Barry Bonds as our 4th (or 5th OFer)?

[JDPNYY]

Or Rick Barry or Barry Larkin or Barry Zito or Chuck Zito or Chuck Knoblauch or Chuck Conners or anyone.

[ajra21]

how about bernie williams?

[JDPNYY]

how about bernie williams?

...or Barry Williams

[JL25and3]

...or Barry Williams

Ted Williams. The head's still available for cloning, right?

[JDPNYY]

Ted Williams. The head's still available for cloning, right?

Can they clone the 25 thru 34 year old version?

[Zimmers' Helmet]

Ted Williams. The head's still available for cloning, right?

Yeah but it might shatter if he gets beaned by a 62 MPH Tim Wakefield knuckleball.

[JDPNYY]

Yeah but it might shatter if he gets beaned by a 62 MPH Tim Wakefield knuckleball.

With no damn one to catch that knuckler this year for the Red Sox, that might be the best option for our friends up in New England.

[Yankyfan]

how about bernie williams?

I'm hoping thats a joke...

[speedyg]

Bonds as a pinch hitter? Ooch. Too bad he has legal troubles.

[Rob035]

Don't we have enough corner OF's DH's as is? I don't understand all of these threads looking for another below average fielder with a decent bat. We have Nady, Swisher, Damon, Matsui for 3 positions. The one move we could make is for a good fielding CF (cameron).

[Stache Fan]

Don't we have enough corner OF's DH's as is? I don't understand all of these threads looking for another below average fielder with a decent bat. We have Nady, Swisher, Damon, Matsui for 3 positions. The one move we could make is for a good fielding CF (cameron).

or maybe a good package out of:

Melky
Gardner
Igawa
Nady
Swish
Matsui
Kennedy

could be put together for DeJesus.

[False1]

or maybe a good package out of:

Melky
Gardner
Igawa
Nady
Swish
Matsui
Kennedy

could be put together for DeJesus.

Why would the Royals want to unload DeJesus to acquire any of these players? Really the only ones that I think might interest them are Kennedy and Swish. It's going to take more than that.

JDPNYY - had you considered Bonds as our Utility Infielder guy? Think about it.

[JDPNYY]

Why would the Royals want to unload DeJesus to acquire any of these players? Really the only ones that I think might interest them are Kennedy and Swish. It's going to take more than that.

JDPNYY - had you considered Bonds as our Utility guy? Think about it.

That would need to be discussed in 2 to 3 separate threads.

[False1]

That would need to be discussed in 2 to 3 separate threads.

At least 2 or 3 in ITL2, probably just 2 in ITL, and eleventeen in the Sports Bar, Out of Play and Around the Minors (for giggles).

[CommerceComet]

Why would the Royals want to unload DeJesus to acquire any of these players? Really the only ones that I think might interest them are Kennedy and Swish. It's going to take more than that.

The Royals would probably want at least one major-league ready guy (Nady, Swisher, Veras) and a few decent prospects (Kennedy, Miranda, etc.). DeJesus won't come cheap but I think he is worth pursuing. If that deal falls through, the Cameron deal could be put back together.

[Zimmers' Helmet]

Poor, poor Ted the Head.

[JL25and3]

Poor, poor Ted the Head.

[ChinMusic]

If someone signed him, and then he was convicted and went to jail, would you still have to pay him?

[JDPNYY]

If someone signed him, and then he was convicted and went to jail, would you still have to pay him?

Depends if he was allowed to pass go or not.

[hellonewman]

That was always the worst thing about Monopoly. No due process.

[Zimmers' Helmet]

That was always the worst thing about Monopoly. No due process.

Yeah but you could buy your way out of jail; much like OJ did back in 1994.

[PLAYER 7]

Or Rick Barry or Barry Larkin or Barry Zito or Chuck Zito or Chuck Knoblauch or Chuck Conners or anyone.

Barry Zito is not an outfielder. He's a catcher. And why do so many posters keep talking about DeJesus, DeJesus, when I don't think I've read even one story about him, not even from story teller George King III. We're NOT getting him, period! Nor Matt Kemp either. Nada. Nor Mike Cameron. But we might get Manny which would be great and possibly Rocco Baldelli if we can clear out Swisher, Nady and Melky.

Chuck Knoblauch is no longer in professional baseball. He makes too good a living traveling in carnivals where he demonstrates his ability to hit people in the head with a baseball.

[JDPNYY]

Barry Zito is not an outfielder. He's a catcher. And why do so many posters keep talking about DeJesus, DeJesus, when I don't think I've read even one story about him, not even from story teller George King III. We're NOT getting him, period! Nor Matt Kemp either. Nada. Nor Mike Cameron. But we might get Manny which would be great and possibly Rocco Baldelli if we can clear out Swisher, Nady and Melky.

Chuck Knoblauch is no longer in professional baseball. He makes too good a living traveling in carnivals where he demonstrates his ability to hit people in the head with a baseball.

Ever think about Anger Management?

(Barry Zito plays OF... all three positions. Catcher... heh heh)