Jasbro
11-21-05, 10:56 PM
First: Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.
Second: Best damn salesman in the office.
Third: To Bill Brasky.
Together: To Bill Brasky!
First: An 8', 2-ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. [laughter] That's what he is.
Woman: Excuse me, excuse me. A lot of us have come here to watch our children. Would you please just stop drinking and yelling?
Second: You got a nice caboose on you, honey.
Third: Sure do.
First: Yeah.
Woman: You are horrible men.
Second: Come on junior. If you don't catch the ball I'll put the dog to sleep.
First: You're a fine father.
Third: Yeah.
Second: Last night I tried to kill myself again.
First: So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Second: Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil.
Third: You know it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
Second: He showers in grain alcohol.
First: He uses a shroud of tourine as a golf towel.
Second: He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
Third: He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
First: His first name is Bill. [pause] I'm drunk.
Second: He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
First: He once ate the bible while water skiing.
Third: Did I ever tell you he once had sex with a cigarette machine?!
First: [Incoherent mumbling] You're damn right and every kid on this field was fathered by Bill Brasky. Every one of them.
Second: To Bill Brasky.
Together: BILL BRASKY!
Second: Best damn salesman in the office.
Third: To Bill Brasky.
Together: To Bill Brasky!
First: An 8', 2-ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. [laughter] That's what he is.
Woman: Excuse me, excuse me. A lot of us have come here to watch our children. Would you please just stop drinking and yelling?
Second: You got a nice caboose on you, honey.
Third: Sure do.
First: Yeah.
Woman: You are horrible men.
Second: Come on junior. If you don't catch the ball I'll put the dog to sleep.
First: You're a fine father.
Third: Yeah.
Second: Last night I tried to kill myself again.
First: So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Second: Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil.
Third: You know it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
Second: He showers in grain alcohol.
First: He uses a shroud of tourine as a golf towel.
Second: He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
Third: He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
First: His first name is Bill. [pause] I'm drunk.
Second: He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
First: He once ate the bible while water skiing.
Third: Did I ever tell you he once had sex with a cigarette machine?!
First: [Incoherent mumbling] You're damn right and every kid on this field was fathered by Bill Brasky. Every one of them.
Second: To Bill Brasky.
Together: BILL BRASKY!