View Full Version : Superman movie teaser trailer
sugmasterflex
11-19-05, 04:51 PM
http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/supermanreturns/teaser/teaser_hi.mov
Looks good! :)
Evil Empire
11-19-05, 11:01 PM
Doesn't show much, but it look aight.
I'm still a little skeptical though. We'll just have to wait and see, I guess.
Doesn't show much, but it look aight.
I'm still a little skeptical though. We'll just have to wait and see, I guess.
I mean, it's Superman. How good could it be?
sugmasterflex
11-20-05, 12:02 AM
I mean, it's Superman. How good could it be?
Better than Batman. :P
Kulish29
11-20-05, 01:07 AM
Better than Batman. :P
It's going to have to be REALLY good to beat Batman Begins.
Brian Singer directed it, so it'll probably be good. He picked this movie over X-Men 3.
bakntime
11-20-05, 03:21 AM
A trailer is never much to go on, but it looks good.
The story actually picks up after the first two original movies, sort of ignoring the events of Superman 3 and 4... which is a good thing.
yankeegeek
11-20-05, 08:02 AM
I just saw the trailer, not overly impressive. I just can't help myself and think of Christopher Reeves as Superman. He was great and that movie was a huge influnce for my chilhood.
Nice! I'm very excited now, just because it's a Superman movie. Who's the actor playing Superman? Anyone know?
Nice! I'm very excited now, just because it's a Superman movie. Who's the actor playing Superman? Anyone know?
Brandon Routh
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348150/
Better than Batman. :P
Probably not. It won't be anywhere near as good as Spiderman.
sugmasterflex
11-20-05, 11:08 AM
Probably not. It won't be anywhere near as good as Spiderman.
Superman eats Spider-Man for breakfast.
Yankee Bulldawg
11-20-05, 11:26 AM
looks interesting
Boricua21
11-20-05, 11:30 AM
Superman is the baddest. He can fly. Come on. His hair, (I'm jealous because I'm bald like Lex Luther) can hold 10,000 lbs. This guy's a stud. He can change to meet some lady in a bar in 2 seconds. He's got x-ray eyes, so he knows what he's up against. He just needs to get rid of the tights though. The cape's gotta go. It's 2006. He's a New Yorker also, so he's probably a Yanks fan.
Boricua21
11-20-05, 11:37 AM
Alright. It's on. Can someone please start a superheroes thread? Who's your favorite? or Super Fights or something?
Alright. It's on. Can someone please start a superheroes thread? Who's your favorite? or Super Fights or something?
Oh we had this a few times, it never ends well. Alot of feelings get hurt, mostly those of Superman fans.
Oh we had this a few times, it never ends well. Alot of feelings get hurt, mostly those of Superman fans.
Because they know Superman is the most lame Super Hero.
Because they know Superman is the most lame Super Hero.
Its true but they refuse to admit it. I mean he has 10 superpowers and still gets beat by a bald guy. What kind of a "super"hero is that?
sugmasterflex
11-20-05, 01:49 PM
Its true but they refuse to admit it. I mean he has 10 superpowers and still gets beat by a bald guy. What kind of a "super"hero is that?
A better one than the guy who gets his butt kicked by a clown.
A better one than the guy who gets his butt kicked by a clown.
You mean Superman when he visited gotham and Batman had to save his ass and Lois Lane's from the Joker?
A better one than the guy who gets his butt kicked by a clown.
I don't recall Spiderman having his ass kicked by a clown?
Archer1979
11-20-05, 06:46 PM
Howard The Duck qwns all of 'em put together.
RhodyYanksFan
11-20-05, 07:40 PM
I mean, it's Superman. How good could it be?
Because they know Superman is the most lame Super Hero.
Its true but they refuse to admit it. I mean he has 10 superpowers and still gets beat by a bald guy. What kind of a "super"hero is that?
Superman is so over-rated it's not even funny. He's like the Theo Epstein of superheros.
Archer1979
11-20-05, 07:44 PM
Superman is so over-rated it's not even funny. He's like the Theo Epstein of superheros.
Except he never told Perry White to shove it up his @$$.
Except he never told Perry White to shove it up his @$$.
You don't know that for sure. I'm sure Clark at one point or another asked Mr. White to insert something into his rear.
Whats this Superman suppose to be about?
Evil Empire
11-20-05, 08:12 PM
Because they know Superman is the most lame Super Hero.
Uh boy....
Uh boy....
Just move along. You know what will come of this.
Brandon Routh
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348150/
Hee! He was on "Undressed". That was one of my favorite MTV guilty pleasures.
I'm not a fan of the superhero movies (though Spiderman was overrated with the exception of of James Franco), and enjoyed "Batman Begins" primarily because of Christian Bale. However, I find Kevin Spacey utterly completely awesome, so if this gets decent reviews, I might go see it.
Evil Empire
11-20-05, 08:19 PM
Just move along. You know what will come of this.
Unfair and illogical remarks. I understand.
Unfair and illogical remarks. I understand.
Its ok Josh. BTW did you get my PM?
Evil Empire
11-20-05, 08:34 PM
Its ok Josh. BTW did you get my PM?
Yes. The answer to your question is also Yes.
YankeePride1967
11-20-05, 08:40 PM
Hulk smash puny humans.
Yes. The answer to your question is also Yes.
Thanks Josh :).
Hulk smash puny humans.
When Bruce Banner get angry he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Mr. T.
sugmasterflex
11-20-05, 10:47 PM
You mean Superman when he visited gotham and Batman had to save his ass and Lois Lane's from the Joker?
They try so hard to make Bats relevant.
RhodyYanksFan
11-21-05, 06:42 AM
"I'm Superman. I live in the most unoriginal named city in the world. I grew up in the most unoriginal named town in Kansas. I don't need a mask, I'll just rely on hair gel and the stupidity of my readers."
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 09:53 AM
"I'm Superman. I live in the most unoriginal named city in the world. I grew up in the most unoriginal named town in Kansas. I don't need a mask, I'll just rely on hair gel and the stupidity of my readers."
"I'm Batman. I'm just a rich guy who fights crime with my money. I fight the silliest villains ever. I need a littleboy sidekick. But lets not fight. Come on Robin, Let's dance. Let's do the batusi!"
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 09:57 AM
You were very descriptive as it was a teaser. It didn't show much, but what I saw looked very promising. I just hope the seemingly good quality doesn't begin and end with the trailer.
"I'm Batman. I'm just a rich guy who fights crime with my money. I fight the silliest villains ever. I need a littleboy sidekick. But lets not fight. Come on Robin, Let's dance. Let's do the batusi!"
"I'm Superman, I still run to my parents when the evil bald man looks at me".
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:00 AM
"I'm Superman, I still run to my parents when the evil bald man looks at me".
What's wrong with that? Communication leads to a healthy relationship with your parents.
Superman can make time go backwards. Can Batman do that? Didn't think so.
Superman can make time go backwards. Can Batman do that? Didn't think so.
Superman is scared of green rocks. ROCKS Damnit!!
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:02 AM
Superman can make time go backwards. Can Batman do that? Didn't think so.
Only if a machine was made. Then Batman could buy one.
What's wrong with that? Communication leads to a healthy relationship with your parents.
:roflmao: :roflmao:
Superman is scared of green rocks. ROCKS Damnit!!
Batman wears a utility belt. It's like a stupid pouch that tourists wear! A UTILITY POUCH!
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:03 AM
Superman is scared of green rocks. ROCKS Damnit!!
If I were to throw a rock at you, wouldn't it hurt?
Batman wears a utility belt. It's like a stupid pouch that tourists wear! A UTILITY POUCH!
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants. And its red.
If I were to throw a rock at you, wouldn't it hurt?
I wouldn't crawl up in a corner hoping for Lois Lane to save me.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:04 AM
though Spiderman was overrated with the exception of of James Franco
I object! When you consider the fact that the Spider-Man movie came out at a time when the only decent comic book-based movie since probably Tim Burton's Batman was Bryan Singer's X-Men then you'd see why everyone was salivating over Spider-Man. Now that the movie pool is infested with every studio buying out comic book properties left and right to make every movie imaginable from the DC or Marvel Universe! My next pick? The Amazing Spider-Ham: Peter Porker. My real next pick? Iron Man, because that'd be sick....or maybe Dr. Strange because that'd make a wierd, creepy movie if done well.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:04 AM
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants. And its red.
So does Quailman. Are you insulting Quailman?
I object! When you consider the fact that the Spider-Man movie came out at a time when the only decent comic book-based movie since probably Tim Burton's Batman was Bryan Singer's X-Men then you'd see why everyone was salivating over Spider-Man. Now that the movie pool is infested with every studio buying out comic book properties left and right to make every movie imaginable from the DC or Marvel Universe! My next pick? The Amazing Spider-Ham: Peter Porker. My real next pick? Iron Man, because that'd be sick....or maybe Dr. Strange because that'd make a wierd, creepy movie if done well.
Iron Man was gay. War Machine is 100X cooler than him.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:05 AM
Batman wears a utility belt. It's like a stupid pouch that tourists wear! A UTILITY POUCH!
Oh, I want in on the fun! Just to let you know Superman does NOT wear a utility pouch.......................
It's a FANNY PACK! HA! :lol: And for anyone who wants to get on my hero, it's the Amazing Spider-Man! ;)
So does Quailman. Are you insulting Quailman?
No, Quailman was more respectable than Superman.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:05 AM
I wouldn't crawl up in a corner hoping for Lois Lane to save me.
It's called an allergy. If Batman didn't wear his little suit, he could just be shot and die.
I wouldn't crawl up in a corner hoping for Lois Lane to save me.
That's right - you'd rely on a senior citizen and a gay boy.
Nice.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:06 AM
Oh, I want in on the fun! Just to let you know Superman does NOT wear a utility pouch.......................
It's a FANNY PACK! HA! :lol: And for anyone who wants to get on my hero, it's the Amazing Spider-Man! ;)
I won't insult Spiderman. He's younger than me. He can't defend himself.
It's called an allergy. If Batman didn't wear his little suit, he could just be shot and die.
Too bad he's a gazillion times smarter than the enemy and fights like a ninja.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:07 AM
That's right - you'd rely on a senior citizen and a gay boy.
Nice.
Child abuse shouldn't be tolerated.
Oh, I want in on the fun! Just to let you know Superman does NOT wear a utility pouch.......................
It's a FANNY PACK! HA! :lol: And for anyone who wants to get on my hero, it's the Amazing Spider-Man! ;)
Oh that's right. I couldn't put my finger on what the correct term was. BATMAN WEARS A FANNY PACK. NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH.
That's right - you'd rely on a senior citizen and a gay boy.
Nice.
No, Batman doesn't fear green rocks. Infact he carries a little green rock in his utility BELT just to make Superman his bitch.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:08 AM
No, Quailman was more respectable than Superman.
He was more creative too. He drew himself while lazy-ass Superman needed Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster to make him.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:08 AM
Too bad he's a gazillion times smarter than the enemy and fights like a ninja.
Pirates > Ninjas so there.
Too bad he's a gazillion times smarter than the enemy and fights like a ninja.
Umm, HELLO? No one is smarter than Superman. His brain makes complex calculations in a millionth of a second. Don't you know that, dumba$$? Oh wait, you're a Batman fan... never mind.
Come back tomorrow, you'll understand by then.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:09 AM
No, Batman doesn't fear green rocks. Infact he carries a little green rock in his utility BELT just to make Superman his bitch.
Yeah. Good for him. He needs to rely on little cheap tricks to beat his opponent.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:09 AM
No, Batman doesn't fear green rocks. Infact he carries a little green rock in his utility BELT just to make Superman his bitch.
I think that's the rock that he uses, as Bruce Wayne, to sedate his expensive, high-class hookers at the Manor. You can't tie down a superhero with commitment....unless his girl is completely stoned. Or Mary Jane Watson. :D
Pirates > Ninjas so there.
WRONG! Have you ever seen a ninja in action? No, because you'd be dead from sheer amazement.
No, Batman doesn't fear green rocks. Infact he carries a little green rock in his utility BELT just to make Superman his bitch.
Is that how he got you to support him? :p
:lol:
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:10 AM
Umm, HELLO? No one is smarter than Superman. His brain makes complex calculations in a millionth of a second. Don't you know that, dumba$$? Oh wait, you're a Batman fan... never mind.
Come back tomorrow, you'll understand by then.
Batman is cleverer. But Superman is smarterer. There is a subtle difference.
I think that's the rock that he uses, as Bruce Wayne, to sedate his expensive, high-class hookers at the Manor. You can't tie down a superhero with commitment....unless his girl is completely stoned. Or Mary Jane Watson. :D
Superman's STILL a Virgin!!! He goes to the north pole and pleasures himself in front of polar bears.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:11 AM
FWIW, I actually do like Spiderman and Batman. It's just Superman is better.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:12 AM
Superman's STILL a Virgin!!! He goes to the north pole and pleasures himself in front of polar bears.
Wrong! The bears just watch, he really does it to a huge screen displaying porn in the Fortress of Solitude.....man I'm such a comic nerd....
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:12 AM
Superman's STILL a Virgin!!! He goes to the north pole and pleasures himself in front of polar bears.
You have to resort to making stuff up. And watch Superman 2. He's not a virgin.
Umm, HELLO? No one is smarter than Superman. His brain makes complex calculations in a millionth of a second. Don't you know that, dumba$$? Oh wait, you're a Batman fan... never mind.
Come back tomorrow, you'll understand by then.
Is that how he got you to support him? :p
:lol:
Sheesh, its like talking to a Juan Pierre fan here. Listen, Superman isn't smart, its just that the people around him are super stupid. They still haven't figured out that its Clark Kent behind those glasses.
FWIW, I actually do like Spiderman and Batman. It's just Superman is better.
Oh me too. I like almost all superheroes. None more than Superman, obviously, because he's the best.
You have to resort to making stuff up. And watch Superman 2. He's not a virgin.
Ok, he's a geek who got taken advantage of by a middle aged single desperate woman.
Batman>Spiderman>Wolverine>Superman.
Sheesh, its like talking to a Juan Pierre fan here. Listen, Superman isn't smart, its just that the people around him are super stupid. They still haven't figured out that its Clark Kent behind those glasses.
All right dude, you just crossed the line.
BATMAN NEEDS TO WORK OUT.
Superman is stronger than everyone on Earth put together - and it's natural.
Batman = wimp
Superman = greatest superhero EVER.
Superman can fly circles around you and drill you into the ground. Batman..... hmmm... let's see.... can use a plane?
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:15 AM
Ok, he's a geek who got taken advantage of by a middle aged single desperate woman.
Right.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:16 AM
Batman>Spiderman>Wolverine>Superman.
Superman>Wolverine>El Kabong>Quailman>Spiderman>Batman :P
Superman is stronger than everyone on Earth put together - and it's natural.
And he still needed Batman's help to beat the joker and Lex.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:19 AM
Just to stir up some new feelings can I throw in The Punisher? No one is tougher than this guy, he fought in 'Nam, his family got whacked, and he's pissed thus making him a nutcase when his trigger-happy ass has a weapon in hand. Plus this picture is GREAT for the holidays....can you imagine giving this motherfather a donation?
http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/september_2004/punisher_x-mas.jpg
Just to stir up some new feelings can I throw in The Punisher? No one is tougher than this guy, he fought in 'Nam, his family got whacked, and he's pissed thus making him a nutcase when his trigger-happy ass has a weapon in hand. Plus this picture is GREAT for the holidays....can you imagine giving this motherfather a donation?
http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/september_2004/punisher_x-mas.jpg
I'm pretty sure the Punisher's great and all but they made him so gay in that movie last year.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:25 AM
I'm pretty sure the Punisher's great and all but they made him so gay in that movie last year.
No. They did not make him gay, you're being stereotypical. They made him effeminate, a metrosexual with a gun if you will.
No. They did not make him gay, you're being stereotypical. They made him effeminate, a metrosexual with a gun if you will.
:roflmao:
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:31 AM
Anywho, the movie looks alright, but you really can't tell how good it's going to be based on what we saw.
Yes, but it certainly is exciting. What with the significant advancement of special effects, I'm pretty sure the look will be great. The story on the other hand.... who knows?
Anywho, the movie looks alright, but you really can't tell how good it's going to be based on what we saw.
I don't hae Quicktime, what did you see?
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:34 AM
Anything I say will probably be used against me.
Anything I say will probably be used against me.
Its too late for that. Just say it!
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:38 AM
Its too late for that. Just say it!
Say what?
RhodyYanksFan
11-21-05, 10:39 AM
I object! When you consider the fact that the Spider-Man movie came out at a time when the only decent comic book-based movie since probably Tim Burton's Batman was Bryan Singer's X-Men then you'd see why everyone was salivating over Spider-Man. Now that the movie pool is infested with every studio buying out comic book properties left and right to make every movie imaginable from the DC or Marvel Universe! My next pick? The Amazing Spider-Ham: Peter Porker. My real next pick? Iron Man, because that'd be sick....or maybe Dr. Strange because that'd make a wierd, creepy movie if done well.
Actually, next up...Ghost Rider starring Nicholas Cage!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/
Say what?
What was shown in the trailer!
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:43 AM
What trailer?
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:46 AM
Actually, next up...Ghost Rider starring Nicholas Cage!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/
THAT'S RIGHT! I saw that on MTV News awhile back. I'm really excited for that one. I wonder if his kid Kal-El would like it....ugh....freaking wierdo..
Question: Has anyone noticed my slight Marvel bias? Just curious ;)
What trailer?
*jumps on EE and starts choking him*
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:49 AM
What was shown in the trailer!
Young Clark falling through a barn and like....levitating to prevent his face from smacking into the ground. Some really high leaps and bounds. Him standing with Lois I believe. The Kent's mailbox. The discovery of his ship by the Kents. Clark finding the ship's remains as a teen. Some flying around and stuff. A cool shot of Supes up in the clouds with the sun beaming. That's 'bout it. Now let EE go. Please.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:50 AM
I forgot to mention that you hear Jor-El (Superman's birth dad) speaking throughout the trailer.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:51 AM
*jumps on EE and starts choking him*
*Turns around and chases you" I'll mace you good!
Young Clark falling through a barn and like....levitating to prevent his face from smacking into the ground. Some really high leaps and bounds. Him standing with Lois I believe. The Kent's mailbox. The discovery of his ship by the Kents. Clark finding the ship's remains as a teen. Some flying around and stuff. A cool shot of Supes up in the clouds with the sun beaming. That's 'bout it. Now let EE go. Please.
*stands up in horror to discover that EE's not moving*
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:52 AM
I forgot to mention that you hear Jor-El (Superman's birth dad) speaking throughout the trailer.
They're actually using stock footage or Marlon Brando in this film.
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 10:53 AM
They're actually using stock footage or Marlon Brando in this film.
Oh. Really? I thought that voice might have been Brando but figured that with a new film, a new actor for Jor-El would also be used.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:56 AM
Oh. Really? I thought that voice might have been Brando but figured that with a new film, a new actor for Jor-El would also be used.
I don't know about the voice. But I assume they show Jor-El at some point, where they'll apparently use old footage from the first Superman.
I don't know about the voice. But I assume they show Jor-El at some point, where they'll apparently use old footage from the first Superman.
That's just stupid.
BTW glad to see you moving again.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 10:59 AM
That's just stupid.
BTW glad to see you moving again.
Why's that stupid. It's a minor role anyway probably.
Though they are restarting the franchise, they should have probably not had any holdovers from the first.
Why's that stupid. It's a minor role anyway probably.
Though they are restarting the franchise, they should have probably not had any holdovers from the first.
Exactly. How stupid would it be if they used footage from the older Batman movies in Batman Begins?
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 11:02 AM
Exactly. How stupid would it be if they used footage from the older Batman movies in Batman Begins?
How could it get any stupider?
You keep bringing Batman back into this.
How could it get any stupider?
You keep bringing Batman back into this.
I was comparing the movies sir. Not the superheroes.
Evil Empire
11-21-05, 11:07 AM
I was comparing the movies sir. Not the superheroes.
I'm sorry. I can't help myself.
I'm sorry. I can't help myself.
Why fight a battle you know you're gonna lose?
DontHateOnNumber2
11-21-05, 11:09 AM
For those that care about the Ghost Rider movie here's a pic of what it will look like. It's pretty old pic from some site so the producers might change it so that Johnny Blaze doesn't look so cartoonish.
http://rangerboard.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=1397&fullsize=1
sugmasterflex
11-23-05, 03:12 AM
Oh. Really? I thought that voice might have been Brando but figured that with a new film, a new actor for Jor-El would also be used.
It's Brando, if they can use his voice properly it would be great.
Kulish29
11-23-05, 12:30 PM
Did anyone ever notice that, in the old black and white Superman TV shows, the bad guy would always shoot at Superman and he would sit there and take it. But when the gun was out of bullets the bad guy would throw the gun at Superman would duck.
I never got that.
Did anyone ever notice that, in the old black and white Superman TV shows, the bad guy would always shoot at Superman and he would sit there and take it. But when the gun was out of bullets the bad guy would throw the gun at Superman would duck.
I never got that.
Well, the bullets were aimed at his chest. The gun was thrown at his head.
RhodyYanksFan
11-23-05, 12:42 PM
Did anyone ever notice that, in the old black and white Superman TV shows, the bad guy would always shoot at Superman and he would sit there and take it. But when the gun was out of bullets the bad guy would throw the gun at Superman would duck.
I never got that.
Did anyone ever notice how old this joke is? ;)
New article on the new Superman movie with some stills from the set:
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/678/678792p1.html
and more here:
http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/033/033915/imgs_1.html
keithf1
01-05-06, 05:21 PM
Better than Batman. :P
Batman Begins was unbelievable. Best movie I've seen in a long while.
StaceyRosie
01-05-06, 05:51 PM
Superman is scared of green rocks. ROCKS Damnit!!
He's not "scared" of them.
He's not "scared" of them.
Fine let's paint some regular rocks and throw them at him and see if he reacts. BTW Superman thinks Giambi should be traded. Just sayin'.
Evil Empire
01-05-06, 06:09 PM
Fine let's paint some regular rocks and throw them at him and see if he reacts. BTW Superman thinks Giambi should be traded. Just sayin'.
Lies make your ass big, bigass.
Lies make your ass big, bigass.
My burnin' pants will shrink em' back to normal.
Archer1979
01-05-06, 06:16 PM
Batman's afraid of the Department of Youth Services.
Evil Empire
01-05-06, 06:17 PM
Batman's afraid of the Department of Youth Services.
:lol:
Oliver Queen stinks too by the way. :P
Archer1979
01-05-06, 06:19 PM
:lol:
Oliver Queen stinks too by the way. :P
Superman's a 29 year-old virgin. Green Arrow will tag anything with a skirt,
Just saying.
Evil Empire
01-05-06, 06:23 PM
Superman's a 29 year-old virgin. Green Arrow will tag anything with a skirt,
Just saying.
Doesn't Green Arrow also where a skirt?
Superman's a 29 year-old virgin. Green Arrow will tag anything with a skirt,
Just saying.
Green Arrow tagged William Wallace?
Archer1979
01-05-06, 06:27 PM
Doesn't Green Arrow also where a skirt?
Green Arrow tagged William Wallace?
Chuck Norris and Kyle Farnsworth fear Oliver Queen.
Evil Empire
01-05-06, 06:30 PM
Chuck Norris and Kyle Farnsworth fear Oliver Queen.
You're a queen.
Archer1979
01-05-06, 06:34 PM
You're a queen.
:Roundhouse kick:
Evil Empire
01-05-06, 06:55 PM
:Roundhouse kick:
Like a record, baby?
A Superman thread that got gay. Surprise, surprise.
Archer1979
01-05-06, 07:18 PM
By the way guys... the underwear goes underneath the tights.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 10:41 AM
Stop being homophobic.
Proof:
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html
Proof:
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.htmlBatman is gay. Not Superman.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 10:48 AM
Batman is gay. Not Superman.
Superman is just... well... here:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/6.html
Superman is just... well... here:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/6.html:lol:
Superman will kick your ass.
YankeeClemens22
01-06-06, 10:56 AM
I'm not much for all the superhero discussion. I was never a big comic book fan when I was younger. So, an unbiased viewpoint --
Superman kicks Batman's ass. Any competition. Any skill. With the single exception of previous ownership of a batsuit. But if he had to, Superman probably could create a batsuit in like 3 seconds that's made better than Batman's and has lasers coming out of it or some.
Really, what could Batman possibly do better than Superman? Ok, maybe he has better bat-a-rang skills, but what difference does it make if Superman can fly to where he is going rather than having to swing on a rope????
Superman has natural abilities. Batman relies on performance enhancing products. He's a steroid user. No better than Palmiero or Canseco.
All of this batman/spiderman talk is silly. The real question should be:
Who would win in a fight? Superman or a Jedi?
(Note that a Jedi master would decapitate Batman and Spiderman together in about half a second.)
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 11:20 AM
I'm not much for all the superhero discussion. I was never a big comic book fan when I was younger. So, an unbiased viewpoint --
Superman kicks Batman's ass. Any competition. Any skill. With the single exception of previous ownership of a batsuit. But if he had to, Superman probably could create a batsuit in like 3 seconds that's made better than Batman's and has lasers coming out of it or some.
Really, what could Batman possibly do better than Superman? Ok, maybe he has better bat-a-rang skills, but what difference does it make if Superman can fly to where he is going rather than having to swing on a rope????
Superman has natural abilities. Batman relies on performance enhancing products. He's a steroid user. No better than Palmiero or Canseco.
All of this batman/spiderman talk is silly. The real question should be:
Who would win in a fight? Superman or a Jedi?
(Note that a Jedi master would decapitate Batman and Spiderman together in about half a second.)
If the Jedi had Kryptonite or a Kryptonite based saber, he'd win. Otherwise once Superman disarms his lightsaber, it's gonna be cake. Superman has speed just like a Jedi if not faster and is probably just as smart. The only other thing would be if the Jedi could use mind tricks on him or if he were a Sith, would his choking do anything to affect Superman?
If the force is anything like Myxlplk's magic, then Superman might be vulnerable.
corynnmarie
01-06-06, 11:35 AM
I don't do the whole superhero thing. I s'pose the Spiderman movies were okay, but mostly because I like Toby McGuire. I was coerced into seeing Batman Begins with a boyfriend - it was atrocious. So I probably won't see this one unless I catch a more intriguing trailer.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 11:41 AM
If the Jedi had Kryptonite or a Kryptonite based saber, he'd win. Otherwise once Superman disarms his lightsaber, it's gonna be cake. Superman has speed just like a Jedi if not faster and is probably just as smart. The only other thing would be if the Jedi could use mind tricks on him or if he were a Sith, would his choking do anything to affect Superman?
If the force is anything like Myxlplk's magic, then Superman might be vulnerable.
There has been way too much thought given to this response. :)
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 12:04 PM
There has been way too much thought given to this response. :)
What can I say? I'm a nerd.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 12:12 PM
What can I say? I'm a nerd.
By the way, it's spelled "Myxzptlk".
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 12:16 PM
By the way, it's spelled "Myxzptlk".
Yeah, I didn't feel like spell checking that one.
I'm not much for all the superhero discussion. I was never a big comic book fan when I was younger. So, an unbiased viewpoint --
Superman kicks Batman's ass. Any competition. Any skill. With the single exception of previous ownership of a batsuit. But if he had to, Superman probably could create a batsuit in like 3 seconds that's made better than Batman's and has lasers coming out of it or some.
Really, what could Batman possibly do better than Superman? Ok, maybe he has better bat-a-rang skills, but what difference does it make if Superman can fly to where he is going rather than having to swing on a rope????
Superman has natural abilities. Batman relies on performance enhancing products. He's a steroid user. No better than Palmiero or Canseco.
All of this batman/spiderman talk is silly. The real question should be:
Who would win in a fight? Superman or a Jedi?
(Note that a Jedi master would decapitate Batman and Spiderman together in about half a second.)
And yet Batman has already beaten Superman in a fight. (go watch "The New Adventures of Batman and Superman)
Other people who have kicked Superman's ass:
Spiderman(its true)
The Joker
Lex
Brainiac
That dude from StarLabs
That dude who is the new Batman (although Superman was in his 60's when this one happened)
And yet Batman has already beaten Superman in a fight. (go watch "The New Adventures of Batman and Superman)
Other people who have kicked Superman's ass:
Spiderman(its true)
The Joker
Lex
Brainiac
That dude from StarLabs
That dude who is the new Batman (although Superman was in his 60's when this one happened)Tomorrow I'm going to write a comic in which Superman beats them all with one hand tied behind his back.
Your argument holds no water. These "fights" are created with a story-line in mind, perhaps by people with an anti-Superman bias. What we're debating is if these people are "real", who would win.
There is no doubt that the Man of Steel (think about that nickname!) would win.
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 01:39 PM
Tomorrow I'm going to write a comic in which Superman beats them all with one hand tied behind his back.
Your argument holds no water. These "fights" are created with a story-line in mind, perhaps by people with an anti-Superman bias. What we're debating is if these people are "real", who would win.
There is no doubt that the Man of Steel (think about that nickname!) would win.
They're created by the DC and Marvel Comics people to sell comics. Of course they'll let the underdog when.
Also Sam, The Hulk beat Superboy.
YankeeClemens22
01-06-06, 01:48 PM
If the Jedi had Kryptonite or a Kryptonite based saber, he'd win. Otherwise once Superman disarms his lightsaber, it's gonna be cake. Superman has speed just like a Jedi if not faster and is probably just as smart. The only other thing would be if the Jedi could use mind tricks on him or if he were a Sith, would his choking do anything to affect Superman?
If the force is anything like Myxlplk's magic, then Superman might be vulnerable.
How about force lightning from the fingertips? We don't know how superman would react to that since it is from another galaxy. The lightsaber too, really.
The Jedi could keep Superman at bay with the force "push", and attack from afar with the lightning.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 01:51 PM
What would happen if they threw the light saber at his head? Would he duck from that too?
What would happen if they threw the light saber at his head? Would he duck from that too?
If it was a green one then he'd prolly piss in his pants.
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 01:56 PM
How about force lightning from the fingertips? We don't know how superman would react to that since it is from another galaxy. The lightsaber too, really.
The Jedi could keep Superman at bay with the force "push", and attack from afar with the lightning.
I don't know if Lightning does anything to superman. I mean, he's been struck by lightning before and it's not really affected him(though on Smallville, some kid had a piece of Kryptonite in his hand and Clark went to grab him and save him, lightning struck or they got electrocuted or something and Clark's powers got transfered from his body to the kids body.)
I don't know if Lightning does anything to superman. I mean, he's been struck by lightning before and it's not really affected him(though on Smallville, some kid had a piece of Kryptonite in his hand and Clark went to grab him and save him, lightning struck or they got electrocuted or something and Clark's powers got transfered from his body to the kids body.)
I have a question about Smallville. In the original Superman story, did Lois Lane ever visit Smallville before she met Clark in Metropolis?
YankeeClemens22
01-06-06, 02:00 PM
Now if superman got his hands on a lightsaber himself.... oh, it's so over.
Now if superman got his hands on a lightsaber himself.... oh, it's so over.
If being made of Steel, having laser eyes, the ability to fly, the ability to freeze stuff with his breath, the ability to move faster than a speeding bullet can't even beat a billionair in a batsuit then I doubt a lightsaber is gonna help.
YankeeClemens22
01-06-06, 02:04 PM
If being made of Steel, having laser eyes, the ability to fly, the ability to freeze stuff with his breath, the ability to move faster than a speeding bullet can't even beat a billionair in a batsuit then I doubt a lightsaber is gonna help.
It's just what he needs to push himself over the edge. ;)
It's just what he needs to push himself over the edge. ;)
Damnit Matt you say you're not biased but I can see your red underwear.
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 02:12 PM
I have a question about Smallville. In the original Superman story, did Lois Lane ever visit Smallville before she met Clark in Metropolis?
I don't know. But I think they're incorporating it into the newer franchises of Superman.
I don't know. But I think they're incorporating it into the newer franchises of Superman.
Ok, and is that guy that was in the orange clothes Aquaman?
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 02:49 PM
Ok, and is that guy that was in the orange clothes Aquaman?
Yeah.
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 04:32 PM
Wow, ok.
Surprised?
Surprised?
Pissed really. Aquaman makes Superman look like Batman. If there's a more useless superhero out there I'd like to see him.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 05:38 PM
Pissed really. Aquaman makes Superman look like Batman. If there's a more useless superhero out there I'd like to see him.
Hello Ben Affleck!!!
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/images/daredevil_poster.jpg
Hello Ben Affleck!!!
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/images/daredevil_poster.jpg
Ok don't tell my fellow Yankee fans but I liked that movie. I thought it was good.
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 11:06 PM
Pissed really. Aquaman makes Superman look like Batman. If there's a more useless superhero out there I'd like to see him.
Oliver Queen says hello.
Archer1979
01-06-06, 11:11 PM
Oliver Queen says hello.
:throws green rock:
Evil Empire
01-06-06, 11:18 PM
:throws green rock:
*Picks up lead shield*
Archer1979
01-06-06, 11:19 PM
*Picks up lead shield*
:Throws Hustler magazine:
Evil Empire
01-07-06, 12:17 AM
:Throws Hustler magazine:
:unlike Batman, get's attracted, but not distracted:
corynnmarie
01-07-06, 11:53 AM
You guys are officially dorks.
You guys are officially dorks.
Yeah totallly.
*puts on Hanson CD*
Archer1979
01-07-06, 11:57 AM
You guys are officially dorks.
Does this mean we get a ceremony and stuff?
Sam can hang out with a 12 year-old kid. Josh can avoid green rocks. I'll make out with with blonde chicks in fishnets.
Evil Empire
01-07-06, 01:12 PM
Yeah totallly.
*puts on Hanson CD*
:roflmao: !!!
Arod for President
01-07-06, 09:04 PM
That look Ill! Damn i think its about time they remade that movie. What a Classic
RhodyYanksFan
01-08-06, 04:38 PM
That look Ill! Damn i think its about time they remade that movie. What a Classic
I hope they don't make Clark into a nerd like usual. I like him in Smallville.
Who else has seen the SNL skit with The Rock where he's Clark Kent but everyone knows he's Superman because he walks through concrete walls and his suit is hanging out of his business suit. :lol:
I hope they don't make Clark into a nerd like usual. I like him in Smallville.
Who else has seen the SNL skit with The Rock where he's Clark Kent but everyone knows he's Superman because he walks through concrete walls and his suit is hanging out of his business suit. :lol:
:lol: I remember that one.
:lol: I remember that one.Or how about Molecular Man with Conan!
Or how about Molecular Man with Conan!
:lol: I remember that one too!
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