originally posted by Bub
Yeah, stop the corny jokes or Elsie!![]()
Ya gots a beef about dat, Bub?!!!Dude, the _ONLY_ time the DRays hit anything is when they weren't try to hit it!!!Originally posted by SorianoFanHFW
poor cow! i'm preety sure they weren't trying to hit it.
Unfortunately, it must've just mooved outta da way, and that ain't no bull either!!!
Gee, I wonder what Scooter would've said about the DRays' big hit?![]()
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This just in:
Selig approves veterinary payments from D-Ray luxury tax revenue
Holy Cow!!!Originally posted by Sandman
This just in:
Selig approves veterinary payments from D-Ray luxury tax revenue
This is what it has come to for the Devil Rays. They are in such poor financial shape, this is the only way they'll get any steak for their post-game spreads.
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