2007 June Entry Draft

[Big_E]

Just a reminder (or a notification for our new owner)...

The baseball June entry draft is underway.

You CANNOT sign anyone taken in the draft until next March's regular Fantasy Baseball draft -- UNLESS they are promoted to a major league roster this season. If someone taken this week is promoted to the majors, you may then sign them. Otherwise, OFF LIMITS, even if they have a Sportsline profile....

[#1PaFan]

I need to know more about June.

How old is she? Is she FINE? What does she like to do?

[Big_E]

I need to know more about June.

How old is she? Is she FINE? What does she like to do?

She likes to vacuum wearing pearls.

[#1PaFan]

She likes to vacuum wearing pearls.

Huh? How can anybody vaccum wearing pearls? What does that mean? What are "wearing pearls?" That doesn't make sense. Of course, I've been drinking beer.

Do you mean that she's wearing pearls while she vacuums? OR does she somehow vacuum pearls off of people that are wearing pearls?

I think that we need to take this to a vote.>

[#1PaFan]

Man, if I was still in this league, I'd get some effin' clarification.

What Eric wrote was just too unclear. Man!

HEY!!!! The Women are stripping on the other Forum!!!!

[Big_E]

Man, I KNOW you are old enough to remember Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver, vacuuming wearing a pearl necklace....it became a huge joke in later years...

[#1PaFan]

Man, I KNOW you are old enough to remember Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver, vacuuming wearing a pearl necklace....it became a huge joke in later years...

That's not even close to what you wrote earlier, Eric.

What you typed was somewhat obscure. What you typed wasn't clear. You typed:

"She likes to vacuum wearing pearls."

You never typed that she likes wearing pearls while she vacuums.

You made it sound like she enjoys vacuuming "wearing pearls." I have no idea what a "wearing pearl" could possibly be.

I still don't know what a wearing pearl is, man. Maybe, there are Wearing Oysters off the coast of Nantucket.

I want, no, I DEMAND A VOTE!!!

[Stupid Flanders]

Man, I KNOW you are old enough to remember Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver, vacuuming wearing a pearl necklace....it became a huge joke in later years...

I bet you can't get the image of Barbara Billingsley with a pearl necklace out of your head

[#1PaFan]

I bet you can't get the image of Barbara Billingsley with a pearl necklace out of your head

"Eric, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"