What is the funniest one-liner you ever heard?
What is the funniest one-liner you ever heard?
I'll have to think about that....But, WELCOME BACK, Russ! Missed seeing you here, buddy!
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:
I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU!
Would that work on any of you girls??
I don't think so, but good luck with that!Originally posted by Hitman23
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:
I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU!
Would that work on any of you girls??
Oh man, I would never use that, I just heard it and thought it was a funny pickup line.Originally posted by YankeeFan00
I don't think so, but good luck with that!
Suuuuure.Originally posted by Hitman23
Oh man, I would never use that, I just heard it and thought it was a funny pickup line.
I have to tell you, Hitman, that pick up line would definately bomb with me and every other female I know!Originally posted by Hitman23
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:
I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU!
Would that work on any of you girls??
I know it's horrible, and I would never use it..... but you gotta admit it has imagination and it's really funny!Originally posted by # 21 Forever
I have to tell you, Hitman, that pick up line would definately bomb with me and every other female I know!
How about if I just say that it is different!Originally posted by Hitman23
I know it's horrible, and I would never use it..... but you gotta admit it has imagination and it's really funny!
Glad to hear that you would never use it!
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)
A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........
I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!
I know.....DUMB.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
It's late and I am pretty sure I don't get it...Originally posted by LilChief
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)
A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........
I
I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!
I know.....DUMB.....
--Misti
Has anybody noticed we have a color option called "lemon chiffon?"
I thought about it some more, and now I get it. It has been a long day. That really was funny thoughOriginally posted by SuperMario66
It's late and I am pretty sure I don't get it...
--Misti
Has anybody noticed we have a color option called "lemon chiffon?"
This is really not a one-liner, but it's one of the funniest comebacks ever.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee"
Churchill to Lady Astor:
"If you were my wife I'd DRINK it."
I know a dumb one just like that.Originally posted by LilChief
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)
A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........
I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!
I know.....DUMB.....
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender says I am sorry we don't serve mushrooms..And then the mushroom says ''I'm not a mushroom I'm a FUNGI (Fun guy)!"
Let's Go Yankees!
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