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YankeeClemens22
09-12-07, 09:05 AM
Happy new year to all my Jewish brothers and sisters out there.
TheDynasty26
09-12-07, 09:17 AM
Mazel!
PaulieIsAwesome
09-12-07, 09:18 AM
Thanks YankeeClemens22. A sweet, happy and healthy New Year to everyone.
L'shanah tovah tikatevu!
Happy and Sweet Year!
xenadanielle
09-12-07, 09:28 AM
Happy new year to all my Jewish brothers and sisters out there.
Thank you! :)
Good yontiff everyone. I can't wait to rusha homa later! :D
Shanah Tovah!
Happy 5768!
For any Jewish motorcycle riders out there, the Chai Riders Motorcycle Club (www.chairiders.org) is sponsoring their 8th Annual "Blessing of the Bikes for a Safe New Year" this Sunday.
Ride starts at Temple Beth Chai (Happauge) and ends at Huntington Jewish Center (Huntington)
Breakfast at TBC, lunch with music at HJC.
If anyone wants more information, PM me...
jlw1980
09-12-07, 09:40 AM
L'shanah tovah! :)
montrealer
09-12-07, 10:18 AM
Happy New Year..............Finishing at 12:00 today...Woo Hoo !!!!!!!
Hitman23
09-12-07, 10:34 AM
Hey I'm not religious but what the hell. I'll wish you guys a happy whatever phlemy day this is! :gulp:
:D
mitchrock
09-12-07, 10:35 AM
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! I know I'll be enjoying my two days off tomorrow (won't even mind sitting in services with my dad).
WashingtonYankee
09-12-07, 10:41 AM
I'm not Jewish but I know many of you are including my guy so... Happy New Year.
Barb51850
09-12-07, 11:24 AM
Happy New Year! :) I'm not Jewish, but I have Jewish friends. They are looking forward to the celebration, especially the food.
Boogiedown Bomber
09-12-07, 07:03 PM
Happy New Year to all of my Jewish friends! :gulp:
BronxBombersMRP
09-12-07, 07:36 PM
happy new year to all....
Happy new year to all my Jewish brothers and sisters out there.
Happy new year to you all.
SUGGESTIONS FOR TASHLICH
Taking a few crumbs to Tashlich from whatever old bread is in the house lacks subtlety, nuance and religious sensitivity. Instead, this coming Rosh Hashanah consider these options:
For ordinary sins, use White Bread
For exotic sins, French Bread
For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
For complex sins, Multi-grain
For twisted sins, Pretzels
For tasteless sins, Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision, Waffles
For sins committed in haste, Matzah
For sins committed in less than eighteen minutes, Shmurah Matzah
For sins of chutzpah, Fresh Bread
For substance abuse, Poppy Seed
For committing arson, Toast
For committing auto theft, Caraway
For being ill-tempered, Sourdough
For silliness, Nut Bread
For not giving full value, Shortbread
For jingoism, Yankee Doodles
For excessive use of irony, Rye Bread
For excessive use of irony with regard to the old Soviet Union, Russian Rye
For telling bad jokes, Corn Bread
For hardening our hearts, Jelly doughnuts
For being money hungry, Enriched Bread or Raw Dough
For war-mongering, Kaiser Rolls
For immodest dressing, Tarts
For causing injury or damage to others, Tortes
For promiscuity, Hot Buns
For promiscuity with a Christian, Hot Cross Buns
For racism, Crackers
For sophisticated racism, Ritz Crackers
For davvening off tune, Flat Bread
For being holier than thou, Bagels
For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah
For indecent photography, Cheese Cake
For trashing the environment, Dumplings
For sins of laziness, Any Very Long Loaf
For sins of pride, Puff Pastry
For lying, Baked Goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
For wearing tasteless hats, Tam Tams
For the sins of the righteous, Angel Food Cake
For selling your soul, Devils Food Cake
For lust in your heart, Wonder Bread
For inhaling, Stoned Wheat
Remember, you don't have to show your crumbs to anyone.
yankees2287
09-12-07, 09:14 PM
happy and healthy new year to all
good yuntiff (i hope i spelled that right)
Toaderly
09-12-07, 09:50 PM
Happy New Year! :)
Archer1979
09-12-07, 10:01 PM
Happy New Year.
JL25and3
09-12-07, 11:14 PM
SUGGESTIONS FOR TASHLICH
Taking a few crumbs to Tashlich from whatever old bread is in the house lacks subtlety, nuance and religious sensitivity. Instead, this coming Rosh Hashanah consider these options:
For ordinary sins, use White Bread
For exotic sins, French Bread
For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
For complex sins, Multi-grain
For twisted sins, Pretzels
For tasteless sins, Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision, Waffles
For sins committed in haste, Matzah
For sins committed in less than eighteen minutes, Shmurah Matzah
For sins of chutzpah, Fresh Bread
For substance abuse, Poppy Seed
For committing arson, Toast
For committing auto theft, Caraway
For being ill-tempered, Sourdough
For silliness, Nut Bread
For not giving full value, Shortbread
For jingoism, Yankee Doodles
For excessive use of irony, Rye Bread
For excessive use of irony with regard to the old Soviet Union, Russian Rye
For telling bad jokes, Corn Bread
For hardening our hearts, Jelly doughnuts
For being money hungry, Enriched Bread or Raw Dough
For war-mongering, Kaiser Rolls
For immodest dressing, Tarts
For causing injury or damage to others, Tortes
For promiscuity, Hot Buns
For promiscuity with a Christian, Hot Cross Buns
For racism, Crackers
For sophisticated racism, Ritz Crackers
For davvening off tune, Flat Bread
For being holier than thou, Bagels
For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah
For indecent photography, Cheese Cake
For trashing the environment, Dumplings
For sins of laziness, Any Very Long Loaf
For sins of pride, Puff Pastry
For lying, Baked Goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
For wearing tasteless hats, Tam Tams
For the sins of the righteous, Angel Food Cake
For selling your soul, Devils Food Cake
For lust in your heart, Wonder Bread
For inhaling, Stoned Wheat
Remember, you don't have to show your crumbs to anyone.I'll file this one under "Jews with way too much time on their hands"
L'shonah tovah to all.
allybear
09-13-07, 07:37 AM
Belated Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends - may this one be the sweetest yet!
Big E - that is really funny! :)
ZYanksRule
09-14-07, 12:16 AM
Shanah Tovah, G'mar Chatima Tovah, and Chag Sameach.
May you be inscribed in the book of life.
Jersey Yankee
09-14-07, 03:25 AM
Shalom, Mazel Tov, and a very Happy Jewish New Year to all of you!!! :D
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