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CalifYanksFan
05-26-02, 08:30 PM
What is the funniest one-liner you ever heard?
#1PaFan
05-26-02, 08:34 PM
I'll have to think about that....But, WELCOME BACK, Russ! Missed seeing you here, buddy! :gulp:
Hitman23
05-28-02, 06:01 PM
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:

I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU! ;)

Would that work on any of you girls?? :bad:
YankeeFan00
05-31-02, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:

I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU! ;)

Would that work on any of you girls?? :bad:
I don't think so, but good luck with that! :)
Hitman23
05-31-02, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by YankeeFan00

I don't think so, but good luck with that! :)

Oh man, I would never use that, I just heard it and thought it was a funny pickup line. :D
YankeeFan00
05-31-02, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23


Oh man, I would never use that, I just heard it and thought it was a funny pickup line. :D
Suuuuure. ;) :D
# 21 Forever
05-31-02, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23
The funniest one-liner for picking up a chick I ever heard was:

I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is YOU! ;)

Would that work on any of you girls?? :bad:

I have to tell you, Hitman, that pick up line would definately bomb with me and every other female I know! :lol:
Sascha
05-31-02, 05:05 PM
 
Hitman23
05-31-02, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by # 21 Forever
I have to tell you, Hitman, that pick up line would definately bomb with me and every other female I know! :lol:

I know it's horrible, and I would never use it..... but you gotta admit it has imagination and it's really funny! :D
# 21 Forever
05-31-02, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Hitman23


I know it's horrible, and I would never use it..... but you gotta admit it has imagination and it's really funny! :D

How about if I just say that it is different! ;) :lol:

Glad to hear that you would never use it!
LilChief
06-07-02, 04:06 PM
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)

A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........
















I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!


I know.....DUMB.....:goody: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
YankeePrincess
06-19-02, 11:33 AM
:D lol that sounds like something my dad would come up with!
SuperMario66
06-26-02, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by LilChief
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)

A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........

I














I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!


I know.....DUMB.....:goody: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It's late and I am pretty sure I don't get it...:confused:
SuperMario66
06-26-02, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by SuperMario66


It's late and I am pretty sure I don't get it...:confused:

I thought about it some more, and now I get it. It has been a long day. That really was funny though:P
Barb51850
06-27-02, 08:26 AM
This is really not a one-liner, but it's one of the funniest comebacks ever.

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee"

Churchill to Lady Astor:
"If you were my wife I'd DRINK it."
DJeter1287
07-05-02, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by LilChief
Not really a one liner, but my hubby actually called me from work one morning hysterical to tell me this....(I still wonder what was in the coffee that morning!)

A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer....
The bartender says........


I'm sorry but we don't serve food here!!!


I know.....DUMB.....:goody: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I know a dumb one just like that.
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender says I am sorry we don't serve mushrooms..And then the mushroom says ''I'm not a mushroom I'm a FUNGI (Fun guy)!"
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