Best TV Badass [Archive] - NYYFans.com Forum

RhodyYanksFan

01-03-06, 04:05 PM

Ask and ye shall receive. Hopefully I included everyone.

Kulish29

01-03-06, 04:08 PM

Red Foreman

Hitman23

01-03-06, 04:11 PM

Red ForemanNice!! :lol:

And Michael Knight? :roflmao:

I'm gonna think about this one for a while. There have been so many shows.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 04:15 PM

David Hasselhoff is not a badass. The car was more badass than he was.

SheffRocks11

01-03-06, 04:27 PM

Jack Bauer. The New season starts the 15th, and I'm so excited!

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 04:27 PM

Jack Bauer. The New season starts the 15th, and I'm so excited!

Jack Bauer....... :ga-ga: :ga-ga:

RhodeyYankee2638

01-03-06, 04:31 PM

Bauer and its not close

SheffRocks11

01-03-06, 04:36 PM

Jack Bauer....... :ga-ga: :ga-ga:

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

ZYanksRule

01-03-06, 04:39 PM

Bauer, and its not even close.

The best show on TV.

StaceyRosie

01-03-06, 04:44 PM

Red Foreman

I agree with this.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 04:44 PM

Bauer, and its not even close.

The best show on TV.

I agree......I was watching a marathon of 24 on A&E and I was really getting into it.

Roadrunner101217

01-03-06, 04:46 PM

I would have to go with Chuck Norris on this one. I think he is the biggest badass of all time. Haven't you all read the facts about him?

Sheff_Rod

01-03-06, 05:14 PM

Todd from Beavis and Butt-Head.

Sam18

01-03-06, 05:18 PM

Mr. Eko. He can beat the living sh*t outta Jack Bauer and his stupid gun.

Evil Empire

01-03-06, 05:21 PM

Catdog.

Babe Rules

01-03-06, 06:36 PM

Bauer

gdn

01-03-06, 06:48 PM

I went with Bauer, but Sydney.... :drool:

Casey37

01-03-06, 06:57 PM

George Costanza.

bigguygonz

01-03-06, 06:59 PM

Jack Bauer

The dude executed his boss, cut his partner's hand off, told a doctor to stop operating on his girlfriends ex-husband to save the life of a witness that he was going to torture anyway, etc.

Not even close.

gdn

01-03-06, 07:00 PM

George Costanza.Jack Bauer would make George Costanza cry.

bigguygonz

01-03-06, 07:02 PM

I would have to go with Chuck Norris on this one. I think he is the biggest badass of all time. Haven't you all read the facts about him?

I just read this and now I'm torn...

Sam18

01-03-06, 07:08 PM

Guys check out these pics of Jack Bauer I found:

www.fakelink.com/itsnotreal/jbauer.jpg
(he looks like a man here)

www.fakelink.com/fake/google/pic9.jpg
(you can see his facial hair here)

www.fakelink.com/itsfakeyouidiot/pic2.jpg
(this is just disgusting)

Anyone voting for Jack Bauer needs to have their man license revoked!!

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 07:13 PM

Guys check out these pics of Jack Bauer I found:

www.fakelink.com/itsnotreal/jbauer.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/itsnotreal/jbauer.jpg)
(he looks like a man here)

www.fakelink.com/fake/google/pic9.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/fake/google/pic9.jpg)
(you can see his facial hair here)

www.fakelink.com/itsfakeyouidiot/pic2.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/itsfakeyouidiot/pic2.jpg)
(this is just disgusting)

Anyone voting for Jack Bauer needs to have their man license revoked!!

Those pics are vile. How could I have voted for him? Damn. :mad:

Sam18

01-03-06, 07:17 PM

Those pics are vile. How could I have voted for him? Damn. :mad:

*takes away Bomby's man license*

gdn

01-03-06, 07:18 PM

Guys check out these pics of Jack Bauer I found:

www.fakelink.com/itsnotreal/jbauer.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/itsnotreal/jbauer.jpg)
(he looks like a man here)

www.fakelink.com/fake/google/pic9.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/fake/google/pic9.jpg)
(you can see his facial hair here)

www.fakelink.com/itsfakeyouidiot/pic2.jpg (http://www.fakelink.com/itsfakeyouidiot/pic2.jpg)
(this is just disgusting)

Anyone voting for Jack Bauer needs to have their man license revoked!!lotrl

RobRiv

01-03-06, 07:21 PM

Other - specifically, Kyle MoFo Farnsworth.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 07:28 PM

*takes away Bomby's man license*

*takes it back*

I've been pardoned by a higher court.

gdn

01-03-06, 07:29 PM

*takes it back*

I've been pardoned by a higher court.Thank God you changed that Roddick av.

:p

Sam18

01-03-06, 07:30 PM

*takes it back*

I've been pardoned by a higher court.

*sneaks into Bomby's room and steals it*

JDPNYY

01-03-06, 07:30 PM

Red Foreman

Vote for Red.

(Ever see Robocop?)

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 07:31 PM

Thank God you changed that Roddick av.

:p

Keep it up and I'll put him back. :P

*sneaks into Bomby's room and steals it*

Get out of my room, you perv!

gdn

01-03-06, 07:33 PM

Keep it up and I'll put him back. :PNoooooooooooooooo.

Why can't you just have Federer?

DanB

01-03-06, 07:38 PM

Jack Bauer

The dude executed his boss, cut his partner's hand off, told a doctor to stop operating on his girlfriends ex-husband to save the life of a witness that he was going to torture anyway, etc.

Not even close.

You forgot killed a witness and CUT HIS HEAD OFF and put it in a duffel bag!! And of course cut off a dead dude's thumb to "ID" him.

Although I think Vic Macky is a close second.

Sam18

01-03-06, 07:39 PM

Keep it up and I'll put him back. :P

Get out of my room, you perv!

I swear Bomby, the license is all I took! You can even check your hamper if you're not sure.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 07:40 PM

Noooooooooooooooo.

Why can't you just have Federer?

:barf:

Andy is a dreamboat. :ga-ga: :ga-ga:

Sam18

01-03-06, 07:42 PM

:barf:

Andy is a dreamboat. :ga-ga: :ga-ga:

You wanna ride that boat don't ya?

fredgmuggs

01-03-06, 07:56 PM

Roseanne Barr :D

RhodyYanksFan

01-03-06, 08:04 PM

The answer is clearly Jack Bauer.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 08:32 PM

I swear Bomby, the license is all I took! You can even check your hamper if you're not sure.

:eek:

Sicko.

NYYBombshell

01-03-06, 08:33 PM

You wanna ride that boat don't ya?

Hell yes.

Sam18

01-03-06, 09:03 PM

:eek:

Sicko.

Hell yes.

Oh yeah, I'm the sicko. Ms. Boatrider.

dabomb2045

01-03-06, 09:39 PM

Stewie Griffin

PAUL

01-03-06, 09:41 PM

I went with Jack because it's my favorite show so i'm biased but the Shields Vic Mackey can certainly handle himself. I wouldn't want him arresting me for anything.

BombersBlvd

01-03-06, 10:23 PM

James Evans from Good Times is the baddest badass.

SuperMario66

01-03-06, 10:25 PM

I went with Jack, but am a huge fan of Fox Mulder too. And he is damn sexy.

1TonHumanHamsterWheel

01-04-06, 12:31 AM

I went with Jack, though I pity the fool who didn't at least consider BA Baracus.

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 01:25 AM

Bauer and its not close

Please, watch the Shield. Vic Macky's pinky finger is more badass than Jack Bauer. Vic Mackey kills druglords singlehandedly and burns child molesters faces by smushing them into red hot stovetops.

Jack Bauer is a choir boy compared to Macky.

Random

01-04-06, 04:35 AM

I voted for Jack Bauer too.

If I had to vote for second place, it would be Andy Sipowicz, but he's not an option in the poll.

As for Mulder, I loved the show, and he's a great character, but more of a cool guy than a badass.

TongueStripes

01-04-06, 06:16 AM

Judge Judy

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 09:22 AM

Please, watch the Shield. Vic Macky's pinky finger is more badass than Jack Bauer. Vic Mackey kills druglords singlehandedly and burns child molesters faces by smushing them into red hot stovetops.

Jack Bauer is a choir boy compared to Macky.

Have you watched 24? Jack Bauer knows no boundaries when it comes to getting what he wants out of terrorists.

thecaptain

01-04-06, 09:28 AM

Vic Mackey

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 10:35 AM

Have you watched 24? Jack Bauer knows no boundaries when it comes to getting what he wants out of terrorists.

No boundaries? Thats practical Macky's motto. The guy left his hospital room with a bullet in his stomach to give his daughter a hug. If thats not a badass dude, walkin around with a bullet in his stomach, i dont know what is.

He also gets all the ass he wants

Irabu's Son

01-04-06, 11:03 AM

Only one person voted for McGyver?!?! And it was me!?! Holy cow the mullet alone, along with stopping bombs by using a pair of hockey tickets, sold me.

Sam18

01-04-06, 11:05 AM

Only one person voted for McGyver?!?! And it was me!?! Holy cow the mullet alone, along with stopping bombs by using a pair of hockey tickets, sold me.

When I was little McGyver used to be my favorite show. That dude could do anything!

Smithers

01-04-06, 11:17 AM

No boundaries? Thats practical Macky's motto. The guy left his hospital room with a bullet in his stomach to give his daughter a hug. If thats not a badass dude, walkin around with a bullet in his stomach, i dont know what is.

He also gets all the ass he wants

jack bauer came back from the dead.

twice.

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 11:18 AM

When I was little McGyver used to be my favorite show. That dude could do anything!

yeah, he was a cool dude, but not a bad ass. he was pretty nonviolent. i dont ever remember him killing people or using guns. he seemed to just always foil peoples plans and get out of trouble, but never went and did any ass kicking

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 11:20 AM

jack bauer came back from the dead.

twice.

that means he got killed twice, or at least pretended to. vic mackey doesnt need to do that. the asses keep gettin a kickin and vic mackey keeps on a tickin

Sam18

01-04-06, 11:20 AM

yeah, he was a cool dude, but not a bad ass. he was pretty nonviolent. i dont ever remember him killing people or using guns. he seemed to just always foil peoples plans and get out of trouble, but never went and did any ass kicking

That's true. But man was he smart.

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 11:22 AM

that means he got killed twice, or at least pretended to. vic mackey doesnt need to do that. the asses keep gettin a kickin and vic mackey keeps on a tickin

Vic deals with lowlife drug dealers and scumbags. Jack Bauer goes up against well trained terrorists with years of planning to carry out their mission.

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 11:24 AM

Vic deals with lowlife drug dealers and scumbags. Jack Bauer goes up against well trained terrorists with years of planning to carry out their mission.

vic mackey plotted and successfully ripped off millions of bucks from the mob and in another instance shut down one of their rings. in doing so he also blew the head off of a corpse to use it for evidence... all just to do the public a good service

Sam18

01-04-06, 11:25 AM

Has joetheshow voted yet?

PinstripePride

01-04-06, 11:29 AM

Jack. Not close.

RhodeyYankee2638

01-04-06, 11:35 AM

vic mackey plotted and successfully ripped off millions of bucks from the mob and in another instance shut down one of their rings. in doing so he also blew the head off of a corpse to use it for evidence... all just to do the public a good service

Jack has killed 80 people in 4 seasons, included himself and his boss

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 11:41 AM

Jack has killed 80 people in 4 seasons, included himself and his boss

Vic kills 80 an episode im pretty sure

Kulish29

01-04-06, 11:44 AM

Well, since Red Foreman isnt on the list and I refuse to vote other, then hands down it's MacGyver (spelled wrong in the poll, but that's ok).

The guy is the friggin man. One of the greatest mullets of all time.

RhodeyYankee2638

01-04-06, 12:03 PM

Vic kills 80 an episode im pretty sure

Technically, in 4 days Jack has killed 80 people. Vic is a pansy, Jack could kill him without hesitation. Mackey has 10 years and 50 pounds over Jack, thats about it.

JWHIII

01-04-06, 12:46 PM

Bob Barker

thecaptain

01-04-06, 01:14 PM

Bob BarkerJ .R EWING

CoyoteYankee

01-04-06, 02:17 PM

I voted for Jack Bauer. Nipple electrocution. Nice.

But in hindsight I might have to go with Girl Power and vote for Buffy! Talk about bad ass!

penfold

01-04-06, 02:38 PM

I voted for Jack Bauer. Nipple electrocution. Nice.

But in hindsight I might have to go with Girl Power and vote for Buffy! Talk about bad ass!

No, not Buffy. FAITH was the badass.

PinstripePride

01-04-06, 02:44 PM

Wait.

Why is CHUCK NORRIS not on this list!

CoyoteYankee

01-04-06, 02:53 PM

No, not Buffy. FAITH was the badass.

Buffy killed her boyfriend, died and came back to life, stopped Faith from turning the world evil and kicked lots and lots of demon ass. And she did half of this while trying to pass high school. Edge has to go to Buffy.

However, Evil Willow had to be one of the most bad ass characters ever but that only lasted a couple of episodes!

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 03:10 PM

However, Evil Willow had to be one of the most bad ass characters ever but that only lasted a couple of episodes!

By that logic you'd have to include Red Kryptonite Clark Kent from Smallville.

Dooley Womack

01-04-06, 03:14 PM

Ryan Seacrest

CoyoteYankee

01-04-06, 03:18 PM

By that logic you'd have to include Red Kryptonite Clark Kent from Smallville.

I agree. That's why I vote for Buffy over Willow.

Dooley Womack

01-04-06, 03:18 PM

I know I voted Seacrest, but DeGeneres is one bad dude too.

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 03:19 PM

I know I voted Seacrest, but DeGeneres is one bad dude too.

Anyone who can bag Portia DiRossi is a badass in my book.

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 03:21 PM

How about George Bluth Sr.? He worked gangs against one another, rigged softball games, broke out on numerous occasions, and slept with his secretary for 8 years without his wife knowing. Sounds pretty badass to me.

fredgmuggs

01-04-06, 03:23 PM

"Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!"

I give you John Shaft ladies and gentlemen. And yes, there was a Shaft TV show in the early 70's starring Richard Roundtree.

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 03:26 PM

"Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!"

I give you John Shaft ladies and gentlemen. And yes, there was a Shaft TV show in the early 70's starring Richard Roundtree.

Richard Roundtree went to my high school.

boo_427

01-04-06, 03:35 PM

Hunter should be on the list as well as Captain James T. Kirk.

Hitman23

01-04-06, 03:51 PM

Captain James T. Kirk.I'm still trying to decide who to vote for, he is on my list of options. Good call.

RhodyYanksFan

01-04-06, 03:58 PM

I'm still trying to decide who to vote for, he is on my list of options. Good call.

Jean Luc Piccard kicks Kirk's ass.

RhodeyYankee2638

01-04-06, 04:11 PM

I think second to Baur is Mr. Telly Savalas himself as Kojak. What a bad son of a bitch

Hitman23

01-04-06, 04:16 PM

Jean Luc Piccard kicks Kirk's ass.:lol: I like Picard and all, actually as a captain I like him better. But Kirk would destroy him in a fight.

Kulish29

01-04-06, 04:26 PM

I think we're all forgetting one of TV's biggest badasses....

Mrs. Garrett

penfold

01-04-06, 04:36 PM

:lol: I like Picard and all, actually as a captain I like him better. But Kirk would destroy him in a fight.
Picard would try to negotiate his way out of the fight first and then use that time to establish a plan to trick Kirk and trap him when the fight really started.

:lol:

I'm such a geek.

And Faith trying to turn the world evil? She's a badass. Buffy was almost always trying to do good. Faith said, "Screw it" and was out for herself.

But I'm really surprised that nobody's suggested Mr. Magoo as the ultimate TV badass. He did whatever he want and got away with it! :)

fredgmuggs

01-04-06, 04:43 PM

Kirk was nothing without Spock. Now Khan.... there was a badass!

Roadrunner101217

01-04-06, 04:48 PM

Wait.

Why is CHUCK NORRIS not on this list!

I agree with PinstripePride...Chuck Norris deserves to be on that list.

brosiusbuddy

01-04-06, 06:04 PM

Technically, in 4 days Jack has killed 80 people. Vic is a pansy, Jack could kill him without hesitation. Mackey has 10 years and 50 pounds over Jack, thats about it.

HA... keep dreamin

bigguygonz

01-04-06, 06:38 PM

You forgot killed a witness and CUT HIS HEAD OFF and put it in a duffel bag!! And of course cut off a dead dude's thumb to "ID" him.

Not to mention, got hooked on heroin to infiltrate the Salazar drug cartel, then had an affair with Salazar's woman.

Smithers

01-04-06, 08:50 PM

Not to mention, got hooked on heroin to infiltrate the Salazar drug cartel, then had an affair with Salazar's woman.

he's banged at least 5 different chicks in 4 seasons: his wife, nina, kate warner, salazar, and audrey.

Random

01-05-06, 05:14 AM

So, nobody agrees with me on Andy Sipowicz? He may not be in first, but he deserves to be in the poll.

DontHateOnNumber2

01-05-06, 01:40 PM

Although I voted Baracus, how come McBane isn't on there. The Simpsons action star. Anyone?

DontHateOnNumber2

01-05-06, 01:40 PM

It would've been cool to have the MadTV version of Steven Seagal played by Will Sasso.

thecaptain

01-05-06, 01:51 PM

Sledge Hammer!

Irabu's Son

01-05-06, 03:33 PM

yeah, he was a cool dude, but not a bad ass. he was pretty nonviolent. i dont ever remember him killing people or using guns. he seemed to just always foil peoples plans and get out of trouble, but never went and did any ass kicking

Must you be violent to be badass? Ghandi was the baddest mother in India. And he was nonviolent.

fredgmuggs

01-05-06, 03:53 PM

I'm standing by Shaft until someone can show me that their badass has a better badass song about him/her than John Shaft does.

keithf1

01-05-06, 05:20 PM

MacGyver would kill everyone on this list with a paper clip and match box.

DontHateOnNumber2

01-05-06, 06:28 PM

MacGyver would kill everyone on this list with a paper clip and match box.

He could make an explosive out of a shoelace and some Dubble Bubble.

Hitman23

01-06-06, 10:55 AM

Picard would try to negotiate his way out of the fight first and then use that time to establish a plan to trick Kirk and trap him when the fight really started.

:lol:

I'm such a geek.I knew that and agree with you. :lol: I know we're geeks, but who cares.

Archer1979

01-06-06, 11:05 AM

Lieutenant ******** Worf!

"Today is a good day to die!"

RhodyYanksFan

01-16-06, 01:04 PM

I think after 2 short hours last night we can all agree that Jack Bauer wins outright.

MiamiKat

01-16-06, 03:13 PM

Tony Soprano, psychologist & all, takes the prize here.

And the best guest appearance was Burt Young on "The Sopranos" as Bacala's dad. He did a hit on a bunch of guys then, despite having a terrible case of emphysema, fired up a cigarette in the apartment where he killed everyone, and while still covered with their blood too. Then he had such a coughing fit while driving home that he lost control of his car, crashed it and died.

Now that's a bad ass.

#1PaFan

01-16-06, 03:30 PM

It gotta be Bill Brasky.

brosiusbuddy

01-16-06, 09:42 PM

It gotta be Bill Brasky.

"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"