So how long has A-rod been wearing his pants rolled up?

[Taylor]

he hit a ball about 800 feet in the game today, so i guess we'll be seeing his pants rolled up on the norm

[Sam18]

Yeeah, free thread time.





























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[27IsNext]

It's A-Rod's fault.

[ManilaYankee]

[bcom33]

That ball was definitely hit more than 800 feet. As far as I'm concerned it's still going. He looks much better in the high socks. KEEP IT UP A-Rod.

[Jerkface]

I have scientifically proven that the ball was hit 1.3 pujols*.




*new measure of distance, 1 pujol is equal to the length of which the ball traveled when pujols crushed lidge's fragile soul.

[ring403]

Good grief.