When fake bull testicles are outlawed ...

[NYYFAN]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...

[RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees]

Well, at least the MD legislature has their priorities straight.

[Trish]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

[CalYankeeFan]

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Unbelievable as it may be.

They come in different colors.

[Octoberbaby]

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

There is no accounting for taste!

[Octoberbaby]

Well, at least the MD legislature has their priorities straight.

Agreed.

[#1PaFan]

Unbelievable as it may be.

They come in different colors.

I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.

[Archer1979]

I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.

I already have a set.

[jlw1980]

I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

[Archer1979]

I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.

I already have a set.

I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

[Trish]

I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

Archer's testicles should be outlawed.

[Archer1979]

Archer's testicles should be outlawed.

In many states, I have to have them registered as lethal weapons.

[NYYFAN]

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Obviously Yes...

[NYYFAN]

The next question should be...who the hell thought of making fake bull testicles?

Some pissed off cow?

[Archer1979]

The next question should be...who the hell thought of making fake bull testicles?

Some pissed off cow?

Maybe it was originally thought of to be a prosthetic for bulls with an extreme case of the Guidry Clap.

[YankeePride1967]

I wonder what Archer will do when he drives through Maryland?

[Archer1979]

I wonder what Archer will do when he drives through Maryland?

Buy some overpriced tickets at Camden Yards for when the Sox are in town.

[LDG]

There goes the stickers of the little guy peeing on (insert rival sports team/car here).

[Octoberbaby]

There goes the stickers of the little guy peeing on (insert rival sports team/car here).

Is there no end to injustice????

[4bronxbombers]

Weirdo's....hanging fake bull balls from their vehicles. Sheesh. Men with small balls.......maybe......

[LDG]

I saw "a pair" for the first time about 2 months ago on a pickup truck a parking lot. It did make me do a double take, then it just made me think, "ewww". I don't get it. Are chicks supposed to dig that or is it a message from one guy to another? (And if so, what exactly IS that message? )

[4bronxbombers]

I saw "a pair" for the first time about 2 months ago on a pickup truck a parking lot. It did make me do a double take, then it just made me think, "ewww". I don't get it. Are chicks supposed to dig that or is it a message from one guy to another? (And if so, what exactly IS that message? )

Good question....time for a google search.

[4bronxbombers]

http://bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html


I'm still trying to find out WHY!!

[CalYankeeFan]

When fake bull testicles are outlawed ...



only outlaws will have fake bull testicles.

[4bronxbombers]

Women love a man with a nice big one pound solid set of nuts slapped on the back of their Harley!


They do?!?!?!?!

I need to get out of this thread.....

[LDG]

Women love a man with a nice big one pound solid set of nuts slapped on the back of their Harley!


They do?!?!?!?!

I need to get out of this thread.....

I never want to meet these women!

[4bronxbombers]

I never want to meet these women!

Do you think these women they have teeth??

[CalYankeeFan]

Do you think these women they have teeth??

[LDG]

Do you think these women they have teeth??

The guy with the big balls hopes not!

[gamesix1977]

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Methinks those who do this are compensating for something.....

[Tifoso]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...

Myers is a moron

[texasyankee]

They outlaw fake gucci....so why not outlaw fake bull testicles?

[jlw1980]

http://bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html


I'm still trying to find out WHY!!

It's a not-so-subtle statement, "My truck has balls." Said truck probably also has a gun-rack and a camper. NTTAWWT.

[4bronxbombers]

It's a not-so-subtle statement, "My truck has balls." Said truck probably also has a gun-rack and a camper. NTTAWWT.

I still think it's a compensation (or lack of) issue.