Monday Night Game! Beagles-Crackboys! [Archive]

#1PaFan

11-14-04, 08:22 PM

THIS should be an entertaining game. Where are y'all gonna watch the game?

This thread isn't just for you carjacking, house-bombing, cheesesteak eating Jersey rejects.....

NOR is this thread only for you child molesting, drug running, rape filming derelicts from the city that murdered JFK....

WHO is going to win this game?

Frankly, I think the Crackboys are giving up. I predict the Beagles will win 37-17.

BTW, WHERE is 2JAY???????? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :gulp: :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-14-04, 08:31 PM

Statistically, they're not better than us (this is actually a fact) in terms of stats that are used to produce offensive and defensive rankings, aside from turnover margin. If only we can force a turnover or two for once in addition to playing relatively mistake-free (no dumb fumbles and picks from Vinny, minimal penalties), I like our chances. And finally, I never pick against us anyway.

24-20, The Good Guys.

SheffMVP11

11-14-04, 08:51 PM

I think for once I'll be a Crackboys fan

#1PaFan

11-14-04, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35
Statistically, they're not better than us (this is actually a fact) in terms of stats that are used to produce offensive and defensive rankings, aside from turnover margin. If only we can force a turnover or two for once in addition to playing relatively mistake-free (no dumb fumbles and picks from Vinny, minimal penalties), I like our chances. And finally, I never pick against us anyway.

24-20, The Good Guys.

Nice analysis, Nat!!! Now, WHO exactly are the "Good Guys" in this game? :lol: :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-14-04, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by SheffMVP11
I think for once I'll be a Crackboys fan
Welcome aboard!!! :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-14-04, 09:05 PM

(Jeez...I'm certain that a look at a large portion of my posts from the past month or two shows that I've been posting around George way too much! :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: )

#1PaFan

11-14-04, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35
(Jeez...I'm certain that a look at a large portion of my posts from the past month or two shows that I've been posting around George way too much! :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: )

Nothing wrong with that, Crackboy fan. I *KNOW* that between me and your boyfriend, your heart will find it's way to Lambeau! :gulp:

There IS hope for you, Nat!!! :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-14-04, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by #1PaFan

Nothing wrong with that, Crackboy fan. I *KNOW* that between me and your boyfriend, your heart will find it's way to Lambeau! :gulp:

Not happening! HE'S the one who's been rooting quietly for the Cowboys because he likes Tuna, Julius, and Keyshawn! :D :gulp:

#1PaFan

11-14-04, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35

Not happening! HE'S the one who's been rooting quietly for the Cowboys because he likes Tuna, Julius, and Keyshawn! :D :gulp:

:lol: NO, Natasha, I'm pretty sure he likes a different, uh, Tuna! :D :badass:

YOU are gonna miss the Lambeau experience next year. Don't worry, I'll send ya some pics!!!

GO PACK GO!!! :gulp:

Now, back to the MNF game...... Here's my latest prediction:

Beagles 35 CrackHos 17

PinstripePride

11-15-04, 12:56 AM

Let's go Dallas. I can't beleive I said that. :barf:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-15-04, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by #1PaFan
Here's my latest prediction:

Beagles 35 CrackHos 17
Mmm hmm... you've already lowered your estimation on your #1PAFan-favorite Eagles by 2, I see. :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-15-04, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by PinstripePride
I can't beleive I said that.
YES you can! Welcome aboard! :gulp:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35

Mmm hmm... you've already lowered your estimation on your #1PAFan-favorite Eagles by 2, I see. :gulp:

Just adjusting for the wagering. LOTS of action on the Beagles.... :smokin:

RIyankee

11-15-04, 08:46 AM

George, congrats on your Packers proving me wrong. :gulp:

Natalie, congrats on beating me in FFL. :gulp:

ToneinTO

11-15-04, 12:18 PM

I know Terrell Owens is going to unveil another stupid celebration if he scores tonight. The question is, will Dallas retaliate?

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-15-04, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by ToneinTO
I know Terrell Owens is going to unveil another stupid celebration if he scores tonight. The question is, will Dallas retaliate?

Depends what it is, is my guess. Hopefully, he won't have the option. George Teague will always have a special place in my heart for defending the star against him in 2000. I doubt he'd want to risk the same treatment from my Roy.

deranged2005

11-15-04, 06:41 PM

I need some points for fantasy football......come on Eagles!

StaceyRosie

11-15-04, 06:51 PM

Jesus this is the kind of game where you root for injuries on both sides because you hate the teams so much....:goody:

Not that I would do that. My cousin is though. :evil:

PlsDontTearDownY.S.

11-15-04, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35

Depends what it is, is my guess. Hopefully, he won't have the option. George Teague will always have a special place in my heart for defending the star against him in 2000. I doubt he'd want to risk the same treatment from my Roy. I don't like the Cowboys but if TO tries some s**t like that again, i hope Roy Williams tears him out the frame.

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 07:05 PM

Tonight, I'm an Eagle fan. :) :gulp:

Yankees Empire

11-15-04, 07:06 PM

Iggles by 3 touchdowns.

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-15-04, 08:04 PM

One of the cooks over here at school, a fellow Cowboys diehard with whom I talk regularly, is at the game tonight!!! Let's get a win for Edward!!!!

I'm so excited! Let's go 'Boys!!!!! :gulp:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:07 PM

Here We Go..... :gulp:

As much as the Crackboys suck, those cheerleaders are still rather enjoyable. :smokin:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:09 PM

"We're too stupid." "We stink." "I'm ashamed of myself and my team."
Bill Parcells, Crackboy Head Coach. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:gulp:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:13 PM

Not a great start by McLimbaugh.

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:17 PM

Wow! That was clearly a fumble. :D

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:33 PM

Burp!!! 7-0 Beagles.

Clive

11-15-04, 08:34 PM

Haha, the sideline re-enactment of TO and McNabb's argument was priceless. :D

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:41 PM

LMFFAO!!!! NICE handoff to Simoneau there, Eddie!!! :lol: :gulp:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:45 PM

Down goes Frazier!!! Down goes Frazier!!! Down goes Frazier!!!

Punch it in now, Philthy....

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:50 PM

14-0 Eagles as the ex-Packer Dorsey Levens pounds it in. :gulp:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 08:56 PM

The Crackboys slowed the bleeding. Well, at least it was my boy Witten. He's just too talented for that gutter franchise. :smokin:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:04 PM

Wow!!!! 27 yard TD pass to a wide open T.O.!!! Man, Roy "Sooner" Williams got burnt badly. Sorry Nat. :(

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:05 PM

LMFAO!!!! After the TD, TO celebrates on the Tainted Star and nobody does anything. :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

Clive

11-15-04, 09:06 PM

Norwood's Wide Rights stay in first place thanks to TO! :lol:

26 and counting

11-15-04, 09:10 PM

I don't like either team, but I dislike the Cowboys more, so I'm rooting for the Eagles. (I root against the Cowboys no matter who they play anyway, even if its the Patriots.)

21-7 Philly so far!!! I love how the Dallas fans are really quiet. I hope it stays that way.

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:14 PM

WooHoo!!!!! :lol: This time the TD Bomb goes to Pinkston!!! The rout is on.... :gulp:

Beagles 28 - Drug running, child molesting, coke addicted rapists 7.

BroadwayBomber55

11-15-04, 09:17 PM

What's gotten into Donovan McNabb? Three 3 TD passes in the 1st half.

WebsterMulligan

11-15-04, 09:18 PM

I suspect the Tuna is'nt very happy, right now. The post-game press conference ought to be good. :lol:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by BroadwayBomber55
What's gotten into Donovan McNabb? Three 3 TD passes in the 1st half.

The Dallas Defense. ;)

PinstripePride

11-15-04, 09:20 PM

And TO on the star is the exact reason I'm rooting for Dallas. I despise TO.

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:23 PM

Damn!!! Witten again for a TD. South America's team is trying to hang in there.

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:29 PM

Holy crap!!!! THAT was one helluva play!!! Unbelievable. McNabb was running around in the backfield for 14 seconds and then launched a perfect bomb to Mitchell. WOW!!!

SoCal Pinstriper

11-15-04, 09:32 PM

Amazing play! I can't remember a better one this season. :eek:

SoCal Pinstriper

11-15-04, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by WebsterMulligan
I suspect the Tuna is'nt very happy, right now. The post-game press conference ought to be good. :lol: It will be better than the second half. :evil:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:38 PM

Westbrook rushes in for a TD, the FOURTH TD of the second quarter. :gulp:

PinstripePride

11-15-04, 09:39 PM

I can't blame the Dallas DBs for that one. How can you stick a man for 14 seconds? Esp. double covering TO.

PinstripePride

11-15-04, 09:40 PM

F*cking Eagles. :mad:

#1PaFan

11-15-04, 09:50 PM

Oh well, I'm going to relax and continue watching the Boys get disgraced.... :lol: :gulp:

Later y'all. :smokin:

#1PaFan

11-16-04, 08:26 AM

Sure is quiet in here.... :smokin:

In case anybody missed it, here's a pic of T.O. staining the already tainted star. :lol: :gulp:

Buckeye Yank

11-16-04, 08:28 AM

So Nat never showed, huh? She's probably mumbling incomplete sentences after that game. Poor baby. :(

NYYFAN

11-16-04, 09:14 AM

Dallas makes my Raiders look good...time to dump old Vinnie and the coach...

#1PaFan

11-16-04, 09:56 AM

Here's another pic of T.O. scoring. Notice how Crackboy Nathan Jones body blocks teammate Tony Dixon!!! The Tuna is right; they're just too effing stupid!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :gulp:

English Yankee

11-16-04, 10:46 AM

Fourteen seconds between the snap and the pass. I know nothing about football but that wasn't very good defense, was it ? McNabb can really throw the ball well though. He threw the ball in the fourteen second play in one direction while he was running in another.

#1PaFan

11-16-04, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by English Yankee
Fourteen seconds between the snap and the pass. I know nothing about football but that wasn't very good defense, was it ? McNabb can really throw the ball well though. He threw the ball in the fourteen second play in one direction while he was running in another.

14 seconds running around in the backfield is unheard of, really. But, THEN to actually launch a pass 50+ yards in the air, while running like that, AND completing the pass right on target is just mind-blowing. It was, dare I say, Favre-like. :gulp:

JDPNYY

11-16-04, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by NYYFAN
Dallas makes my Raiders look good...time to dump old Vinnie and the coach...

It's time to give the future ex-Yankee Third Baseman a chance.

PinstripePride

11-16-04, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by #1PaFan
THEN to actually launch a pass 50+ yards in the air, while running like that, AND completing the pass right on target is just mind-blowing. It was, dare I say, Favre-like. :gulp:

The Yankees need rotation help. Sign Donovan!

#1PaFan

11-16-04, 02:00 PM

Here's an old joke, but it's still a classic! :gulp:

Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, unconscious, smelling of booze. Out of respect and propriety, the Packers fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 49er fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Cowboys fan took his cap off and placed it over her crotch. 911 was called, and when the paramedics and police arrived, they checked over the woman. First, they lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, they lifted the 49er cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Cowboys fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the paramedic. "I am simply amazed. Normally when I look under a Cowboys hat, I find an asshole."

:lol: :smokin:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-16-04, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by #1PaFan

"Well," said the paramedic. "I am simply amazed. Normally when I look under a Cowboys hat, I find an asshole."

:lol: :smokin:
:lol: that actually is pretty funny. This is probably true for many Cowboys fans where I come from in southern California, but the ones I've met in Texas/who are from Texas are among the nicest, most welcoming people and fans I've ever met.

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-16-04, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Buckeye Yank
So Nat never showed, huh? She's probably mumbling incomplete sentences after that game. Poor baby. :(
Yes, various tears where shed throughout. At least I had my brother to comiserate with over AIM. I've not been this frustrated with them in a long time, but it's not over until/unless they are mathematically eliminated. Until then, I still hope for a turnaround. :( The Eagles are running away with the division, but even at 3-6 we're still not out of the wild card hunt by any means.

Thanks for thinking of me in this difficult time, Bill. :)

deranged2005

11-16-04, 04:09 PM

That was a great play. Unreal.

Anyone see T.O. and McNabb mocking their "disagreement" after scoring their 2nd touchdown I believe?

T.O. is no cancer in the clubhouse.

SoCal Pinstriper

11-16-04, 04:10 PM

Who in the world scheduled the Cowboys 3 games in 11 days? I thought that Jerry had some juice with the league office. :confused:

#1PaFan

11-16-04, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35

:lol: that actually is pretty funny. This is probably true for many Cowboys fans where I come from in southern California, but the ones I've met in Texas/who are from Texas are among the nicest, most welcoming people and fans I've ever met.

You're a really good sport, Nat. :gulp:

To tell the truth, I met a lot of actually decent Boy's fans at Titletown. Man, I can't wait to go back!!! :gulp:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-16-04, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Socal Pinstriper
Who in the world scheduled the Cowboys 3 games in 11 days? I thought that Jerry had some juice with the league office. :confused:
This is pretty standard for them because they're a Thanksgiving Day staple. Jerry, who indeed does have a lot of pull and sits on the NFL Competition committee, wouldn't have that any other way I'm sure. Just makes things a bit tougher for them than most of the other teams.

Buckeye Yank

11-17-04, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35
Thanks for thinking of me in this difficult time, Bill. :)

And don't think for a second that just because you're a hottie has ANYTHING to do with my sincere concern for you. ;) :lol:

DaBoys4LifeNYY35

11-17-04, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Buckeye Yank

And don't think for a second that just because you're a hottie has ANYTHING to do with my sincere concern for you. ;) :lol:
I don't know where you're getting this idea from, but thanks! :lol: