From my 6 yr old son Thomas:
The YANKEES RULE the redsox drool.
The redsox drink too much beer Because the redsox are fat and ugly they can't run fast enough or hit well enough.
Their stadium is ugly and it smells bad because the redsox don't change their diapers often enough.
Carl EverRat is an idiot. He looks like a dog's butt. He probably got his brain on sale in the pet department at Walmart.
Hey Carl EverRat, The YANKEES are the best team in the world and you will never be as good as Paul O'Neil or any YANKEE.
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