Can you imagine this guy walking into The Stadium? Sitting in the bleachers?
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Can you imagine this guy walking into The Stadium? Sitting in the bleachers?
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I see fields of green, Veeck's pinwheel lights
Cubs lose by day, Sox win at night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

Friggin YASS
Slaughter Is The Best Medicine
-=2009=WORLD=CHAMPIONS=-
FIRE JETER

Originally Posted by Sam18
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WTF, how is that even possible? Its like all of his body fat went straight to his stomach and comparatively little everywhere else. It is like he is pregnant with like 20 full size babies that will weight 10 pounds.
We call that a Molson Muscle up here......Originally Posted by JeterRodriguezSheff
No shirt, no pants, no problem, apparently.
238 more runs to score 1000.
2010 GT record: 8-5 (including two near no-hitters)Originally Posted by Yankeeah

If memory serves, he was on last year's Yankee Ultimate Road Trip when the Yanks visited Boston. The team that lost the challenge had to sit with Sox fans, he was one of them.
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Do a situp man.
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"Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa." - George Steinbrenner
27!
I thought Kevin Millar was with the Orioles.........................![]()
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I think his stomach would literally explode if he attempted one.Originally Posted by ThaKoolAidKid
Is he trying to smuggle a keg into the game?
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Zing!Originally Posted by Retire21
"We understand that John Henry must be embarrassed, frustrated and disappointed by his failure in this transaction. Unlike the Yankees, he chose not to go the extra distance for his fans in Boston."
I kinda feel bad for the guy. It's got to be a miserable existence with that for a belly.
It makes me feel better about myself.Originally Posted by LDG
238 more runs to score 1000.
2010 GT record: 8-5 (including two near no-hitters)Originally Posted by Yankeeah
And I try to hide my fatness.
Corey Lidle: Once a Yankee, Always a Yankee.
I'm in your thread, stealing RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees' identity.
Originally Posted by 4bronxbombers
I'm pretty sure he's having that effect on most people.Originally Posted by RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees
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It'd be funny if that thing popped and a bunch of tiny papelbons came out and started terrorizing people.
Slaughter Is The Best Medicine
-=2009=WORLD=CHAMPIONS=-
FIRE JETER
In order for that to happen the guy would have to end his world of warcraft session, go up the stairs from his mom's basement, get her credit card, and order tickets.Originally Posted by chisox
I don't think he;d get past step 1
Ah, dammit! I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez moi pancakes. Click click, bloody click pancakes!
-- Stewie Griffin

My goodness what an imagination you have.Originally Posted by Sam18
Alien + Cloverfield.Originally Posted by Sam18
238 more runs to score 1000.
2010 GT record: 8-5 (including two near no-hitters)Originally Posted by Yankeeah
Don't laugh. He won ESPN's sexiest fan award.
You think that's funny, do you? The bomb shelter I have in my backyard isn't in case of a nuclear war.Originally Posted by Sam18
"We're all worms, but I believe I am a glow worm."-Winston Churchill.
Originally Posted by wexy
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Lawl. Tiny Papelbon's LOL LOL LOL.Originally Posted by Sam18
"Why So Serious?" - The Joker

I wonder if he realizes people laugh at him rather than with him.Originally Posted by LDG
Hahaha!Originally Posted by wexy
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Thank You To Those Who Are Serving for Us.
Proud girlfriend of a Navy sailor. <3
Paps has a pregnant wife. This guy IS his own pregnant wife. Must had lotsa beer to help him out, too.Originally Posted by Sam18
Dr King (1929-68) A dream is forgotten unless others carry on.
Get up ... get up ...; Black Moses (he ain't no chef); Isn't she Lovely? (Aisha); Fear the 'Fro; A slow roller to 1st ...
Only 1 keg can fit in there?Originally Posted by Jeter Kid
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Dr King (1929-68) A dream is forgotten unless others carry on.
Get up ... get up ...; Black Moses (he ain't no chef); Isn't she Lovely? (Aisha); Fear the 'Fro; A slow roller to 1st ...
Figures Boomer would be out at Fenway showing his true colors.
looks like he's in dire need of an abortion
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As if I don't loathe the Red Sox enough. That guy is just plain hideous.
Still and will always be a New England Patriots fan.
Originally Posted by THEBOSS84

Only in Boston and only a red sox fan could be so disgusting .
“He’s one of those guys you dream about at night, you know? Not in a good way, in a bad way.” ............Damon on AJ .
Mystique , Aura and Kate Hudson .

I really feel sorry for this guy's significant other when he comes home drunk after a game looking for some action.![]()
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Why are you guys being so mean to me? Is it my fault I like cookies? Or that the only food I buy is cookies?
"Pitchers throw baseballs."
-Tim McCarver
Originally Posted by Sam18
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A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
I didn't think anyone would recognize me because I don't usually wear a hat.
You weren't fooled, huh?
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On behalf of the PC crowd, the man is not fat, he is horizontally enhanced.
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What is the PC term for "He's a douche?"Originally Posted by YankeePride1967
Don't tease me, you know what I do for a living.
You say that as if he has one. I bet you he's a single guy living in his mother's basement.Originally Posted by Casey37
Still and will always be a New England Patriots fan.
Originally Posted by THEBOSS84
Vagitek.Originally Posted by philleotardo
Dr King (1929-68) A dream is forgotten unless others carry on.
Get up ... get up ...; Black Moses (he ain't no chef); Isn't she Lovely? (Aisha); Fear the 'Fro; A slow roller to 1st ...
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