3aa2 When fake bull testicles are outlawed ... [Archive] - NYYFans.com Forum

PDA

View Full Version : When fake bull testicles are outlawed ...



NYYFAN
02-24-07, 12:26 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...:lol:

RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees
02-24-07, 01:29 PM
Well, at least the MD legislature has their priorities straight. :-whistle-

Trish
02-24-07, 01:50 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...:lol:

People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

CalYankeeFan
02-24-07, 02:02 PM
People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Unbelievable as it may be.

They come in different colors.:-shrug-:

Octoberbaby
02-24-07, 02:04 PM
People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

There is no accounting for taste!

Octoberbaby
02-24-07, 02:05 PM
Well, at least the MD legislature has their priorities straight. :-whistle-

Agreed.

#1PaFan
02-24-07, 02:05 PM
Unbelievable as it may be.

They come in different colors.:-shrug-:

I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.

Archer1979
02-24-07, 02:06 PM
I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.

I already have a set.

jlw1980
02-24-07, 02:13 PM
I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

Archer1979
02-24-07, 02:17 PM
I certainly wouldn't order the blue ones.


I already have a set.


I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

:jaw-drop:

Trish
02-24-07, 02:27 PM
I've seen them. They're ugly and tacky, but I can't see outlawing them.

Archer's testicles should be outlawed.

Archer1979
02-24-07, 02:32 PM
Archer's testicles should be outlawed.

In many states, I have to have them registered as lethal weapons.

NYYFAN
02-24-07, 02:36 PM
People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Obviously Yes...

NYYFAN
02-24-07, 02:38 PM
The next question should be...who the hell thought of making fake bull testicles?

Some pissed off cow?

Archer1979
02-24-07, 02:46 PM
The next question should be...who the hell thought of making fake bull testicles?

Some pissed off cow?

Maybe it was originally thought of to be a prosthetic for bulls with an extreme case of the Guidry Clap.

YankeePride1967
02-24-07, 02:49 PM
I wonder what Archer will do when he drives through Maryland?

Archer1979
02-24-07, 02:52 PM
I wonder what Archer will do when he drives through Maryland?

Buy some overpriced tickets at Camden Yards for when the Sox are in town.

LDG
02-24-07, 03:16 PM
There goes the stickers of the little guy peeing on (insert rival sports team/car here).

Octoberbaby
02-24-07, 03:23 PM
There goes the stickers of the little guy peeing on (insert rival sports team/car here).

Is there no end to injustice???? :D

4bronxbombers
02-24-07, 03:30 PM
Weirdo's....hanging fake bull balls from their vehicles. Sheesh. Men with small balls.......maybe...... :dunno:

LDG
02-24-07, 04:26 PM
I saw "a pair" for the first time about 2 months ago on a pickup truck a parking lot. It did make me do a double take, then it just made me think, "ewww". I don't get it. Are chicks supposed to dig that or is it a message from one guy to another? (And if so, what exactly IS that message? :lol: )

4bronxbombers
02-24-07, 04:28 PM
I saw "a pair" for the first time about 2 months ago on a pickup truck a parking lot. It did make me do a double take, then it just made me think, "ewww". I don't get it. Are chicks supposed to dig that or is it a message from one guy to another? (And if so, what exactly IS that message? :lol: )

Good question....time for a google search. :D

4bronxbombers
02-24-07, 04:30 PM
http://bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html


I'm still trying to find out WHY!!

CalYankeeFan
02-24-07, 04:33 PM
When fake bull testicles are outlawed ...



only outlaws will have fake bull testicles.

:badass:

4bronxbombers
02-24-07, 04:34 PM
Women love a man with a nice big one pound solid set of nuts slapped on the back of their Harley!


They do?!?!?!?!

I need to get out of this thread.....:lol:

LDG
02-24-07, 04:35 PM
Women love a man with a nice big one pound solid set of nuts slapped on the back of their Harley!


They do?!?!?!?!

I need to get out of this thread.....:lol:

I never want to meet these women!

4bronxbombers
02-24-07, 04:36 PM
I never want to meet these women!

Do you think these women they have teeth?? :eek:

CalYankeeFan
02-24-07, 04:38 PM
Do you think these women they have teeth?? :eek:

:-whistle-

LDG
02-24-07, 04:39 PM
Do you think these women they have teeth?? :eek:

The guy with the big balls hopes not! ;)

gamesix1977
02-24-07, 08:17 PM
People decorate their vehicles with fake bull testicles?

Methinks those who do this are compensating for something.....

Tifoso
02-24-07, 08:24 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17302498/

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly on Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban displaying images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

You just can't make this stuff up...:lol:

Myers is a moron:)

texasyankee
02-24-07, 09:16 PM
They outlaw fake gucci....so why not outlaw fake bull testicles?

jlw1980
02-24-07, 10:25 PM
http://bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html


I'm still trying to find out WHY!! It's a not-so-subtle statement, "My truck has balls." Said truck probably also has a gun-rack and a camper. NTTAWWT. :P

4bronxbombers
02-25-07, 06:10 AM
It's a not-so-subtle statement, "My truck has balls." Said truck probably also has a gun-rack and a camper. NTTAWWT. :P

I still think it's a compensation (or lack of) issue. :)

0