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smr15
03-11-10, 06:53 PM
btw, another site posted the headline as " Shaving Privates Drivin' " :D
(pretty clever, huh?)

http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/driving.shaving.crash.2.1542152.html

Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line

A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.

Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats. When they were pulled over, Judy claimed to have been driving. The trooper noticed burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag, which disproved their story. The airbag in the steering wheel apparently did not deploy.

Three passengers – a man and two women – were treated for minor injuries.

Barnes had been driving with a suspended license, just a day after being convicted in an Upper Keys court of a DUI. She was sentenced to nine months of probation, and her license was revoked for five years.

Now, Barnes is being charged with reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving with no insurance, WFOR-TV reports. She could face a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation.

Judy was not charged in the crash.

Sam18
03-11-10, 07:17 PM
Now she has two slits!

Jersey Yankee
03-12-10, 01:07 AM
So the ex-hubby was driving from the passenger's seat and shaving her naughty bits, while she's on the way to meet her bf? Wow.

Why didn't she just let her bf shave her goodies once she got there?

PalmerGA
03-12-10, 06:48 AM
Must not have had his eyes on the road! :D

Jersey Yankee
03-12-10, 09:11 AM
Must not have had his eyes on the road! :D
If that passenger-side airbag popped him in the back of his head, then it'll prove that he was in no ... ahem ... "position" to steer that car!!! :gulp::O :P

If they ever put that up on youtube, they can call it "The Blind Leading the Blind". :D :P

GordonGecko
03-12-10, 11:19 AM
this proves once again that education is so over-rated

smr15
03-12-10, 12:12 PM
If she really wanted to get "ready for the visit", she'd have dyed those roots.

Trish
03-12-10, 12:14 PM
If she really wanted to get "ready for the visit", she'd have dyed those roots.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Oh man...I've got 10 years on her, and she looks older than I do :lol:

b-ball-lunachick
03-12-10, 12:18 PM
btw, another site posted the headline as " Shaving Privates Drivin' " :D
(pretty clever, huh?)


very clever. :lol:

I saw this story somewhere in the SB or something but I didn't see a picture. yikes. I wish they had pics of the b/f and ex husband. :D

GordonGecko
03-12-10, 12:19 PM
Dirty laundry flies around the world at light speed these days

http://gazetaonline.globo.com/index.php?id=/local/minuto_a_minuto/internacional/materia.php&cd_matia=610222
http://seks.blog.nl/ludiek/2010/03/10/schaamhaar-scherende-chauffeuse-maakt-brokken (with exclusive photo)
http://www1.hk.apple.nextmedia.com/realtime/art_main.php?&iss_id=20100309&sec_id=10793140&art_id=13801741

xenadanielle
03-12-10, 12:33 PM
very clever. :lol:

I saw this story somewhere in the SB or something but I didn't see a picture. yikes. I wish they had pics of the b/f and ex husband. :D

Yeah I think it was in the shaving thread actually. I think? B/c then I went off on a Floriday Keys, Fantasy Fest, and public nudity tangent. She looks like typical FF fare.

There were other people in the car too hahahaaa. Kinky. :lol:

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