help, this gay guy is hitting on me...

[xenochimera]

this may seem like a joke but its completely serious. heres some background info, i met this guy freshmen year (im entering my senior year) at some party since he is a friends roomate, he seems like a nice guy and back than i didnt know he was gay. fastforward to this past semester after i found out he is gay, im like ok whatever, hes a nice guy and my roomate freshmen year was also gay and they were both really really nice people. so i went over to his apartment (he still rooms with that friend) for a party, and he was complementing my ass..i thought he was just drunk so i just said thank you and went on my merry way. now a month later he IMed me and told me he wants explicit action while i was playing counter strike and i was pissed since the window popped out and got me killed while im trying to get ranked in the top 10 on that server. anyways, i told him i dont want anything in my butt and i thought that was the end of it. a month later, he told me im hot and all and i was like ok dude cut it out i told you im not into that kind of stuff. now he said he is visiting NYC with a friend and wants to "chill" with me. what should i do?? he is pretty muscular dude and probably could beat the crap out of me.

[GiambiRocks]

How about "I'm not gay"?

[xenochimera]

im sure i told him that on a number of occassions, i dont feel like getting a restraining order or something since the PD would probably think im bigoted or something.

[In Mo I Trust]

2 classic Xeno threads in 5 minutes.

[TheDynasty26]

Trying to get to top 10 on a Counter Strike server?
Probably need it....bang him.

[West Texas]

this may seem like a joke but its completely serious. heres some background info, i met this guy freshmen year (im entering my senior year) at some party since he is a friends roomate, he seems like a nice guy and back than i didnt know he was gay. fastforward to this past semester after i found out he is gay, im like ok whatever, hes a nice guy and my roomate freshmen year was also gay and they were both really really nice people. so i went over to his apartment (he still rooms with that friend) for a party, and he was complementing my ass..i thought he was just drunk so i just said thank you and went on my merry way. now a month later he IMed me and told me he wants explicit action while i was playing counter strike and i was pissed since the window popped out and got me killed while im trying to get ranked in the top 10 on that server. anyways, i told him i dont want anything in my butt and i thought that was the end of it. a month later, he told me im hot and all and i was like ok dude cut it out i told you im not into that kind of stuff. now he said he is visiting NYC with a friend and wants to "chill" with me. what should i do?? he is pretty muscular dude and probably could beat the crap out of me.

[brosiusbuddy]

Tell him no means no! If that doesn't work, you're just going to have to bend over and take it since he's bigger than you.

[4bronxbombers]

this may seem like a joke but its completely serious. heres some background info, i met this guy freshmen year (im entering my senior year) at some party since he is a friends roomate, he seems like a nice guy and back than i didnt know he was gay. fastforward to this past semester after i found out he is gay, im like ok whatever, hes a nice guy and my roomate freshmen year was also gay and they were both really really nice people. so i went over to his apartment (he still rooms with that friend) for a party, and he was complementing my ass..i thought he was just drunk so i just said thank you and went on my merry way. now a month later he IMed me and told me he wants explicit action while i was playing counter strike and i was pissed since the window popped out and got me killed while im trying to get ranked in the top 10 on that server. anyways, i told him i dont want anything in my butt and i thought that was the end of it. a month later, he told me im hot and all and i was like ok dude cut it out i told you im not into that kind of stuff. now he said he is visiting NYC with a friend and wants to "chill" with me. what should i do?? he is pretty muscular dude and probably could beat the crap out of me.

Can't you just tell him you aren't interested? If not, just stay away from him and the other friend. They'll get the hint eventually.

And I'm sorry you got killed playing counter strike.

[Toaderly]

Sounds like you've got your own personal "Crying Game" going on.

[krystl]

Just tell him you've got plans and can't hang out with him, same as if it were a girl you weren't interested in.

[YanksFan1992]

Now I don't know where I thought of this from, but perhaps you could blow some snot on him?

[krystl]

Now I don't know where I thought of this from, but perhaps you could blow some snot on him?

He might be into that kind of thing.

Ewwww.

[xenadanielle]

Now I don't know where I thought of this from, but perhaps you could blow some snot on him?

Seriously, just listen to Karen. Tell the dude you are not interested. No big whoop!

[bobbymagee]

maybe be creative and find him a dude to replace his affection for you

[NYYDragoon]

Now I don't know where I thought of this from, but perhaps you could blow some snot on him?

Jamie wins the thread.

[YanksFan1992]

He might be into that kind of thing.

Ewwww.

[JfromJersey]

Tell him you're HIV positive.

[Evil Empire]

Send him Sam's way.

[jeterdaman]

Just take it like a man and get on with your life.

[TheYankee]

You can't make this stuff up.

The only thing that would have made this post better is if he substituted "World of Warcraft" for "Counterstrike."

[mitchrock]

this may seem like a joke but its completely serious. heres some background info, i met this guy freshmen year (im entering my senior year) at some party since he is a friends roomate, he seems like a nice guy and back than i didnt know he was gay. fastforward to this past semester after i found out he is gay, im like ok whatever, hes a nice guy and my roomate freshmen year was also gay and they were both really really nice people. so i went over to his apartment (he still rooms with that friend) for a party, and he was complementing my ass..i thought he was just drunk so i just said thank you and went on my merry way. now a month later he IMed me and told me he wants explicit action while i was playing counter strike and i was pissed since the window popped out and got me killed while im trying to get ranked in the top 10 on that server. anyways, i told him i dont want anything in my butt and i thought that was the end of it. a month later, he told me im hot and all and i was like ok dude cut it out i told you im not into that kind of stuff. now he said he is visiting NYC with a friend and wants to "chill" with me. what should i do?? he is pretty muscular dude and probably could beat the crap out of me.

You're hot. I love you. Stop the resistance. XOXO

[ritaylnil]

All I have to say to this whole thread is...

[CallOfTheCrow]

Tell him you have no gag reflex.

[NYYRules#1]

this may seem like a joke but its completely serious. heres some background info, i met this guy freshmen year (im entering my senior year) at some party since he is a friends roomate, he seems like a nice guy and back than i didnt know he was gay. fastforward to this past semester after i found out he is gay, im like ok whatever, hes a nice guy and my roomate freshmen year was also gay and they were both really really nice people. so i went over to his apartment (he still rooms with that friend) for a party, and he was complementing my ass..i thought he was just drunk so i just said thank you and went on my merry way. now a month later he IMed me and told me he wants explicit action while i was playing counter strike and i was pissed since the window popped out and got me killed while im trying to get ranked in the top 10 on that server. anyways, i told him i dont want anything in my butt and i thought that was the end of it. a month later, he told me im hot and all and i was like ok dude cut it out i told you im not into that kind of stuff. now he said he is visiting NYC with a friend and wants to "chill" with me. what should i do?? he is pretty muscular dude and probably could beat the crap out of me.

[penfold]

Actually, that highlighted part might have caused some confusion. I think the dude wants Xeno to wield the whips & chains!

Seriously, just tell him you're hetero, not gay. He's a nice guy but you're just not that into him!

[Sam18]

There is an obvious joke here but apparently I'm too predictable so I won't say it.

[Jersey Yankee]

im sure i told him that on a number of occassions, i dont feel like getting a restraining order or something since the PD would probably think im bigoted or something.

Why would the police think you're bigoted? Wouldn't that be blaming the victim? Why not report him to both the local police and the college security people?

Everytime I say that gays do this, someone forever denies it, saying they are only interested in their own. I've seen this happen, so I know it's true. It only takes one idiot to make this happen, just like with straight guys and pretty gals.

[Sam18]

Xeno is a pretty gal

[Jersey Yankee]

Xeno is a pretty gal

So this bi-guy is refusing to take no for an answer? Which part of "call the freakin' cops and campus security" am I missing? Plus xeno knows who this weirdo is, has proof of attempted contact via IM.

[CallOfTheCrow]

"My mind's telling me nooooo! But my body....MY BODAAAAY IS TELLING ME YEAH-AHHHHHHH"

Serenade him.

[jlw1980]

As soon as I saw the title on the main page, I thought, "xeno thread".

[WashingtonYankee]

A gay guy? Seriously, why haven't you told him you're not gay?
I had a lesbian stalker my freshman year at Central and just blew her off.

My best friend is gay- just tell him. Or find someone for him. Or blow him off.

[Sam18]

A gay guy? Seriously, why haven't you told him you're not gay?
I had a lesbian stalker my freshman year at Central and just blew her off.

My best friend is gay- just tell him. Or find someone for him. Or blow him off.

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He could always blow him.

[Casey37]

If I were you, I'd tell him that if he didn't leave me the hell alone, I'd give him a knuckle sandwich. And make sure he understands you mean it.

[Sam18]

If I were you, I'd tell him that if he didn't leave me the hell alone, I'd give him a knuckle sandwich. And make sure he understands you mean it.

Mentioning knuckles and fists and sandwiches might not be the best of ideas.

[krystl]

If I were you, I'd tell him that if he didn't leave me the hell alone, I'd give him a knuckle sandwich. And make sure he understands you mean it.

He said the guy was bigger than him and could probably kick his butt.

[RhodeyYankee2638]

Xeno, if you did this to a chick, you'd get sued for sexual harassment. You should get a lawyer and sue him

[Casey37]

He said the guy was bigger than him and could probably kick his butt.

That's OK. Baseball bats are perfect for situations like this one, as far as I'm concerned.

[Sam18]

That's OK. Baseball bats are perfect for situations like this one, as far as I'm concerned.

You sir are awesome.

[wexy]

Keep records of everything. I had to file an informal complaint years ago about a male coworker who was sexually harassing me . I reported him to a manager who was also gay. But the harassment stopped . When I thanked the manager, he said "I told him that you have to treat people as people and not as sex objects." Me, the sex object and then without missing a beat he said "But he did say you have a magnificent chest."

I had witnesses to some remarks that were made and a woman said "He undresses you with his eyes every time that you walk by.
(Keep record e-mails and of people that witnessed stuff).

[Casey37]

You sir are awesome.

Thank you. In my neck of the woods, problems like this one get solved real quick.

[Sam18]

Thank you. In my neck of the woods, problems like this one get solved real quick.

Prison?

[Casey37]

Prison?

Bensonhurst.

[Evil Empire]

He said the guy was bigger than him and could probably kick his butt.

Wait, do gay guys get penis envy with each other?

[Sam18]

Wait, do gay guys get penis envy with each other?

I'm sure Karen doesn't know. You know who we should ask?

[jlw1980]

I'm sure Karen doesn't know. You know who we should ask?

fredgmuggs

[Sam18]

fredgmuggs

You read my mind.

[jlw1980]

You read my mind.

I was thinking of Lou, but he hasn't been around to answer the important questions.