Wanted: Hard Interview Questions?

[WashingtonYankee]

Ok, so I am interviewing eight people who are trying to get into my co-ed fraternity. I need to ask them questions. I want to sound like a mean person when I ask them these questions, especially to one person in particular. These questions can't be dirty.

[yankeeschic12324]

Ok, so I am interviewing eight people who are trying to get into my co-ed fraternity. I need to ask them questions. I want to sound like a mean person when I ask them these questions, especially to one person in particular. These questions can't be dirty.

Damnit...

[Casey37]

Why should we let you in?

[Sam18]

You catch a co-worker stealing pens from my desk, but she's 8 months pregnant and in a lot of financial trouble. Plus she's a very nice lady, makes everyone cookies on fridays. Do you tell me what she did?

[RhodeyYankee2638]

ridicule them for hours on end then ask them if they want to punch you

[gdn]

Why do you think you're most suited for this job?

[Sam18]

What are your weaknesses?

[Archer1979]

Do you mind it when we laugh at your small genitalia?

When you lost your virginity, did the sheep press charges?

You're walking past a group of people who know you and you overhear of them say "What an ass" are they complimenting you or providing a warning to the rest of the group?

When your mother comes to visit, how many of your fraternity brothers do you thinks she'll hit on?

When your father comes to visit, how many of your fraternity brothers do you thinks she'll hit on?

Do you have experience in sleeping with one eye open while holding a loaded firearm?

[Sam18]

You're patrolling the streets of a war torn East Berlin with your buddy. You're heading towards your base when you come across two young german girls. They saw you, so they just might tell the red army your location. What do you do? Do you tie them up? Do you take them with you? Do you shoot them?

[JDPNYY]

Ok, so I am interviewing eight people who are trying to get into my co-ed fraternity. I need to ask them questions. I want to sound like a mean person when I ask them these questions, especially to one person in particular. These questions can't be dirty.

Give me three reasons why we should not let you in.

Have you ever regretted anything, if so what?

Do you pity the fool?

Which Fraternity is your first choice?

[RhodeyYankee2638]

You are running an orphanage of 200 young korean children. the viet cong lob tactical grenades into the mess hall during mandatory exercise hour. the orphanage catches on fire, panic ensues. all of the orphans decide to huddle in a corner instead of run out of the building and get mowed down by charlie. you, however, know a secret underground route that takes you into serbia. you can only carry two koreans, which two do you take?

[gdn]

What is our secret handshake?

[Soriambi]

You are running an orphanage of 200 young korean children. the viet cong lob tactical grenades into the mess hall during mandatory exercise hour. the orphanage catches on fire, panic ensues. all of the orphans decide to huddle in a corner instead of run out of the building and get mowed down by charlie. you, however, know a secret underground route that takes you into serbia. you can only carry two koreans, which two do you take?

That's what I was thinking, too. You took the words right out of my mouth.

[ManilaYankee]

Hard question Brooke?

Which is harder? A stone or a rock? Just kidding.

[IntangiblesRule]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Trish]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You said swallow. hehe

[PinstripePride]

You said swallow. hehe

Alright there Steve.

[yankeeschic12324]

What came first? the chicken or the egg?

Ask them what they do on rainy days/snow days...that can tell alot about a person...

[ManilaYankee]

Ask them...

Who's your Daddy???

Then you do a "Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap"...

[penguin4]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

[IronCaballo4]

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

[Sam18]

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

Best question of the thread.

[HidekiIrabu]

Are you a unique snowflake?

[IntangiblesRule]

African or European?

I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHH!

[Jersey Yankee]

Are you a Yankee fan or a Red Sox fan?

If we said that you're not good enough for us, would you accept this and cower? Or would you try proving us wrong?

If we all kicked your arse, would you say "Thank you, man, may I have some more" or would you fight back?

Is your name Archer?

[4bronxbombers]

Ok, so I am interviewing eight people who are trying to get into my co-ed fraternity. I need to ask them questions. I want to sound like a mean person when I ask them these questions, especially to one person in particular. These questions can't be dirty.

Can you give a little more info? Are you looking more for character type questions??

[IntangiblesRule]

On the road to St. Ides I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven kids, each kid had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens. How many were on their way to St. Ides?

[RhodyYanksFan]

When did you stop beating your girlfriend?

See how they react.

[Toaderly]

Get in their face and scream, "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

[PinstripePride]

Get in their face and scream, "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

Or "DAMNIT TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!"

[JDPNYY]

On the road to St. Ides I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven kids, each kid had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens. How many were on their way to St. Ides?

One were on their way to St. Ides.

[Sam18]

On the road to St. Ides I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven kids, each kid had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens. How many were on their way to St. Ides?

Ok you just one upped Iron Caballo. Now your question is the best question of the thread.

[RhodyYanksFan]

One were on their way to St. Ides.

I didn't say Simon Says...

[JDPNYY]

I didn't say Simon Says...

I just wanna get in that Frat so damn bad. Sorry for jumping the gun.

[Dr. Gonzo]

you are in rikers doing 10 for grand larceny - your roomate is boa from samoa. And he says, boy we making love tonight, the question is - are you giving it or are you takin it.

that is the question we were asked, very funny and you can make fun of the person forever if they give the wrong response.

[Toaderly]

Ask them, "Have you stopped beating your mother yet?"

[IntangiblesRule]

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

[IntangiblesRule]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[NYYFAN]

On the road to St. Ides I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven kids, each kid had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens. How many were on their way to St. Ides?

I don't know, but I bet they all smelled like cat piss...

[Trish]

"Do these pants make my butt look big?"

[Archer1979]

Do I Go With My Heart or My Gut?
If you could interview one sports writer?
Favorite Drink?
Where do you get your airline tickets?
Guess what Yankees I met today?
Are there and good free anti-virus programs out there?
How does one write a successful speech?
Have you ever had an international roomie?
Have you ever had a Brazillian?
For the gentlemem...?

[CptCrunch]

How many gas stations are there in the US?

(I was actually asked this question in an interview)

[Archer1979]

How much does the internet weigh?
If a monkey bit you, what kind of shot should you get?
If you're running and not going all out, are you running half-fast?

[4bronxbombers]

How many gas stations are there in the US?

(I was actually asked this question in an interview)

No way......

[161 & River]

How many gas stations are there in the US?

(I was actually asked this question in an interview)

Was it serious or were they looking to see how you would handle the question?

What was your answer?

[ManilaYankee]

There are 10 pigs in the pen. 2 jumped. How many pigs are left?

[JDPNYY]

How many gas stations are there in the US?

(I was actually asked this question in an interview)

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...54/ai_68217207

[gdn]

"Do these pants make my butt look big?"

Yes..

[Sam18]

Yes..

The correct answer is "its not the pants".

[YankeePride1967]

are you aware of the fact we don't let ugly people in?